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SurreptitiousMuffin: Mar 21, 2010

sneakyfrog posted:

sorry about your lack of meat weener variety friend.

you are missing out.

food should be a cold and joyless experience and I will not bow to the ways of godless queen-hating rebels

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TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

food should be a cold and joyless experience and I will not bow to the ways of godless queen-hating rebels

friend i am your enemy and dump some like shredded truffles and some 5 hour slowly simmered stock reduction with brandy and minced apricots on your poo poo as a gesture of challenge.

# ? Nov 17, 2017 22:47

HBomb: Sep 26, 2004; All aboard.

gbut posted:

https://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/931569797418115072

Robots will keep us alive for entertainment purposes.

Full version is even better.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BbkR6VnnM-I/

# ? Nov 17, 2017 22:48

SurreptitiousMuffin: Mar 21, 2010

sneakyfrog posted:

friend i am your enemy and dump some like shredded truffles and some 5 hour slowly simmered stock reduction with brandy and minced apricots on your poo poo as a gesture of challenge.

That sounds French, and you know how all good and honest men feel about the lying French.

Waitaminute

quote:

sneakyfrog

quote:

sneaky

frog

J'ACCUSE

# ? Nov 17, 2017 22:55

Barry Bluejeans: Feb 2, 2017; ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

TotalLossBrain posted:

it's not actually a house, it's a hat!

The Man Who Mistook His House for a Hat

# ? Nov 17, 2017 22:57

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

yes.

it is I

La grenouille

sup

# ? Nov 17, 2017 22:58

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Nov 17, 2017 23:03

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

Say Nothing posted:

Didn't know Trump had a beer

# ? Nov 17, 2017 23:05

ryden: Oct 9, 2011; ACAB

Guy Goodbody posted:

Honestly, I think it's kinda hosed up that jalapeno and cheese kolaches are still called that. They should just be called kolaches, and the absence of jalapenos and cheese should be the thing that must be specified.

In Mexico City, you must specify that you want cheese with your quesadilla.

# ? Nov 17, 2017 23:41

Ultimate Shrek Fan: May 2, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

Say Nothing posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8BNV0mcvU8

# ? Nov 17, 2017 23:50

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

ryden posted:

In Mexico City, you must specify that you want cheese with your quesadilla.

So what do they put in there if not cheese?

# ? Nov 17, 2017 23:57

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Maldraedior posted:

Hey, what did you do at work today?

Oh, you know that new consciousness we made? well today we made another one that slowly tortured the first one to death. Much science was made.

That's actually the best way to get a neural network to "think". Start killing it and if it's well designed, it will start establishing new pathways and you can put those into your next iteration.

# ? Nov 18, 2017 00:11

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

lol i knew it was a reach to get people even to read that much. thx though.

i want to thank you of course, and my family *air kisses* and lowtax for making this forum for us all so i could make the joke. also i want to emphasize that i dont intend to make light of dandylions golf clap. i appreciate it in my heart. who else can i thank.. i dunno im gonna get weird and thank pleasurekevin for giving me pleasure a couple years ago.

# ? Nov 18, 2017 01:41

LargeHadron: May 19, 2009; They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.

gbut posted:

https://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/931569797418115072

I've watched this like ten times, and each time I laugh so hard I cry

# ? Nov 18, 2017 02:21

Dillbag: Mar 4, 2007; Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces; Nap Ghost

LargeHadron posted:

I've watched this like ten times, and each time I laugh so hard I cry

the instant gram is even more amazing

HBomb posted:

Full version is even better.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BbkR6VnnM-I/

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Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

# ? Nov 18, 2017 02:25

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Say Nothing posted:

Hey thank you! This picture is wildly apt for my current discussion of UTI meds that make you pee flourescent orange.

# ? Nov 18, 2017 02:42

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Kheldarn posted:

do i want to know who blake shelton is?

regardless i like the sexy men

# ? Nov 18, 2017 03:21

incoherent light: Aug 15, 2014

Scathach posted:

Hey thank you! This picture is wildly apt for my current discussion of UTI meds that make you pee flourescent orange.

Make Your Pee Great Again

# ? Nov 18, 2017 03:23

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Powaqoatse posted:

do i want to know who blake shelton is?

regardless i like the sexy men

Country singer

# ? Nov 18, 2017 03:29

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Randaconda posted:

Country singer

ah thanks

also a friend literally just sent me this so thats blake shelton in my mind forever

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# ? Nov 18, 2017 03:36

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

Randaconda posted:

Country singer

He's probably more known now for being a coach on The Voice (I think he has the most number of winners) and dating Gwen Stefani.

# ? Nov 18, 2017 05:42

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

The MSJ posted:

He's probably more known now for being a ~~coach on The Voice (I think he has the most number of winners) and dating Gwen Stefani~~ misogynistic pig.

# ? Nov 18, 2017 05:49

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

imo hes most known for being irl howard the duck

# ? Nov 18, 2017 05:52

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

Randaconda posted:

Country singer

And it's bro-country, which is the worst subgenre of country music which is a very, very bad place to be.

# ? Nov 18, 2017 05:57

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

canyoneer posted:

And it's bro-country, which is the worst subgenre of country music which is a very, very bad place to be.

Dudes who couldn�t become rock stars

# ? Nov 18, 2017 06:14

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

I would like to know more about country music subgenres. Fracticious fandom pissing matches are always hilarious.

# ? Nov 18, 2017 06:45

Baronjutter: Dec 31, 2007; "Tiny Trains"

Inescapable Duck posted:

I would like to know more about country music subgenres. Fracticious fandom pissing matches are always hilarious.

It's white dudes who look like "american jesus" in a cowboy hat singing about trucks all the way down.

# ? Nov 18, 2017 07:21

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

bro duck amirite

# ? Nov 18, 2017 08:22

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

canyoneer posted:

And it's bro-country, which is the worst subgenre of country music which is a very, very bad place to be.

Brountry is the worst.

# ? Nov 18, 2017 08:44

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

# ? Nov 18, 2017 10:06

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

i like all music except bros and country

# ? Nov 18, 2017 10:16

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

canyoneer posted:

And it's bro-country, which is the worst subgenre of country music which is a very, very bad place to be.

Yes

# ? Nov 18, 2017 10:34

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

is this bro country cause if so i can be a bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOCdIY_HKM4

# ? Nov 18, 2017 11:45

Hra Mormo: Mar 6, 2008; The Internet Man

gbut posted:

https://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/931569797418115072

Robots will keep us alive for entertainment purposes.

this would make an amazing Jojo edit.

# ? Nov 18, 2017 12:51

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Powaqoatse posted:

i like all music except bros and country

Apart from the haircuts, what's wrong with Bros :confused:

# ? Nov 18, 2017 13:39

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Jerry Cotton posted:

Apart from the haircuts, what's wrong with Bros

finland bros are cool

tbh i mostly dont like the word "bro(s)". you see, ten years ago a chad would have been called a bro. but also the nerdlinger guy, he'd be a "bro" with a different emphasis

its a lovely word

# ? Nov 18, 2017 14:01