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Who will be your champions come Sunday Morning?
This poll is closed.
Bisping/Garbrandt/Jdrzejczyk 51 29.82%
Bisping/Garbrandt/Namajunas 8 4.68%
Bisping/Dillishaw/Jdrzejczyk 16 9.36%
Bisping/Dillishaw/Namajunas 3 1.75%
St. Pierre/Dillishaw/Namajunas 12 7.02%
St. Pierre/Garbrandt/Jdrzejczyk 62 36.26%
St. Pierre/Garbrandt/Namajunas 6 3.51%
St. Pierre/Dillishaw/Jdrzejczyk 13 7.60%
Total: 171 votes
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El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
The Conor McGregor Documentary, starring Conor McGregor. A Conor McGregor production.

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mewse
May 2, 2006

Oh you don't think the UFC belts mean anything? Try arguing that in front of congress homie

jay z's sedan
Nov 22, 2005

milk truck just arrive
quit getting in the way of your wealthy brother’s peas

Novum
May 26, 2012

That's how we roll

mewse posted:

Oh you don't think the UFC belts mean anything? Try arguing that in front of congress homie

Hahaha

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Ratner should just throw Bisping under the bus at that point.

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

Yeah gently caress McGregor at this point.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Auron posted:

Yeah gently caress McGregor at this point.

If it makes you feel any better, UFC have already punished him by pulling him from a fight they hadn't actually booked him in or advertised at all yet!

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

If it makes you feel any better, UFC have already punished him by pulling him from a fight they hadn't actually booked him in or advertised at all yet!

It's so he can fight Goddard in Birmingham

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(

Jerusalem posted:

If it makes you feel any better, UFC have already punished him by pulling him from a fight they hadn't actually booked him in or advertised at all yet!

im glad they banned Conor from an event he wasnt going to fight at

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Only way I'd believe that McGregor was supposed to fight on December 30th is if that main event ends up being Nate Diaz vs Tony Ferguson as Nate just announced he's back in fight camp.

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

As cool as that would be, Diaz isn’t fighting anyone not named Conor McGregor.

Oh wait he’s out of money again

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

mewse posted:

Oh you don't think the UFC belts mean anything? Try arguing that in front of congress homie

lol the congressman is basically an angry /r/mma poster

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Josuke Higashikata posted:

My favourite fighter is Christian Morecraft.

I'll always love him for the Struve fight, which is my favourite fight to show people so that they understand why heavyweight isn't a real division.

Also, it gave us the quote 'Don't worry, we have a good plastic surgeon'

Fat Twitter Man posted:

what is he executive producer of

The ridiculous documentary that just came out and got panned.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bundt Cake posted:

im glad they banned Conor from an event he wasnt going to fight at

I'm pretty sure when Conor found out he wept inconsolably, and finally learned his lesson.

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Soothing Vapors posted:

lol the congressman is basically an angry /r/mma poster

somebody is paying him to repeat old cagepotato posts verbatim. I thought it was the culinary union but he’s still doing it after the fertittas sold

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Soothing Vapors posted:

lol the congressman is basically an angry /r/mma poster

This guy is cool

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Snowman_McK posted:

The ridiculous documentary that just came out and got panned.

yeah I think the problem with that movie is that to enjoy it, you have to love conor as much as conor loves conor and that's not actually possible

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Call your local congressman and tell them Conor should be allowed to do cocaine

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Memento posted:

yeah I think the problem with that movie is that to enjoy it, you have to love conor as much as conor loves conor and that's not actually possible

The Jose Aldo movie that came out last year wasn't as effusive in its praise of its subject. And it was a movie.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
did he play rip van winkle?

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
Laws of MMA amended as follows

1. GSP banned for life
2. Anderson Silva, Dan Henderson allowed to do steroids
3. Anyone with an extremely long wingspan proportional to their body is allowed to do cocaine.

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Snowman_McK posted:

The Jose Aldo movie that came out last year wasn't as effusive in its praise of its subject. And it was a movie.

Like Water was good

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Work Friend Keven posted:

Laws of MMA amended as follows

1. GSP banned for life
2. Anderson Silva, Dan Henderson allowed to do steroids
3. Anyone with an extremely long wingspan proportional to their body is allowed to do cocaine.

I hope Jones cites this post during his hearing.

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
Shoutout to whichever congressman is demanding to know why Fedor isn't on the P4P list or w/e,

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



I can't remember the name of it offhand but the documentary about the regional Louisiana circuit Dustin Poirier came up in was probably the best mma doc I have seen.

e: Fightville

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
your rankings arent real, your belts are worthless, and an esteemed colleague assures me that its basically gay sex, 2 hot ripped guys blowing eachother and fuckin

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
CONGRESSMAN: Here's what I want to know, the number one guy, the number one guy ok? Is Mighty Mouse. He has the most title defenses. Thats numbers, ok? He has the most.

Marc: This is true.

CONGRESSMAN: So why isn't he on the official UFC facebook page

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Tony Ferguson is prepared to take "Defend or Vacate" all the way to the halls of Congress if he has to.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Skip My Posts posted:

2 hot ripped guys blowing eachother and fuckin

Is Paulo Costa one of the 2 dudes? Otherwise no buys.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Work Friend Keven posted:

CONGRESSMAN: Here's what I want to know, the number one guy, the number one guy ok? Is Mighty Mouse. He has the most title defenses. Thats numbers, ok? He has the most.

Marc: This is true.

CONGRESSMAN: So why isn't he on the official UFC facebook page

lo

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

Is Paulo Costa one of the 2 dudes? Otherwise no buys.

Arona on Arona action

Cyber Dog
Feb 22, 2008

Work Friend Keven posted:

CONGRESSMAN: Here's what I want to know, the number one guy, the number one guy ok? Is Mighty Mouse. He has the most title defenses. Thats numbers, ok? He has the most.

Marc: This is true.

CONGRESSMAN: So why isn't he on the official UFC facebook page

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Bluedeanie posted:

I can't remember the name of it offhand but the documentary about the regional Louisiana circuit Dustin Poirier came up in was probably the best mma doc I have seen.

e: Fightville

How did you forget this masterpiece

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPWnsQsUxNo

mewse
May 2, 2006

Work Friend Keven posted:

CONGRESSMAN: Here's what I want to know, the number one guy, the number one guy ok? Is Mighty Mouse. He has the most title defenses. Thats numbers, ok? He has the most.

Marc: This is true.

CONGRESSMAN: So why isn't he on the official UFC facebook page

Hahahah gently caress

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Snowman_McK posted:

The ridiculous documentary that just came out and got panned.

Googling for reviews, I found a clip where Artem slips outside Conor's long cross and plants a nice uppercut on him.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/other-sports/mma/conor-mcgregor-notorious-review-verdict-11449795
Sure when you spar a lot you have a big edge, but color me surprised.

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Conor is fairly hittable and Artem isn’t as terrible as this thread acts like he is

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
The UFC is a filthy bitch who loves drama. https://twitter.com/mma_kings/status/930644387876438016

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
Woodly stands calmly against the cage, his hands at nipple level. Diaz stands at the other side of the cage, doing Frankenstein walks across the entire length of the octagon while tyron stands motionless.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
So they want Conor to win a belt in a third division? Going to be hilarious when he gasses again and turns into a panic wrestler and gets choked out.

Of course, Nate's going to get ground to a tepid decision by Woodley so I guess I don't know what the gently caress

Memento fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Nov 15, 2017

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chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Woodley is going to cower against the cage while Nate picks him apart and makes fun of him and it's gonna be cool

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