PYF Comic: The only time I'm pathetic... Is when I'm making sweet love to my wife!

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Weatherman: Jul 30, 2003; WARBLEKLONK

Powaqoatse posted:

we're on at least the 4th iteration of this thread and still it's the MMO/achewood arguments that keep coming up

to be perfectly fair, though, mink monk and oop is pretty poo poo

edit: :synpa:

# ? Nov 4, 2017 09:09

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 14:54

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Weatherman posted:

to be perfectly fair, though, mink monk and oop is pretty poo poo

edit:

thats a pretty good snype

# ? Nov 4, 2017 09:24

Korgan: Feb 14, 2012

Weatherman posted:

to be perfectly fair, though, mink monk and oop is pretty poo poo

edit:

# ? Nov 4, 2017 14:19

Hexyflexy: Sep 2, 2011; asymptotically approaching one

Weatherman posted:

to be perfectly fair, though, mink monk and oop is pretty poo poo

edit:

Owl.

# ? Nov 4, 2017 14:33

RCarr: Dec 24, 2007

Why are their eyes red? The only thing I can think of is they all infected themselves with conjunctivitis.

# ? Nov 4, 2017 14:35

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Cause they seen some poo poo

# ? Nov 4, 2017 14:44

Sound Mr. Brown: Feb 21, 2005; The love of learning, the sequestered nooks,
And all the sweet serenity of books.

RCarr posted:

Why are their eyes red? The only thing I can think of is they all infected themselves with conjunctivitis.

c'mon man there's like three separate weed smoking things in one panel alone there

edit: *that's the joke* innit

Sound Mr. Brown has a new favorite as of 05:30 on Nov 5, 2017

# ? Nov 4, 2017 14:51

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

RCarr posted:

Why are their eyes red? The only thing I can think of is they all infected themselves with conjunctivitis.

lol nice callback

# ? Nov 4, 2017 15:09

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

RCarr posted:

Why are their eyes red? The only thing I can think of is they all infected themselves with conjunctivitis.

Thank you, friend.

# ? Nov 4, 2017 17:52

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

My new comic is so edgy it's just words not art and they don't even exist.

# ? Nov 5, 2017 17:43

Comptroll The Forums: Apr 25, 2007; DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

And it's already been edited into loss 3 times

# ? Nov 5, 2017 19:47

Montague Tigg: Mar 23, 2008; Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

are we almost at the "analyze the new pbf for 10 pages" point in the spiral yet or was that a different thread

# ? Nov 5, 2017 21:14

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

finalellipsis posted:

are we almost at the "analyze the new pbf for 10 pages" point in the spiral yet or was that a different thread

I think that was the CAD thread. Or maybe one of the old Newspaper comics threads.

# ? Nov 6, 2017 01:46

Unkempt: May 24, 2003; ...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Powaqoatse posted:

if you think about it, those Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers are kinda the 1970s Megg & Mogg & Owl

They are very similar, except the Freak Brothers is good and that Owl poo poo is poo poo.

# ? Nov 6, 2017 01:54

Weatherman: Jul 30, 2003; WARBLEKLONK

Unkempt posted:

They are very similar, except the Freak Brothers is good and that Owl poo poo is poo poo.

A good post

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Calaveron: Aug 7, 2006

Powaqoatse posted:

remember this!!!

I gotta call in a personal day at work tomorrow this is gonna take a while

# ? Nov 6, 2017 02:34

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Calaveron posted:

I gotta call in a personal day at work tomorrow this is gonna take a while

I'm sorry about your debilitating reading disability.

# ? Nov 6, 2017 02:36

Calaveron: Aug 7, 2006

Who What Now posted:

I'm sorry about your debilitating reading disability.

At least it�s not a meg mogg owl comic whoo boy police�ll have to do a missing persons check in my house

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Hexyflexy: Sep 2, 2011; asymptotically approaching one

Owl.

# ? Nov 6, 2017 02:43

SneezeOfTheDecade: Feb 6, 2011; gettin' covid all
over your posts

Hexyflexy posted:

Owl.

Owl demonstrates the correct response to being exposed to Megg and Mogg.

# ? Nov 6, 2017 02:46

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

Hexyflexy posted:

Owl.

God I hate this comic so much.

# ? Nov 6, 2017 03:23

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Cartoon Man posted:

God I hate this comic so much.

# ? Nov 6, 2017 03:26

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Y'all wouldn't know quality if it gave you a Boston Clanger.

# ? Nov 6, 2017 03:27

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Who What Now posted:

Y'all wouldn't know quality if it gave you a Boston Clanger.

Let me illustrate what I feel about MM&O by quoting this:

flick my Mr. Bean posted:

I [30m] have been noticing a strange smell in my bedroom after GF [25f] has been in there...Relationships
Hi reddit, I'm using a throwaway today because I'm a regular redditor and so is my SO. This is pretty awkward so please refrain from making any hurtful comments.

I need some advice about how to handle a delicate situation. Lately I have been noticing a strange smell in my bedroom after my girlfriend has been in it by herself. Sometimes I will be gone for a really short duration of time (having a shower etc.) and when I come back the room literally smells like poo poo and the windows are open - sometimes a faint smell, sometimes quite strong.

