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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

cash crab posted:

This comic predates the internet

The dude who drew this does a weekly strip about a lynx and marten farting. Occasionally a bear or fox also farts. It's published in the most popular afternoon newspaper in the country.

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soylon
Jan 29, 2015

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

What’s funny about this? I remember going down to the Burlington Cheese Coat Factory every few years as a kid, down by the rock fort, across from the Stilton Inn

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

Jerry Cotton posted:

The dude who drew this does a weekly strip about a lynx and marten farting. Occasionally a bear or fox also farts. It's published in the most popular afternoon newspaper in the country.
Finland, right?

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Lobok posted:

Gulags are for forced labour. Loss memes are about failed labour.

Holy poo poo

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

PaulBearer posted:

Finland, right?



rowsdowerinretirement.jpg

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

PaulBearer posted:

Finland, right?



thinkin bout thos beers on the sun

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
At least now he's got the time to go map findin'-behindin'.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

Pershing posted:

rowsdowerinretirement.jpg

He would never leave Canada!

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
But his drinkin' arm is healed!

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Flaggy
Jul 6, 2007

Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair



Grimey Drawer

PaulBearer posted:

Finland, right?



New Sopranos not looking so good.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



So does the wine make your penis magic or is it made from magical penises?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Since it's a Chinese item that promises something amazing, it's probably a radioactive, toxic heavy metal infused biohazard.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Zil posted:

So does the wine make your penis magic or is it made from magical penises?

If you're flexible enough a magic penis ends up in your mouth anyway

Spikey
May 12, 2001

From my cold, dead hands!


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Since it's a Chinese item that promises something amazing, it's probably a radioactive, toxic heavy metal infused biohazard.

Probably made from the penises of endangered animals.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Zil posted:

So does the wine make your penis magic or is it made from magical penises?

Yes

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Spikey posted:

Probably made from the penises of endangered animals.

It gets you hard, right? It'll sell like gangbusters in China whose lust for dong potions make me believe that entire country has ED

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Zil posted:

So does the wine make your penis magic or is it made from magical penises?

The latter, since the middle character means "animal penis (for consumption)" :eng101:

EDIT - bonus :eng101:
Japanese and Chinese use the same characters with different meanings, and it means "whip" in Japanese, likely leading to many Chinese people being confused about Castlevania and Indiana Jones.

Mezzanine has a new favorite as of 02:15 on Nov 21, 2017

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Scratch Monkey posted:

It gets you hard, right? It'll sell like gangbusters in China whose lust for dong potions make me believe that entire country has ED

There is legit mad money to be made by grinding up, I dunno, Bakelite or something and telling Chinese people it's infant rhino tusk. They'll mix it with wine and drink it and it will do exactly the same thing it would have done if it was actual rhino horn.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Mezzanine posted:

The latter, since the middle character means "animal penis (for consumption)" :eng101:

EDIT - bonus :eng101:
Japanese and Chinese use the same characters with different meanings, and it means "whip" in Japanese, likely leading to many Chinese people being confused about Castlevania and Indiana Jones.

Simon Belmont mercilessly pelting Dracula with a seemingly never ending supply of animal penises.......you know what. I'll allow it. Someone inform the internet to get going on that fanfic.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oXhLdeuxDw

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Just lol if your wine isn’t made from three kinds of penis

incoherent light
Aug 15, 2014
Not really safe for people who don't like gross things
https://imgur.com/a/1Ra2V


uuuuuugh that's the stuff right there

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Mezzanine posted:

The latter, since the middle character means "animal penis (for consumption)" :eng101:

Ate you implying that some animal penises aren't for consumption :confused:

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Lobok posted:

Gulags are for forced labour. Loss memes are about failed labour.

Loss memes are forced. It’s always, “look, I arranged things a
certain way in four panels. Give me karma or quotes or whatever passes for validation here.”

There’s rarely wit to it.

Zesty has a new favorite as of 03:58 on Nov 21, 2017

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Zil posted:

So does the wine make your penis magic or is it made from magical penises?

Neither, it's the noise your penis makes when you drink it.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Zesty posted:

Loss memes are forced. It’s always, “look, I arranged things a
certain way in four panels. Give me karma or quotes or whatever passes for validation here.”

There’s rarely wit to it.

Ah, a post from Opposite World.

Anthony Rapp
Mar 29, 2004
Blame it on Cain, don't blame it on me.
Grimey Drawer

Un-lurking just to say I'm so loving angry at you for this.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Anthony Rapp posted:

Un-lurking just to say I'm so loving angry at you for this.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Nice

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.
To this day it pisses me off that "emergency" is on the wrong side of the door.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Seems like it would be a good warning to anyone inside that a crew with a patient on a stretcher could burst through at any moment, therefore don't stand in the way of those doors.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Memento posted:

There is legit mad money to be made by grinding up, I dunno, Bakelite or something and telling Chinese people it's infant rhino tusk. They'll mix it with wine and drink it and it will do exactly the same thing it would have done if it was actual rhino horn.

But if you;re going to do that why not sprinkle in some sildenafil, MDMA and a soupcon of meth? You'll have the most effective penis wine on the market.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

The Lone Badger posted:

But if you;re going to do that why not sprinkle in some sildenafil, MDMA and a soupcon of meth? You'll have the most effective penis wine on the market.

Those things sound expensive and effective. We want to give them the Genuine Rhino Horn™ experience.

nothing at all, I mean

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
That just sounds like a note written by a polar bear looking for a meal for two :ohdear:

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Comptroll The Forums posted:

That just sounds like a note written by a polar bear

Reminds me of the old art gag where you show someone a blank piece of paper and tell them it's your drawing of a polar bear in a blizzard printing up a caution sign but the printer's run out of toner.

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