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EminusSleepus posted:Sandi is excited about a new toy When you love your ship, you need the tools to enforce it.
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Variable 5 posted:Still funny as gently caress Oh totally, especially because as a "moderator" he should know that basically showing up to advertise your business without asking permission first is a dick move. He ownt himself bigly on this one.
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Hey CIG check out this fuckin language right here jester dʒɛstə noun historical a professional joker or ‘fool’
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Is that one of those fainting goats?
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peter gabriel posted:Is that one of those fainting goats? I always read that as farting goats and it makes me laugh so the answer is yes 
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The puppers lays on its back, its belly begging to be rubbed, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping What do you mean I'm not helping
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Beet Wagon posted:AFAIK Behavior never had anything to do with their procgen tech. That's all "in-house" and always was intended to be, according to the stretch goal that unlocked it. Why anyone would assume otherwise is beyond me. I think in their case 'planet' meant landing zone like the ArcCorp thing where people drive buggies into each other and
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Thoatse posted:I always read that as farting goats and it makes me laugh so the answer is yes Holy poo poo that mental image just made me  A sudden goat fart and a mildly surprised goat face expression
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Nov 12, 2017 03:25
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Beet Wagon posted:lmao, Jester using an alt account to advertise black market services on the refunds subreddit. Now I've seen it all.  
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Foo Diddley posted:The puppers lays on its back, its belly begging to be rubbed, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping The dog is actually perfectly still and is on a boat on rocky seas. I hope that dog was OK after its maritime adventure
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loving lol 'emergeny measures' ha ha ha goddamn
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Holy poo poo lol
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jester is one greasy commando, alsoBeet Wagon posted:Reddit is poo poo.
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Emergency Measures for the refunds subreddit: One of the mods tells you not to do stuff and if you whine I ban you and then forget about it 10 minutes later. Lol it's a forum you idiots get over it.
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Foo Diddley posted:All the dreams are gone drat fine post
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peter gabriel posted:Holy poo poo that mental image just made me 
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Beet Wagon posted:Emergency Measures for the refunds subreddit: One of the mods tells you not to do stuff and if you whine I ban you and then forget about it 10 minutes later. Lol it's a forum you idiots get over it. CIG are scamming nerds and the nerds are scamming the nerds, holy poo poo what an absolute farce ha ha
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Star citizen is some kind of loving scam fractal
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peter gabriel posted:CIG are scamming nerds and the nerds are scamming the nerds, holy poo poo what an absolute farce ha ha It's scams all the way down
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I think we're all closing in on the truth here Star Citizen is really good
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Solarin posted:I think we're all closing in on the truth here It certainly entertains me
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SomethingJones posted:Sat 15:00 - 21:45 Looks like a brigading roster to me. Checkmate gooniflas.
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Beet Wagon posted:lmao, Jester using an alt account to advertise black market services on the refunds subreddit. Now I've seen it all. HA! Brilliant Just brilliant Kill Jester
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Beet Wagon posted:lmao, Jester using an alt account to advertise black market services on the refunds subreddit. Now I've seen it all. lmao
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an evocati commando wanted this passed on to the thread wrt the stress test - quote:About those tests. Maybe you shouldn't ask yourself about player numbers but about the performance at those player numbers... After all a player limit is just an integer value on the server. You can crank them up and claim success at 60 players anytime you want. Also remember gamescom? Remember a certain 20 minute restart procedure? Everyone in etf knows why those restarts were a thing now. Because 3.0 servers go down in agony performance wise after a quarter hour. If you go back and read about the test procedure for those 60 player tests you may find something very, very similar...
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SomethingJones posted:I 100% think the same thing. Every time they do a 'look at all the people that work at X" photo shoot thing, its never more than like 30-50 people. Across every studio, you can't count even 200 heads, let alone the full 400 what ever they're claiming.
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So on June 6, 2017 Cloud Imperium Games was approved to use the trademark "Star Citizen" for quote:"009 - This is followed by the establishment of Cloud Imperium Rights LLC, modification of a few of the shell corporation statements removing Ortwin as the person to send 'service' notices. And most recently, the registration of a new shell company in California, on Nov 8, 2017 - Cloud Imperium LLC. There also appears to be a relationship between the (new) controller for Gemini 42 (an Ortwin and Roberts Bros venture) and Grosvenor Park, a film financing company - though I haven't been able to verify it. Just seems like weird stuff going on for a game company in crunch mode for release of a 'game'. Golli fucked around with this message at 04:31 on Nov 12, 2017 |
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Ok who is Jester ? I don't have it on my reddit account list. Or he's only available for tier 2 and + ?
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This one is called "amour du légionnaire".
