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SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

PCOS Bill posted:

Sometimes the breasts are too large to be attractive. This is such a case.

Unsurprisingly infamous Trump supporter PCOS Bill claims to prefer ladies with more child-like features.

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spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

PCOS Bill posted:

I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you

Of all the hills of stupid opinions to die on, you are going to choose 'Kat Dennings has unatttractive boobs?'

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

spog posted:

Of all the hills of stupid opinions to die on, you are going to choose 'Kat Dennings has unatttractive boobs?'

The rest of her isn't so hot either

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
i for one am shocked that folks find PCOS bill's opinions controversial.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

PCOS Bill posted:

I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you

I recognize the individual words, but their order and context are just gibberish.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

PCOS Bill posted:

The rest of her isn't so hot either

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Who What Now posted:

I still don't get it.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

PCOS Bill posted:

Sometimes the breasts are too large to be attractive. This is such a case.

:randstare: What

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
Why does every thread turn into goons telling everyone who they jerk off to.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

poptart_fairy posted:

Why does every thread turn into goons telling everyone who they jerk off to.

write what you know

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

poptart_fairy posted:

Why does every thread turn into goons telling everyone who they jerk off to.

I've done the opposite here.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

PCOS Bill posted:

I've done the opposite here.

Unless you mean everyone else it's really more efficient to just list who you would j/o too tho

So I mean, which era Don Knotts is your go-to?

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
"actually I was telling you who I don't jerk off to :smuggo:"

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

syscall girl posted:

Unless you mean everyone else it's really more efficient to just list who you would j/o too tho

So I mean, which era Don Knotts is your go-to?

The Ghost and Mr. Chicken. Hands down.

IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.

Just Offscreen posted:

The Ghost and Mr. Chicken. Hands down.

I would have assumed the Incredible Mr. Limpet. I mean he does have a thing for the armed forces.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

syscall girl posted:

Unless you mean everyone else it's really more efficient to just list who you would j/o too tho

So I mean, which era Don Knotts is your go-to?

Scooby Doo era Don Knotts is my anime waifu :swoon:

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Andy Griffith show, all the way. That's DK in his prime. Young, virile, bullet in his pocket and ready to go whenever Andy lets him have the gun.

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

IamnotJoe posted:

I would have assumed the Incredible Mr. Limpet. I mean he does have a thing for the armed forces.

You forget the indisputable fact that the Ghost and Mr. Chicken is Don Knotts at his quiveriest. No contest.

IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.

Just Offscreen posted:

You forget the indisputable fact that the Ghost and Mr. Chicken is Don Knotts at his quiveriest. No contest.

True. Mr. Limpet is too butch.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Ralph Furley or :frogout:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Just Offscreen posted:

You forget the indisputable fact that the Ghost and Mr. Chicken is Don Knotts at his quiveriest. No contest.

I was gonna say Limpet but then it occurred to me that The Shakiest Hand in the West would be pretty apt.

IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.

syscall girl posted:

I was gonna say Limpet but then it occurred to me that The Shakiest Hand in the West would be pretty apt.

Holy poo poo. I had forget about that. Also this thread makes me want to have a Don Knotts movie marathon.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

This crab the kills

Spyderizer
Feb 18, 2004

This avenges the crab.

edit: aww :(

UWBW
Aug 3, 2013

Permanently banned from the Alamo

Pastry Mistakes
Apr 6, 2009


Is this a robot smoking pot? I must see where this is from

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Beachcomber posted:

I feel it's important to note that I started laughing before enlarging the image.


1. Does that say sexual poo?
2. Why does she cross things off and then write the same thing below?
3. Does she like boobs?
4. Does that say sexual poo?

If you'd like more detail, see Miranda.

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
Reminder that Andy Griffith and Don Knotts were both serial sexual harassers.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

biracial bear for uncut posted:

Reminder that Andy Griffith and Don Knotts were both serial sexual harassers.

Aw dang, what?

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Pastry Mistakes posted:

Is this a robot smoking pot? I must see where this is from

it's from Kamen Rider Fourze, and no he's just posin, doin' a Goon Squat

IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.

VanSandman posted:

Aw dang, what?

Just assume anyone who was a guy and an adult in the 1960's and back was pretty terrible to women and or minorities.





Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Wait, I'm confused

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

Goons, get ready for some :siren:comedy gold:siren: in the next few replies!

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

burexas.irom posted:

Goons, get ready for some :siren:comedy gold:siren: in the next few replies!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Is that Tony Blair?

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

VanSandman posted:

Aw dang, what?

Yep. Watch any of the "documentaries" about those two and there will always be a segment about them "teasing" or "pursuing" women they worked with and generally harassing any woman they laid eyes on.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009






We get it. The crab vapes.

biracial bear for uncut posted:

Reminder that Andy Griffith and Don Knotts were both serial sexual harassers.

drat it, not Matlock, too!

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

burexas.irom posted:

Goons, get ready for some :siren:comedy gold:siren: in the next few replies!



I hate modern art

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Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


burexas.irom posted:

Goons, get ready for some :siren:comedy gold:siren: in the next few replies!



I always learn news from the Funny Pic / meme thread

sigh

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