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That voice cracks me up every time.
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 03:55 |
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Last Seen: Oct 10, 2015
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 03:59 |
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 04:08 |
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thatguy posted:How did Chris take award-winning animators and an award-winning actor and produce this? maybe it's the stoli talking but i know right?
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 04:14 |
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 04:19 |
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holy poo poo
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 04:39 |
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lol could you imagine if they fail to deliver the VFX in time to whatever movie studio it was? imagine all the refactoring and “make that pixel blue” micro management from chris on something they actually have to deliver on a set date. omg so perfect.
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 04:42 |
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You're the only one who appreciates my genius.
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 05:25 |
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Honestly, I'm fuckin' proud of you, Chris. You aimed for the stars, missed horribly, and landed in the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Let this be a lesson to you all. Got an idea? Just loving do it. Find a way. Make it work. Always do, even if you're a complete gently caress up. The universe loves action, it needs juice, and as long as you just show up and try, you win. Get off the loving internet. Stop watching the loving TV. Don't play video games, they're all just poo poo designed to keep you off the playing field. And NEVER let that nagging fuckster in the back of your mind tell you you're gonna fail. Chris Roberts wins at life. He laughs all the way to the mobile banking app on his phone to check his auto-regenerating bank account balance. Scummy? Oh what the gently caress ever. He played by the written rules and that's all that matters. Bad person? I don't know him, but he pays for his wife's movie dreams and gives all his friends jobs, and that's a hell of a lot more than most of us. Immoral? Didn't know you were runing the books on that one. And I'll tell you what. It's immoral to let people as stupid as Star Citizens, with their loving cringecore stunted bullshit fantasies, keep their money. Who the gently caress would wanna make a game for that lot of losers anyway? gently caress em. gently caress you. And gently caress me. Chris Roberts is a genius, and he deserves to enjoy his Porches, because god dammit, at least he got up off his rear end and tried.
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 05:29 |
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:You're the only one who appreciates my genius. It was a good comic. i would pat you on the back but we are on the internet and if you were close enough to actually do it it would be very creepy for both of us
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 05:34 |
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Toops posted:Honestly, I'm fuckin' proud of you, Chris. You aimed for the stars, missed horribly, and landed in the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzwlhHdhOcc
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 05:36 |
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Now SC is double the (door) pleasure. https://twitter.com/SandiGardiner/status/927726286482448384
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 05:36 |
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Abuminable posted:
You know how they have two doors? Your retarded designers put them on there. This poo poo ain't magic
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 05:43 |
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Abuminable posted:
DOORS!
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 05:43 |
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I am loving FULLY TORQUED
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 05:48 |
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 06:06 |
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Abuminable posted:
Once you figure it out, apply that to the Khartu-al scout so it can have two seats. ComfyPants fucked around with this message at 06:18 on Nov 7, 2017 |
# ? Nov 7, 2017 06:10 |
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Toops posted:I am loving FULLY TORQUED Carefull where all that Torque could end up at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ln3VuvQBWg&t=90s
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 06:12 |
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Abuminable posted:
I'm, I'm simply saying that life, uh... finds a way.
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 06:18 |
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ManofManyAliases posted:What triggered your meltdown today? Just curious. I was playing Stellaris and one of my admirals got a random gen name by the name of Momath, part of one of the name pack mods After sending him to fight the Contingency alone in the most technologically advanced corvette that dreams could pledge for, I came to shitpost about it, but forgot to include the source material for said shitpost until you now reminded me. That you for your efforts in aiding the "gently caress off MoMA, you smug oval office" initiative. I don't actually hate you MoMA, I just think the posters in this thread have invested too much time in attempting to rehabilitate you back to reality. No matter how hard the good effort posters of the thread appeal to literally any part of knowledge or reason, or how little SC develops, you get part way to the truth, "I feel grief" and then you double down and do what only literally insane people are capable of and "believe harder". Have you eaten your belt yet MoMA?
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 06:25 |
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Is it gross incompetence? I'm going with gross incompetence.
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 06:27 |
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Derek, video of 63 people clinging to the side of your carrier like spiders young in real time when?
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 06:31 |
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drat it seems all the poo poo pieces are falling together into one big poo poo pile.... a poo poo puzzle if you will If Cubic Motion is doing all the mocap cleanup, most of the art is offshored to chinese contractors, and the web and IT stuff is taken care of by another contractor, what in the flying gently caress does CIG as a company actually do? I guess it's basically a vessel to take in money, dispense it to other companies, and give the rest to Chris and his exec's for showing up a few hours a week Pretty sweet setup if you ask me
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 07:10 |
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Tokamak posted:The Agent only continues to post rumours to work over the /r/ds marks. They've been bullshit forever but people keep treating them like a legit source, so why stop? but some of it has been spot on, especially the January leak about 3.0 in 2018 (the same guy who said the scope of the game has decreased) derek don't even tweet me out no more, so the r/ds guys don't even care about me
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 07:17 |
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If that's really what it were, they wouldn't have people working the mines 12 hours a day/70 hours a week for years to keep up appearances-- too wasteful of company money that's unrightfully yours. I'm pretty sure Crobber an, earnest, lucky fool. Who, if he had any competition or oversight, would be a fall guy or scapegoat... And if Sandy or Ortwin have the slightest foresight, may well still be.
