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Who will be your champions come Sunday Morning?
This poll is closed.
Bisping/Garbrandt/Jdrzejczyk 51 29.82%
Bisping/Garbrandt/Namajunas 8 4.68%
Bisping/Dillishaw/Jdrzejczyk 16 9.36%
Bisping/Dillishaw/Namajunas 3 1.75%
St. Pierre/Dillishaw/Namajunas 12 7.02%
St. Pierre/Garbrandt/Jdrzejczyk 62 36.26%
St. Pierre/Garbrandt/Namajunas 6 3.51%
St. Pierre/Dillishaw/Jdrzejczyk 13 7.60%
Total: 171 votes
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Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Marching Powder posted:

he needs to mix in some wrestling. if he wants to just straight kickbox with max the exact same thing will happen - aldo will do great for a couple of rounds and as soon as he lets his foot off the gas holloway will kill him

what if aldo hurts him within the first few rounds

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Skip My Posts posted:

what if aldo hurts him within the first few rounds

that happened in the first fight, max just came back and won anyway.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
yeah max has a good chin for sure

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Catching up on today's fights... What the gently caress was Junior Albino wearing? An actual adult diaper?

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


no it was a diaper for babies that a baby would wear

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Only in the ufc can a pitbull attack a baby and youre cheering for the pitbull

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
Don't forget Palestine

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.
Mike Brown is Hank Scorpio for a living, these days

Kaddish
Feb 7, 2002
That elbow was awesome but after seeing Matt Brown take another liver kick like that - he should really just retire. It's clear there is some issue there.

henkman
Oct 8, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIrFC9Rjq58

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD

Lol

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Kaddish posted:

That elbow was awesome but after seeing Matt Brown take another liver kick like that - he should really just retire. It's clear there is some issue there.

The issue is liver kicks loving hurt.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


TheKingslayer posted:

The issue is liver kicks loving hurt.

Yes but he gets doubled over from a liver kick in literally every fight.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

I still feel like we haven't fully absorbed what happened in the Albini fight.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Captain Log posted:

I still feel like we haven't fully absorbed what happened in the Albini fight.

what, nothing?

I mean, ignoring the spectacle of a hydrocephalic with no chin wearing a diaper on the main card of a UFC fight night, that fight was a complete non-event.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Memento posted:

what, nothing?

I mean, ignoring the spectacle of a hydrocephalic with no chin wearing a diaper on the main card of a UFC fight night, that fight was a complete non-event.

I mean, Arlovski proved he can live despite a man weighing over 250 pounds touching his face

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Memento posted:

what, nothing?

I mean, ignoring the spectacle of a hydrocephalic with no chin wearing a diaper on the main card of a UFC fight night, that fight was a complete non-event.

That's like saying the Hindenburg was a non-event if you ignore the explosion

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


CommonShore posted:

Yes but he gets doubled over from a liver kick in literally every fight.

He dropped a "no excuses" hint alluding to a health issue in his ring interview.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Captain Log posted:

I still feel like we haven't fully absorbed what happened in the Albini fight.

But his Reebok brand diaper absorbed everything.

mewse
May 2, 2006

Reebok
FIGHT
Diapers

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
he look likea baby gahahaha

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
diaper did its job, no poop during the fight despite the two toilets

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





*in very Morgan Freeman voice* and now the Arlovski will make another run at a title shot. You see, because in heavyweight you're never more than 2 wins away from a title shot. Majestic.

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

Stipe needs to fight soon I wanna watch him sleep fat dudes more often

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Kilometers Davis posted:

Stipe needs to fight soon I wanna watch him sleep fat dudes more often

I've seen him quoted as saying "early 2018". Doubt it will be at 220, but that would be sweet.

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?
We need Cain back in the mix. 2 fights since end of 2013, sheesh.

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


Captain Log posted:

I still feel like we haven't fully absorbed what happened in the Albini fight.

the diaper conveniently absorbed it all for us

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
I'm sorry I'm not as funny as you people. This Albini poo poo has been cracking me the gently caress up.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Conor deleted this in seconds:

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Doing a load of coke then doing insanely dumb poo poo and deleting tweets about it, much more accessible homage than the Joe Frazier one to MMA fans, the man is a genius

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Acting like a reckless coked out idiot, then tweeting dumb poo poo before immediately deleting it? He's turning into Jon Jones

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


truly jon jones esque in his dumbfuckery is conor mcgregor, joe

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Anderson presents an email from Dr Marcio Tannure that says he's allowed to take steroids until he has the voice of a normal boy at his arbitration

ees normal

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

chaleski posted:

Acting like a reckless coked out idiot, then tweeting dumb poo poo before immediately deleting it? He's turning into Jon Jones

The joke explainer

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

My favourite part of Anderson's hearing was when Pat Lundvall made him painstakingly spell the name of his friend Marcos Sanchez who gave him the boner liquid

M

30 seconds of thinking and consulting with Ed Soares

A

Though when they accused the state translator of incorrectly saying Anderson took the fifth was also funny

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Marcos Sanchez is the best fake name ever. He might as well have said "My friend Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo."

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/SeanSheehanBA/status/930148195488993280

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist



wink wink we punished him for sure

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

lol yes they totally scheduled him for a card less than 60 days out and have zero promotion behind it

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Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
They might have

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