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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

FreudianSlippers posted:

Pugs will probably be exactly like this in about 100 years.

In 100 years Pugs will be extinct because they'll only produce stillborn abominations.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Buzz Lightyear's elevator?

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Buzz Lightyear's elevator?

No, because his goes to infinity and beyond, whereas that elevator goes simply to infinity.

E; poo poo this is the pictures thread, here's one from a site that overlays drunk texts with old Power Rangers episodes:

MisterBibs has a new favorite as of 00:24 on Nov 23, 2017

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




MisterBibs posted:

No, because his goes to infinity and beyond, whereas that elevator goes simply to infinity.

Beyond infinity is 10.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Facebook Aunt posted:

Beyond infinity is 10.

Set theory is so confusing

MNIMWA
Dec 1, 2014

https://twitter.com/ilikemints/status/643552504723148800

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Ashsaber
Oct 24, 2010

Deploying Swordbreakers!
College Slice

Roro posted:

https://embed.tumblr.com/embed/post/p0lSVeSf04-CwXivrhFpAQ/167780508141

I have no loving idea how to just post the video and not just a link to the post, but here we are.

Dear God, pro click right here. Make sure the sound is on.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Roro posted:

https://embed.tumblr.com/embed/post/p0lSVeSf04-CwXivrhFpAQ/167780508141

I have no loving idea how to just post the video and not just a link to the post, but here we are.

Hit F12 on the post then CTRL+F 'MP4' and then once you've found a link that ends with "type="video/mp4"> copy that and open it in a new tab so the url adjusts properly and then copy it again to post wherever.

https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_osmx1n8wc91ujkkfn.mp4#_=_

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Well, there's 37 seconds of my life that I'll never have back.

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


brongles the prongles howg. that's his name now, that's what i'm calling him.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Gene Hackman Fan posted:



brongles the prongles howg. that's his name now, that's what i'm calling him.

It's even got a knockoff slogan :allears:.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Gene Hackman Fan posted:



brongles the prongles howg. that's his name now, that's what i'm calling him.

http://uproxx.com/life/what-are-prongles/

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011






Gene Hackman Fan posted:



brongles the prongles howg. that's his name now, that's what i'm calling him.

This showed up in the Bootleg thread, where we found that it's fake:

Captain Invictus posted:

holy poo poo I was kinda rolling my eyes at the design and name of it, but then the tagline completely killed me, I'm dead

edit: lol drat, it's fake, and a stealth thing at target by Cards Against Humanity apparently, no less. still, the tagline is incredible, and the knockoff nature perfectly encapsulates store-brand styles, like Crispy Hexagons, Square-Shaped Corn, and what have you

https://imgur.com/gallery/98b9e

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Kheldarn posted:

This showed up in the Bootleg thread, where we found that it's fake:

somehow that chills my sense of wonder at how bizarre the universe can be, but if it's the cards against humanity folks, it's still cool.

Gene Hackman Fan has a new favorite as of 02:36 on Nov 23, 2017

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.


Stop staring she’s A minor.

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

Blind Rasputin posted:

Stop staring she’s A minor.

:rolleyes: A major flat minor.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

With a little work this could be an excellent example of the Berryman Logical Image Technique

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Roro posted:

https://embed.tumblr.com/embed/post/p0lSVeSf04-CwXivrhFpAQ/167780508141

I have no loving idea how to just post the video and not just a link to the post, but here we are.

I managed to isolate the video:

https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_oyahladmSX1w12seg_480.mp4

Golden Dragon
Apr 9, 2007

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon

Roro posted:

https://embed.tumblr.com/embed/post/p0lSVeSf04-CwXivrhFpAQ/167780508141

I have no loving idea how to just post the video and not just a link to the post, but here we are.

I'm dying.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Nice.

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking

Blind Rasputin posted:

Stop staring she’s A minor.


:golfclap:

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
It's completely dumb, but any chance I get to make this joke, I do it.



(please excuse my pen dying writing a G.)

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
https://twitter.com/djcpi/status/933336494655369217

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

90,000 ft is not in space. That's the first protest barely more than a quarter of the way into space at best.

PittTheElder has a new favorite as of 08:37 on Nov 23, 2017

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

PittTheElder posted:

90,000 ft is not in space. That's the first protest barely more than a quarter of the way into space at best.

It's better than the 1,800 ft rocket flight that Flat Earth daredevil is planning on making so it's not as pathetic as it could be.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/JazzTrombonist/status/933064222778335232

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

this sort of thing really gives me second hand embarrassment.









please do not attempt to own me by saying "like your posts" or something like that

Roobanguy
May 31, 2011

your friend a dog posted:

this sort of thing really gives me second hand embarrassment.









please do not attempt to own me by saying "like your posts" or something like that

like your posts

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Turn on your monitor

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

$5 if you can guess the song

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

spog posted:

$5 if you can guess the song

Down With the Sickness.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

spog posted:

$5 if you can guess the song

At first I thought it might be Cab Calloway doing some scat singing.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Biplane posted:

Vice admiral Mike Shoemaker, the commander of Naval Air Forces, said in a statement: “Sophomoric and immature antics of a sexual nature have no place in Naval aviation today.” Lmao

I forget where this is from but

quote:

I was on a boomer, and what you're referring to is when the sub goes 'on alert'. And although I can't tell you where we went, because I was in engineering and never knew where we were or cared, I'll give you a hint: Someplace boring. Seriously when we went silent and slow and waited for nuclear war was the most boring crap ever. We never did anything. Eat and sleep and stand watch. One time the Officer of the Deck got really bored on the midwatch and drove the sub in a very peculiar pattern. I looked at the 'plot' thing up on the bridge and he had drawn a dick in the water over the past 6 hours. That's the big secret. When you don't know where a Trident is, it's somewhere in the middle of nowhere drawing a huge 8 mile long dick.

unrelated picture:

super size soft serve
Aug 28, 2011

You think I'm fat, but it's an optical illusion.


This picture makes it look like Samwise is lovingly fondling his own moob.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Syd Midnight posted:

unrelated picture:



That's one way to make bubbles

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

We Know Catheters posted:

That's one way to make bubbles

Eh, it's a living!

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Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

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