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 07:25 |
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the great thing about unpaid overtime, is that its unpaid overtime
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 07:27 |
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Combat Theory posted:Carefull where all that Torque could end up at That video is my wikipedia bio section.
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 07:28 |
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Toops posted:Honestly, I'm fuckin' proud of you, Chris. You aimed for the stars, missed horribly, and landed in the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Sickening but true.
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 07:29 |
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Roflan posted:If that's really what it were, they wouldn't have people working the mines 12 hours a day/70 hours a week for years to keep up appearances-- too wasteful of company money that's unrightfully yours. I'm pretty sure Crobber an, earnest, lucky fool. Who, if he had any competition or oversight, would be a fall guy or scapegoat... And if Sandy or Ortwin have the slightest foresight, may well still be. Roberts is a born leader. He has natural charisma, the evidence is right there for all to see. He has followers wherever he goes. Unfortunately, he's an imbecile, and is rarely, if ever, right. Well, thems the breaks. "There are remarkable people alive today, but I don't think they're being allowed to compete with fatuous, attention-grabbing personalities" - Richard Feynman
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 07:46 |
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I don't understand where people see charisma in anything that mush mouthed idiot says As badly as he stumbles on his words and sounds shifty as gently caress I wouldn't follow him to a local diner on a meal recommendation let alone invest money into his bullshit
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 07:53 |
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I dunno maybe there's something other people see we don't. I think this success is more about nostalgia gamers and the early hype of crowd funding. I don't think he could make one-tenth the money if he'd started at any other time, it really needed that big momentum to spark a space ship jpeg cult.
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 08:11 |
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TheAgent posted:I mean I just tend to post whatever poo poo I heard/read, and a lot of it evaporated Have most of the people you know who work there quit at this point or is everything so bogged down that there's literally nothing new to leak?
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 08:16 |
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shrach posted:Today's accounting error/mistake is the final one. It builds on the ones that were previously highlighted but this is actually more a series of deliberate decisions. I'm struggling to find a generously innocuous word that conveys making deliberate decisions that are possibly not correct. Good post
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 08:38 |
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Spiderdrake posted:I dunno maybe there's something other people see we don't. Honestly i think the truth of it is in the posts of backers and whales - which has been a consistent message of 'because gently caress modern games' for several years. That is reflected in Chris's consistent messages of 'see how game X does it? Well we won't do it like that' That's the thing that has carried the funding this far whether anyone agrees with it or not. Personally I think there has been a startling lack of innovation from AAA studio game designs over the last 10 years and Chris Roberts happened to latch on to a desire for something truly innovative. I don't think there is an economic incentive for these big publishers to take risks with game design. The rights and wrongs of it all can be argued but I firmly believe that's the central pillar of belief holding up the project and the funding. I see 1 or 2 posts a week basically saying this, and there's enough truth to it for CIG to build all of their marketing on it.
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 08:42 |
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TheAgent posted:imagine putting in, say, $300,000 into a film to ensure you got at least 10 speaking lines in or roughly 90 seconds of screentime, only to find our your entire scene had been cut and that the movie is a tremendous failure and will, without a doubt, net an extreme loss even after the streaming and tv rights are sold Was it this POS movie or a youtube project(that went exactly nowhere) where the cast were reading lines of the script at the CiG offices because both are lol but the former is just a bit funnier.
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 08:51 |
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TheAgent posted:I mean I just tend to post whatever poo poo I heard/read, and a lot of it evaporated The Amazon payment thing is very unlikely, I'd suspect better support access and maybe a little something for attending twitch events. The $300k for the movie is bullshit considering what happened with "Gemini 42 Entertainment", they aren't likely to be so blatant. The paid VFX work thing, also bullshit, no way the name of the company involved or the project wouldn't immediately leak too. I also suspect Cubic Motion aren't that heavily involved with CIG anymore as, most of the time, CIG can't keep a subcontractor that long without a major fallout.
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 09:21 |
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peter gabriel posted:Fun fact: If you squeeze ortwin you get oil I don't think we need snake oil for anything at the moment, though
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 09:24 |
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Matoi Ryuko posted:Attention thread: this is pgabz irl:
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 09:25 |
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How will teledildonics be incorporated into the final product? Pleasure stimulation should be part of the immersion.
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# ? Nov 7, 2017 09:27 |
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https://twitter.com/badnewsbaron/status/923978302120972288 https://twitter.com/badnewsbaron/status/927740990026371074
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