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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Besesoth posted:

When you lose a war against a species, it becomes hard for them to take your attempts to turn them into farm animals seriously.

I'm disappointed that this doesn't have the usual "war" wikipedia infobox, with lists of belligerents and casualties

I want to know what the order of battle was

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Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Data Graham posted:

I'm disappointed that this doesn't have the usual "war" wikipedia infobox, with lists of belligerents and casualties

I want to know what the order of battle was

They removed in war infobox because it wasn't professional or some poo poo. I think if you go to edit on that page there's a notification that says adding the infobox back is considered an act of vandalism.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Picnic Princess posted:

I've got a brand new combine harvester!

Will you give me the key?

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Stoatbringer posted:

Will you give me the key?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp8AmVeBuHQ

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Inescapable Duck posted:

I don't know what part of that to correct first.

But one useful thing about emus is that their eggs are huge and pretty, and are often used in art.

Besesoth posted:

Ah yes, the majestic American Emu

Trig Discipline posted:

You're thinking of corn.

gently caress, I am an idiot who read "emu" and somehow thought "Llama." I deserved this.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Data Graham posted:

I'm disappointed that this doesn't have the usual "war" wikipedia infobox, with lists of belligerents and casualties

I want to know what the order of battle was

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

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Ah yes, llamas, famous for their eggs.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Baron von Eevl posted:

Ah yes, llamas, famous for their eggs.

The Spanish destroyed the Inca in their quest for the rare llama egg. It's said an omelette made from such an egg grants eternal life.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Proteus Jones posted:

The Spanish destroyed the Inca in their quest for the rare llama egg. It's said an omelette made from such an egg grants eternal life.

I mean llamas do have eggs, lots of them. They just aren't particularly famous for them.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

The Bloop posted:

I mean llamas do have eggs, lots of them. They just aren't particularly famous for them.

When the rich move on to literally eating us instead of just figuratively, human eggs will replace caviar.

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvrZJ5C_Nwg

2:20

Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.


Aww, it's good to see Jimmy still gettin' gigs.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm8imzGmYIg

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

Picnic Princess posted:

I've got a brand new combine harvester!

I've got a brand new keyyyy

E:f,b Also I had never even seen that video already parodying that song. That's excellent.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.


youtube got you covered https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBLdQ1a4-JI

0:00

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Imagine how pissed that monk must've been

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


The Bloop posted:

I mean llamas do have eggs, lots of them. They just aren't particularly famous for them.

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

Dreddout posted:

Imagine how pissed that monk must've been

i choose to believe he had a sensible chuckle and scratched that darned cat under the chin

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Dungeon Ecology posted:

i choose to believe he had a sensible chuckle and scratched that darned cat under the chin

I want to believe this too. That adorable little scamp!

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Thing is, you know that cat already knocked over the inkwell before stepping in the mess and tramping across the book. Not sure even the most dedicated cat lover would retain their serenity in those circumstances.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




The cat knows nobody can do anything though. The alternative to cats is letting mice nibble the velum, the leather bindings, the glue, and even the candles, and piddle on anything that isn't edible.

:catstare: Sorry about the ink. I was just, you know, protecting your life's work from destructive vermin.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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That cat probably also brought a snake into the monastery at some point. Mean creatures those cats. Ruining history and dealing in serpents.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Facebook Aunt posted:

The cat knows nobody can do anything though. The alternative to cats is letting mice nibble the velum, the leather bindings, the glue, and even the candles, and piddle on anything that isn't edible.

:randstare: Sorry about the ink. I was just, you know, protecting your life's work from destructive vermin.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Solice Kirsk posted:

That cat probably also brought a snake into the monastery at some point. Mean creatures those cats. Ruining history and dealing in serpents.

I had a cat as a young'un who apparently had a vendetta against snakes, he was constantly eating grass snakes and poo poo.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


Awesome emote you got there

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RFC2324 posted:

Awesome emote you got there

Not me, Sandwich Artist made and paid for it, my avatar was just the inspiration.

Well, and that was drawn by Febreeze, so I was barely involved.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Randaconda posted:

Not me, Sandwich Artist made and paid for it, my avatar was just the inspiration.

Well, and that was drawn by Febreeze, so I was barely involved.

Its still pretty cool :)

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://i.imgur.com/D4evTZp.mp4

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Welp. There's another thing I have to do now.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Well it's a Bank originating in Bendigo, are you really surprised they'd call their customers cunts?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I'm with the Bendigo.

I want my new card to say, "Mom oval office iy"

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Is that a ski jump?

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

RatHat posted:

Is that a ski jump?

Yeah they just skipped the actual jump part and started at the top of the hill.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

I keep expecting this to go horribly wrong and it doesn't.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

RagnarokAngel posted:

I keep expecting this to go horribly wrong and it doesn't.

I thought I was in the shadenfreude thread and was waiting for the crash

ashnjack
Jun 8, 2010

FUCK FLOWERS. JUST...FUCK 'EM.

I want a song based on that lady whistling. Screaming giant old cowboy ghost can be in it as well I suppose.

Elfgames
Sep 11, 2011

Fun Shoe

Gorilla Salad posted:

I'm with the Bendigo.

I want my new card to say, "Mom oval office iy"

I saw "cum on my T"

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

RagnarokAngel posted:

I keep expecting this to go horribly wrong and it doesn't.
He can't stop, slides over that narrow road and gets squashed by a truck. Click here to see the uncensored footage.

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RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
https://i.imgur.com/3k0f1QW.gifv

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