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gooncati sent me this, my brain is too smooth to understand it really but - "Evocati Pilot purposely jumped past the allowed space of the Solar system, turns out 64 Bit is far from enough to keep objects attached to each other over these distances in a fixed Grid"   
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A Neurotic Corncob posted:gooncati sent me this, my brain is too smooth to understand it really but - I'm the less 11fps with just a single space ship on screen And the almost 100ms ping For a game in 2017
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happyhippy posted:holy poo poo, just found out a friend mods Badnewsbarons chat. lol Sever.
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Sarsapariller posted:So apparently something in their system still thinks I'm a concierge level backer Just come clean and say you spent another 7,000 bucks, we'll understand.
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Pantsbird posted:I was watching WFTOsaurus the other day and, honest to God, I didn't know that the Twitch streamers can see the comments on the right side (I thought it was just for spectators to chat in, and that the streamers got their questions and comments through a different system). Have a catte for doing God's work: /Cat-rolling-GettyImages-165893132-58ac5ef05f9b58a3c90a144f.jpg)
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his nibs posted:He's such a douche wait.. so was he just... bumping into the planet while thinking it was so epically far away?
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Production Schedule Update: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/schedule-report Number of bugs and tasks remaining: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ There's a sale on. Buy a ship.  It's Afraid Tokamak fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Nov 25, 2017 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Happy Anniversary Sale. I'm buying an Aegist potato
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his nibs posted:He's such a douche "And...and keep in mind I have actually paid...PLAYED...every single..." 
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"I don't play them much, but I have played them all"
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Tokamak posted:Production Schedule Update: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/schedule-report There's a sale going on; so let's not post the number of bugs remaining. ----------------
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Tokamak posted:Production Schedule Update: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/schedule-report   I thought they were showing us the internal real dev team schedules since like, over a year ago? I distinctly remember them gushing about giving us all special access to the internal schedules. YOU'RE SEEING WHAT OUR DEV's ARE SEEING!!  Ah yes the continued 'we spend more money so it can come to you faster!' line  Ok so they're making a new website for some reason, because that will make the game come out faster? And just wut again they were supposed to be on monthly patches and now they're making it seem like 1/4ly patches are the new god mode? I can't
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Codezombie posted:Tail is smashed, but its a tough bike. I'm fine, I forked out for an airbag jacket and that, unlike SC, turned out to have been a wise way to spend money. was it a full burn commando? You are OK though right? intardnation fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Nov 25, 2017 |
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Beet Wagon posted:"Well see when we were at monthly patch goals we didn't hit any of them so we figure if we aim for quarterly ones maybe we'll hit a couple bingo bongo!" I enjoy how in one line they tell us that we will be getting new aggressive dates directly from Chris's mouth And a few lines later telling us that estimates are JUST ESTIMATES so nothing we say has any weight to it gently caress these people are worse than politicians
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intardnation posted:So have CIG changed to every time frame possible now then and missed them all? How is that possible? Stop fuding. My heart will go on.
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Current  theory: Artists at CIG are trying to get secret messages out, warning us of the doom of eternal crunch, and the cyclical timeloop we're all stuck in waiting for Current Patch +1
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Sarsapariller posted:Today's mission is "Load into the game and fly to some kind of moon." Attempts 4-10) It's been a couple hours and not once have I managed to actually get into a game server. Reasoning that perhaps the game will load faster if I transfer it to my SSD, I try that before relaunching. It certainly loads the menus faster, but there's absolutely no getting into the game. It's kind of hard to write anything funny about this, and most of what I can come up with I already did for the launch of 2.0 when their servers did the exact same thing. It's almost like the game chokes and dies if more than about 100 people show interest in it at once, and nothing has been done to improve that in over two years- funny that. trucutru posted:Just come clean and say you spent another 7,000 bucks, we'll understand. With the showing they've had lately, how could I not?
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intardnation posted:So have CIG changed to every time frame possible now then and missed them all? How is that possible? Practice.
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Tokamak posted:Production Schedule Update: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/schedule-report This reads like the kind of thing you'd print out at 30pt font in order to convince a skeptical judge that your game development studio is totally on the level.
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It's a good plan, actually. If you make your game crash any time someone tries to get into it, very few people will be able to see how lovely the actual game is!
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Sarsapariller posted:Lot of people buying back in today. you didn't...
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Beet Wagon posted:Current it's actually an apt description of their development roadmap
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Beet Wagon posted:It's a good plan, actually. If you make your game crash any time someone tries to get into it, very few people will be able to see how lovely the actual game is! It's actually their grand plan to cut down on server costs- give everyone access* *access may be restricted past the first 50 players
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I just watched a fat person wearing cat ears stare at the keybindings for a couple of minutes, get stuck in a doorway, and run a memory defragmenter (how is that even a thing) a bunch of times before I closed Twitch again while the comments were all singing the game’s praises. This thing is never going to die.
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Fangrim posted:Watching this right now, it's so bad it's not even funny. Good to see Beet there. Had to stop when they were amazed the party group was still there after all the crashes.
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