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Zzr posted:Ok who is Jester ? I don't have it on my reddit account list. Or he's only available for tier 2 and + ? Jester is the mod of the Totally Normal Derek Smart Testicle Obsession Subreddit and also the Ethically Questionable Grey Market Nerd-Fleecing Subreddit.
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I bet when this all collapses he goes into the restricted account age thing on the trades subreddit again to try and prevent people from offloading their now worthless spaceships and crashing the market.
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Golli posted:So doing a little light browsing, I found the California Secretary of State business search site https://businesssearch.sos.ca.gov/ . Karen Oto has a very low Internet profile, but she is or was employed by Grosvenor Park Media, of which the description is linked. Yes, it's the same Karen Oto. I don't know if they're just using the RSI address for the filings of a movie-related thing (that may want to leech some sweet sweet mapley sweet  tax credits, or what. We know that 42 is Sandi's favorite number!
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BREAKING NEWS http://dereksmart.com/forums/reply/6027/  THE EVOCATI 3.0 CLIENT TEST FIASCO So I wrote The Road To 3.0 article that the recent 48-60 client test was just a ruse and propaganda which just happens to start 2 weeks before the anniversary sales. Like always. I also later expanded on that with an update in my forums. Since most of the guys in Evocati are hand-picked whales who are helping RSI/CIG to perpetrate a full blown scam, of which this recent nonsense is just part of that, those guys are the ones leaking bullshit information in a pitiful attempt to mislead their fellow backers. This despite the fact that RSI/CIG know that they simply can’t keep a lid on stuff like this. Not to mention the fact that, as has always happened in the past, by the time they eventually release whatever they will be calling 3.0, it would immediately obvious that they were effectively doing what they’ve always done in the past: deceptive practices. So, straight from the discussion channel, below are the metrics and results posted. I wrote that this was just a sham, and that it served no purpose other than to start propaganda ahead of the upcoming sale, as well as perhaps their testing of new (possibly .x.large) AWS tiers which they think (it’s not) is going to provide better experience and performance. The main issue here is that they know the server can’t handle more than 10 clients in any reasonable (think combat, traversal etc) form, and that the server is still completely unstable (now more than ever before). So, ask yourself why they’re doing these sort of client tests now, when they should be fixing bugs, getting the build complete, getting the game to run at least 16 clients – solid – before reaching for the insurmountable. It makes no sense. But it does make sense when you consider all the similar bullshit they’ve pulled these past years. So, lets get started. Below are the metrics from the 3.0q patch which was used for the test. quote:- Dual Xeon e5-2687w v3. 20 physical (HT disabled) cores, overclocked using Haswell microcode hack This was 48 player maxed out server. The physical (not Hyperthreading) core counts range from 4 to 20 cores. Result (FRAPS shots): - 11-13 average fps – with no combat - 17-25 during server start and shortly after in a ship and just flying around – no combat    Yes, a 20 core Xeon @ 3.7Ghz can’t even handle 12 fps on average. And not even an overclocked 7700K @ 5Ghz could maintain 25 fps. Remember, RSI/CIG keeps all this under wraps, is actively using DMCA takedowns on YT, Vimeo etc, to suppress this Evocati test information from getting out. For a game that’s supposedly “open development” and which backers have reportedly given $164 million to develop. As funding continues to decline (currently down -40%) drastically year on year, it’s clear to see that they are coming up with new tricks. But ignore us though, keep giving them money and wait for what (trust me, it’s revealing – more soon) comes next. NEW SHELL COMPANY In addition to the total of 16 corporations involved in this venture, a few days ago on 11/08/17, they created another one. This time a foreign entity called “Cloud Imperium LLC”. It’s not even complete yet, but you can go to https://businesssearch.sos.ca.gov/ and search for “Imperium” to pull it up. So that’s 17 in total now that we know of. 
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A Neurotic Corncob posted:an evocati commando wanted this passed on to the thread wrt the stress test - Even the Evocati are feeding the thread now
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Beet Wagon posted:lmao, Jester using an alt account to advertise black market services on the refunds subreddit. Now I've seen it all. He's been very busy with that alt too: https://www.reddit.com/user/Ivan_SC  
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Thread is amazing right now, I love you all. e: Derek is that spec and telemetry you posted for the client machine? e2: it is, it's the client machine, I didn't believe it and thought it was a server spec. That's mental. SomethingJones fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Nov 12, 2017 |
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VictorianQueerLit posted:That white knight post is so delusional I don't know how it doesn't make other backers immediately try to get a refund.  That last line really is the classic strawman. CIG aren't legally required to give a refund but they are doing it because[insert random feelgood reason]
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