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HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
Steph: beat up Smackdown guys

Roman: WE DO WHAT WE WANNA DO. And we want to beat up Smackdown guys!

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

BOOTY-ADE posted:

I love that Captain Alicia's hat gets more and more ridiculous each week :allears:

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i have that hat in Team Fortress 2

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

They should have Alicia use her powers as captain to name Paige in her own spot after Bayley wins this match.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Sugar Blaster posted:

no. that never happened. you're not remembering it right.

"We've always loved Roman. The Shield have always been at war with the New Day."

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I'm glad Alicia kept the sailor outfit all these years.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Mitanka!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Oh good, I thought there was a rumor that Mickie James' contract had expired. Glad she's still here.

Also, I think that Dana Brooke has a great entrance theme.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

bayley right

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

surf rock posted:

Oh good, I thought there was a rumor that Mickie James' contract had expired. Glad she's still here.

Also, I think that Dana Brooke has a great entrance theme.

it was actually her value as a woman that expired, since she's old

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Bay Leaves?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

bartok posted:

Dana Carvey can wrestle?

He can't, but former President George H.W. Bush can! :aaa:

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Bill Goldberg posted:

it was actually her value as a woman that expired, since she's old

I think they had a match to determine that as well.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Jerusalem posted:

He can't, but former President George H.W. Bush can! :aaa:

Isn't that special?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Because I've been broken by repeated viewings, every time the Leesa mattress commercial comes on I just constantly hear Tommy Wiseau saying why Lisa.

Especially when they say buy Leesa.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Shima Honnou posted:

Because I've been broken by repeated viewings, every time the Leesa mattress commercial comes on I just constantly hear Tommy Wiseau saying why Lisa.

Especially when they say buy Leesa.

oh hai mark

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
rip dana killed by asuka

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Yay Bayley!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Speaking of marking, Asuka is doing stuff.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
Just kicked Dana's fuckin lips off.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Odds she eats the first pin have to be high right?

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
I love that they contrived a spot where Dana would literally already be on her feet and directly staring at a near-fall so that she could not possibly gently caress up the pin break.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Maybe Paige is going to be Alexa’s next thing?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Asuka was trying to be a good person to get new friends but no Dana would have none of that!

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
Corey's hair looks like it's hitting the Jinder Juice, if you get my meaning.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Aphrodite posted:

Maybe Paige is going to be Alexa’s next thing?

Paige beats Alexa tonight to get Nattie vs. Paige? I guess that's better than Alexa vs. Nattie.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

DarkstarIV posted:

rip dana killed by asuka

I mean really, what was she expecting to happen?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

HitTheTargets posted:

Corey's hair looks like it's hitting the Jinder Juice, if you get my meaning.

It is amazingly shiny, that's true.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
So my guess is that someone will get jumped backstage, women's team will need a replacement and that replacement will be Paige.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Writer Cath posted:

So my guess is that someone will get jumped backstage, women's team will need a replacement and that replacement will be Paige.

If they do that it’ll probably be Asuka.

Codependent Poster posted:

Paige beats Alexa tonight to get Nattie vs. Paige? I guess that's better than Alexa vs. Nattie.

I don’t think they take Alexa off the show completely like that.

Plus Charlotte is probably taking the title from Nattie tomorrow.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Aphrodite posted:

If they do that it’ll probably be Asuka.

They wouldn't turn down a chance to chump Bayley like that.

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
Jumped by who, Naomi? Who would not see her coming?

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

Writer Cath posted:

So my guess is that someone will get jumped backstage, women's team will need a replacement and that replacement will be Paige.

Bayley will fall down some stairs or get stuck in a toilet cubicle like the big goober she is.

Also I'm mad at all of you for not telling me there were leaked Jojo nudes and new Maria and Paige nudes.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Gulak you say?

https://twitter.com/NoamDar/status/925193850993496064

https://twitter.com/DrewGulak/status/929904515687616513

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

HitTheTargets posted:

Jumped by who, Naomi? Who would not see her coming?

Seems like pretty obvious booking.

Everyone assumes Dana after what just happened, but then after Asuka squashes her a couple of times filling out a few weeks, the reveal is it was Paige.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



https://twitter.com/WWEBigE/status/930246557127016448

i love big e

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

Bayley will fall down some stairs or get stuck in a toilet cubicle like the big goober she is.

Also I'm mad at all of you for not telling me there were leaked Jojo nudes and new Maria and Paige nudes.

I thought rovert was the weirdo who posted about that stuff.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Drew Gulak is so great.

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