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jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
For all your incredibly specific political toxx needs, such as state elections nobody else nobody knows are even happening, cabinet reshuffles, and so on.

I don't have much more to say, other than, good luck toxxers!

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Ban me if the UK doesn't end up on WTO rules after brexit actually happens

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

:toxx: death is certain

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

:toxx: death is certain

I feel like this toxx violates the spirit of the thread. The letter as well.


Anyway, :toxx: wilbur ross resigns.

e:
:toxx: we go to war trump gets ousted at some point. no way the joint cheifs, mattis, and probably enough of the senate, let that dumb gently caress try and manage a war.

I did a thing has issued a correction as of 16:11 on Nov 9, 2017

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
Piss Tape leaked by the end of the 1st term

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
toxx you cowards

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
:toxx: Gove or Fox out of government by the end of 2018

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El Mero Mero
Oct 13, 2001

:toxx: Doug Jones loses

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
:toxx: Donald Trump is reelected. Now give me back my tower pls

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i'll toxx for that if i get my tower back

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

:toxx: if:

1. democrats have a majority in the new york state senate after the 2018 midterm elections, and
2. the Independent Democratic Caucus and Simcha Felder agree to merge with the main democratic caucus so that the democrats have a working majority instead just a numeric one that still allows republican control

this isn't due for another year but i gotta make my bold stance early

get that OUT of my face has issued a correction as of 05:37 on Nov 14, 2017

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
y kant mari post

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Jose posted:

i'll toxx for that if i get my tower back

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Toxx my boyhole if us government seizes a single trump tower and or mar a lago under Rico or eminent domain or whatever. Any federal means civil asset forfeiture upon trump and his brand

I'll be too happy to care

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I will also include golf courses. Really any substantial Donald dumping ground that gets nationalized from here until the lifespan of this godfucked country croaks

Just the one time though. Please do not string it out over every seizure

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Also if piss tape gets released from here until eternity. Stipulations: there are supposedly multiple piss tapes as well as fake kompromat.

I will accept any as long as it contains urination as a key element, impeachment or no, and is verified as genuine by us and one other 5 eyes intelligence source. I will also accept a run of the mill sex tape so long as it is confirmed by at least one 5 eyes intelligence source and leads to the impeachment of Donald trump. No russian fakes! Unless it leads to the impeachment and removal of Donald j trump 45th president of the United States of America and protector of the free world

Since some are likely to be of questionable legality as long as a trustworthy media source confirms it has viewed it and is followed up by impeachment (removal not necessary) or it has been leaked to filez sites but verified (this leading to impeachment) than put me in the laughing hole

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

:toxx: that Roy Moore does not get elected to the US Senate, however that comes to pass. All you scrubs need to put your money where your mouth is.

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


Jose posted:

i'll toxx for that if i get my tower back

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

should've used a portmanteau of russian roulette and russian backdoor overture

:toxx: Jeff Sessions out by 2018

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cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

:toxx: trump will poo poo his pants in public before he leaves office

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Filthy Hans posted:

should've used a portmanteau of russian roulette and russian backdoor overture

:toxx: Jeff Sessions out by 2018

1 january 2018??

Molestationary Store
May 21, 2007

cuntman.net posted:

:toxx: trump will poo poo his pants in public before he leaves office

This has already happened.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Squizzle posted:

1 january 2018??

Yes. I'm starting to regret the toxx but what does a shitposter have beyond his good name? I'll be out :10bux: but the name Filthy Hans will remain unimpeachable.

killmeimmafailure
Apr 19, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
1. piss tape is metaphorical
2. trump finishes his term; the fbi hates Clinton too much
3. Iran comes to the table by 2018
4. A women touches me before the end of linear time

I’m hoping for a ban.

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



If GOP doesn't pass their tax bill by Friday December 1, the DOW will drop below 20k on or before January 1 2018.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
I don't know if this is sufficiently political but ban my rear end if Geraldo isn't fighting off sexual harassment accusations by the end of January
https://twitter.com/geraldorivera/status/935981439056740352

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Dr Cheeto posted:

I don't know if this is sufficiently political but ban my rear end if Geraldo isn't fighting off sexual harassment accusations by the end of January
https://twitter.com/geraldorivera/status/935981439056740352

I dont know man, if bill o reilly didnt encourage anyone by now who knows

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Alan Smithee posted:

I dont know man, if bill o reilly didnt encourage anyone by now who knows
lol didn't even make it a week
https://twitter.com/GeraldoRivera/status/936602590619623424?s=17
probe me for my weak-rear end toxx imo

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Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

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Skyl3lazer posted:

If GOP doesn't pass their tax bill by Friday December 1, the DOW will drop below 20k on or before January 1 2018.

Aww they passed it

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Give me a 6er if Bernie doesmt win 2020

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

:toxx: for three days that Jones wins in Alabama.
Come at me.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Concerned Citizen and I both toxxed on Alabama. I eat a ban if Jones wins, he eats a ban if Moore wins. I would link our posts but I'm on the mobile app. Thanks.

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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Lawman 0 posted:

:toxx: for three days that Jones wins in Alabama.
Come at me.

gimme that same probe :toxx: Jones to win, somehow

these stories about 100% privatized voting machines that the state has no power over to, lol, follow election law? yeah that makes me worried

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





nerds

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
:toxx: democrats take house and senate in 2018

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HMS Beagle
Feb 13, 2009



Hey I was planning on Toxxing for Moore to win but I was a pussy so if you want to give me a week or something that'd be cool.

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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





:toxx: for a week's hot probe* if this tax bill becomes law and successfully modifies the tax code

it isn't happening

*i cant afford to buy back the forums swag i got. weak? yeah.

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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





i feel the need to clarify that i'm not trying to weasel word with my use of "successfully" but i don't wanna real-edit a toxx post

ok, well, bye

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

:toxx: that mike cernovich is the source of the fake chuck schumer sexual assault accusation and eats absolute poo poo for it (banned from at least one social media site, goes dark, or actually gets charges pressed against him for real) within the next three months

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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

New Jersey passes a legal weed bill in 2018. :toxx:

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