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You know, I didn't think I could be disgusted anymore by the possibilities of SC kink but cripes, I take it back... GJ on reminding me without the blatantly obvious stimpire.txt
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The Titanic posted:I was going to write something witty, but then I imagined opening up a bathroom and inside is the Silent Hill grade body horror Stimpire of “a normal Star Citizen character” as it is all stretched out like a horror spider, and it’s looking at a phone or something. And that image scared me. grimcreaper posted:So thats how toilet guy cosplayer gets you... he spaghettis and his shirt moves up and the bulge kills you? You guys took something wholesome like poo poo getting sprayed all over a spaceship interior and made it horrifying.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Well they say that memory is the second thing to go... Whats the first?
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 06:03 |
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Well maybe railguns of the future fire giant boots?
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 06:04 |
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Somebody needs to post the toilet guy cosplay picture again.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 06:05 |
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lazorexplosion posted:Well maybe railguns of the future fire giant boots? The fact that I've yet to be able to do this is proof of a failing game industry.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 06:06 |
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That's the second time I've seen the game crash when someone tries destroying a ship with hand weapons. The question is: is it just the server crashing like clockwork, or is there a specific bug where a ship is killed by small arms?
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 06:13 |
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Dusty Lens posted:That's not how a mop works. Ok but WHAT IF we turned an ordinary household mop into a futuristic space swiffer!? GIMME A MILLION DOLLARS I CAN WRITE THIS poo poo ALL DAY! Next im going to write game lore for the back acrather being a vital tool since its the only way to get rid of an itch while youre in a spacesuit. Oh and pet loving rocks are making a comeback, bitches!!!
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D_Smart posted:It's doxing without actually posting the dox. No, Smart. You said you stepped into a Federal building, but the thread needed help in clarifying which one. I assisted. Next time be more clear.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 06:16 |
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I love how none of the bullshit Derek pulls is ever his fault.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 06:20 |
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Dogeh posted:I love how gravity plays such an important role in this game. It drastically affects the life of the director of spaceships
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 06:27 |
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Christ that link takes you back to April 2016.Jobbo_Fett posted:Oh and pet loving rocks are making a comeback, bitches!!! Pet rocks and beanie babies are extremely relevant to this discussion. Dusty Lens fucked around with this message at 06:32 on Nov 28, 2017 |
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grimcreaper posted:So thats how toilet guy cosplayer gets you... he spaghettis and his shirt moves up and the bulge kills you? Ew. Imagery I did not need!
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 06:37 |
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You know I've never felt the need to look up the personal information of someone on the internet no matter how much I don't like them. Maybe moma and Derek shouldn't act like doxing is bad when they both obviously think it's okay if they are doing it.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 06:52 |
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Variable 5 posted:It drastically affects the life of the director of spaceships
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 06:55 |
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tooterfish posted:Is gravity force feeding him dunkin' donuts? They keep, just, fallin’ into his mouth, man
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ManofManyAliases posted:No, Smart. You said you stepped into a Federal building, but the thread needed help in clarifying which one. I assisted. Next time be more clear. At this point you’re two bald men fighting over a comb.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 07:08 |
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The Titanic posted:Women, or should I say females!? In the space game of killing and pirates!? Pshaw! “But we gentles shall protect the fairer sex from ruffians,, m’lady, would that we could but find some fairer sex in the Verse!!” It’s such a joke, even by CIG’s pathetic standards...
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 07:22 |
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G0RF posted:It’s such a joke, even by CIG’s pathetic standards... Or maybe they keep messing up on the "nipple jets on a female model" problem.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 07:32 |
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MoMA, I would politely ask that in the future you not dox the participants in this thread, no matter how many mean things they say about your favorite videogame. Thank you.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 07:33 |
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https://www.twitch.tv/burkeblack the citizens are out in force to protect the image of star citizen while a man in a pirate costume tries to make doors work burke black is actually a cool dude despite the pirate gimmick
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 07:42 |
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A Neurotic Corncob posted:MoMA, I would politely ask that in the future you not dox the participants in this thread, no matter how many mean things they say about your favorite video #notagame
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 07:46 |
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he just died to suffocating from lack of oxygen because the door broke lmao
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 07:47 |
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no_recall posted:#notagame Something something bears making GBS threads in woods.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 07:48 |
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Spiderdrake posted:Maybe it's a sign the 'verse is ultimately merciful, that we're not subjected to whatever they'd dream up. That is a possibility. quote:Or maybe they keep messing up on the "nipple jets on a female model" problem. That would have thermonuclear meme potential. But yeah I do wonder if they keep kicking the can for fear of how their player base might create objectionable in-game footage. Some of the stuff Captain Richard’s done for LOLs with all male player characters in his party has been amusing to watch. But it would take on a far different tenor if there were a female model in the mix... Whatever the reason, I’m ultimately excited because it’s clear that Chris is taking the time to get this right. And I don’t know about you cats, but when I saw the way this Star Marina was walking on ATV earlier this year, I knew her hips were in good hands. ”HipSway is in. Let the games begin.”
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 07:57 |
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the correct term is 'commanda' gorf
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 08:24 |
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DrBall_MD posted:I started here with the book by Brian Kernighan and Dennis Ritchie, along with a night-school class. Very good book, talks a lot about general programming. You can also get Eclipes for C and start programming with out spending anything (the book is free to download). But I am biased in that I program at the hardware level.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 08:31 |
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G0RF posted:
Where is breast physics 1.0? I'm 100% sure Citizens love that kinda stuff.
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Variable 5 posted:I love how none of the bullshit Derek pulls is ever his fault. Autistic Narcissist - hell of a brain drug Raskolnikov fucked around with this message at 09:15 on Nov 28, 2017 |
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G0RF posted:
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 09:16 |
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> LOOK YOU SEE THE DESERT STRETCHING OFF IN ALL DIRECTIONS. YOUR SPACESHIP STILL RESTS ON ITS NOSE AT A WILD ANGLE. A GUN LIES NEARBY. > GET GUN YOU PICK UP THE RAILGUN. IT IS FULLY CHARGED. > SHOOT GUN AT GROUND A GIANT FOOTPRINT APPEARS. > GO EAST YOU ARE THROWN FIFTY METRES INTO THE AIR, FALL TO THE GROUND AND DIE.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 09:18 |
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* All these things are documented as actual Star Citizen adventure events.
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 09:19 |
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Raskolnikov posted:Autistic Narcissist - hell of a brain drug That’s it you’re on the list
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Variable 5 posted:That’s it you’re on the list Abuminable fucked around with this message at 09:52 on Nov 28, 2017 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYDL0dECRO8&t=205s
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 09:57 |
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https://twitter.com/Gabriel_Writes/status/935428442551738368
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https://twitter.com/AzuReverie/status/935400508331872257 https://twitter.com/GuzzoTrooper/status/935389047370821632 https://twitter.com/Agent4709/status/935388393709735936
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# ? Nov 28, 2017 10:05 |
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3 hours? Why?
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no_recall posted:3 hours? Why? I dunno, I'm 4 minutes and 50 seconds in, no spoilers please.
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no_recall posted:3 hours? Why? If it were any other MP game, the podcast could have been completed in less than 15 min.
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