I've asked my girlfriend about this and she always denies any smell being there so I feel like maybe I'm imagining it? Another additional detail is that when I'm getting in the shower or towelling off (I have an onsuite), I can hear the buzzing noise that her vibrator makes. Honestly, I have no problem with her masturbating (it really gets me off when she does it during sex!) but I feel like it might have something to do with the smell.. she does not smell weird during sex though, so I'm honestly unsure what's going on here.

I don't know how to raise this with her, she is a really sweet and shy girl and I feel incredibly awkward about bringing it up.

tl;dr room smells bad after girlfriend has been in there, don't know how to raise it?
edit: Listen, everybody. The reason it's awkward is because my room smells like poop, sometimes for up to an hour afterwards. Not weed - I know what that smells like.
No-one here is really giving me advice about how to delicately handle the situation. Should I talk to her when the smell is there? Or should I wait until later?

Sorry about the late update. To be honest, I actually didn't end up confronting my girlfriend about this because everything else was going really well and the smell situation had kind of stopped. We actually started having showers together as well.

About a week ago, I had a shower after work and yep, the poop smell was back. We had plans to go out for dinner with some friends so I didn't want to have an awkward conversation in case I upset her. I vacuumed the room the next day and I moved the bed, and there was actually a light (but discernible) brown stain under her side of the bed. WTF. I asked her to come over and pointed it out. She started shaking and went immediately to the bathroom and locked herself in. I stayed in the room until she was calm enough to come out.
She finally came out and said that I would probably break up with her because she's so ashamed. I just kept on pressing her to tell me.
SO...
It turns out she has a serious poop fetish. She doesn't want to do any stuff involving it with me, but only by herself. I think it's a masochistic thing.. but basically she waits until she needs to take a dump and then sticks her finger up her rear end while she masturbates. She was hesitant to tell me this part but she goes on to smell it while she flicks her bean. She likes the danger element of it which is why she does it while I'm in the shower! And the grossest part is that she wipes it under the bed!

I'm not sure what I'm going to do now.. I'm acting like we are okay and it's not an issue but it actually does gross me out and it's also rude how she just thought she could wipe her poo poo on my carpet.

She did apologise and seemed genuinely remorseful though.

I don't know to what extent will this affect our relationship if I just end up embracing it. Everything else is going really well.. however I've stopped thinking about her when I masturbate. Is this something I can get over?
Thoughts? :S

tl;dr - didn't confront gf, smell stopped and then started up again, turns out she likes to smell her poo poo while she masturbates and I'm not sure if I should still be with her
UPDATE 1: Girlfriend has gone home and she said she will leave me alone for a few days while I think it over. To be honest I'm still pissed off about the poo on the carpet. I want to ask her to pay to get it steamed. Right now I think I'm still in shock and not really thinking about being "understanding" of her kink. Maybe I will start seeing the situation more rationally in a few hours.

This is by far one of the more heinous r/relationship posts we've mocked in that thread. EVERY loving MM&O COMIC IS LIKE THIS OR WORSE! gently caress EVERYONE IN THAT COMIC!

# ? Nov 6, 2017 03:32

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

That's hilarious, much like the following

# ? Nov 6, 2017 03:45

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

Now that's what I call a lot of jizz!

# ? Nov 6, 2017 03:47

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

I'm glad Werewolf Jones dead.

# ? Nov 6, 2017 03:47

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

WWJ isn't dead for another 50 days.

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Barry Bluejeans: Feb 2, 2017; ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Werewolf Jones is with us, always.

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trapped mouse: May 25, 2008; by Azathoth

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I'm glad Werewolf Jones dead.

this feels like a killer mike reference

# ? Nov 6, 2017 04:11

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

trapped mouse posted:

this feels like a killer mike reference

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Wizard Master: Mar 25, 2008; I am the Wizard Master

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nbmaYG0kEU

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Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Wizard Master posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nbmaYG0kEU

Kill it with fire!

# ? Nov 6, 2017 05:08

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

That booty don't lie, MM&O is good.

# ? Nov 6, 2017 05:09

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Unkempt posted:

They are very similar, except the Freak Brothers is good and that Owl poo poo is poo poo.

# ? Nov 6, 2017 09:51

Koburn: Oct 8, 2004; FIND THE JUDGE CHILD OR YOUR CITY DIES; Grimey Drawer

Wizard Master posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nbmaYG0kEU

Koburn has a new favorite as of 10:29 on Nov 6, 2017

# ? Nov 6, 2017 10:27

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Never stop posting MM&O. NEVER.

# ? Nov 6, 2017 11:08

Shai-Hulud: Jul 10, 2008; But it feels so right!; Lipstick Apathy

Can i just present the most milquetoast of opinion?
I think MM&O is good comic. I'm also just kind of tired of it. Yeah they are dysfunctional fuckups who are jerks to each other, i get it, lets move on.
I've read pretty much every MM&O that has been posted and i'm not saying stop posting it. But the whole "WE NEED TO POST EVERY MM&O AGAIN BECAUSE SOMEONE SAID HE DOESN'T LIKE THEM!!!" is just annoying.
MM&O is fine in moderation.

# ? Nov 6, 2017 11:59

Sentient Data: Aug 31, 2011; My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

We should go for something different like schlock mercenary or some random keenspot comic. Are webrings still a thing?

# ? Nov 6, 2017 12:56

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Weatherman: Jul 30, 2003; WARBLEKLONK

Counterpoint: if this is a good comic thread then meep moop and oink should be bannable

# ? Nov 6, 2017 12:57

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