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Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Daztek posted:

Stealing someone's goon valour



:five::five::five:

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Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



Hav posted:

2 lait omgd th clorz an shapz

Daztek posted:

Stealing someone's goon valour


These two together just work so beautifully

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:
Come on CIG, get your poo poo together and faceplant already.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
so I'm gathering 3.0 still isn't out?

Youtube gave me some live stream of :siren:3.0 missions gampelay:siren: as a suggestion for some reason and it looked unsurprisingly poo poo

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

so I'm gathering 3.0 still isn't out?

Youtube gave me some live stream of :siren:3.0 missions gampelay:siren: as a suggestion for some reason and it looked unsurprisingly poo poo

It's on the PTU for concierge and subscribers

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development


Derek and his multicultural racist alts! :argh:

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo


only my refund is moral

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Daztek posted:

It's on the PTU for concierge and subscribers

is it... is it good??

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


i love love love the star citizen derek illuminati conspiracy poo poo that is showing up. its an ARG powered by bad thinkin. kind of beautiful, in a way

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

so I'm gathering 3.0 still isn't out?
Depends on perspective. There is something called 3.0.

Does it have any relation to what even recent lies about what 3.0 would contain? No, but if you sit on a bench you're trapped and have to reload.

alf_pogs posted:

i love love love the star citizen derek illuminati conspiracy poo poo that is showing up. its an ARG powered by bad thinkin. kind of beautiful, in a way
I might be in the minority of people are completely unbothered by Derek's posts, but it's pretty apparent these people have only heard of Derek Smart, whispered in the depths of reddit. If you've read any of his stuff you seriously can't believe that poo poo.

Unless I guess you imagine it's all a super genius act by a puppetmaster. But his stuff has been much the same for a generation.

Spiderdrake fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Nov 28, 2017

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

is it... is it good??

It's everything us goons hoped for

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Spiderdrake posted:

No, but if you sit on a bench you're trapped and have to reload.

Actually this isn't a bug, Ben just wrote the bench gameplay to be realistic.

SCtrumpHaters
Oct 28, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

is it... is it good??

The reddit has been hugely positive. We kinda got owned.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

In the past I have been extremely pro surface detail but this new gimmick pretty much sucks.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

is it... is it good??

Perfect in every way conceivable by a human. Just like 2.0.

Loxbourne
Apr 6, 2011

Tomorrow, doom!
But now, tea.

alf_pogs posted:

i love love love the star citizen derek illuminati conspiracy poo poo that is showing up. its an ARG powered by bad thinkin. kind of beautiful, in a way

It's always at its highest when the Citizens are running scared. Land sales was a dangerously plausible sign that Star Citizen might be bad, so they panicked and are seeing Derek in every shadow and every corner.

IcarusUpHigh
Dec 20, 2016



Well this explains Fandred I guess

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006





re land sales:

Wuxi
Apr 3, 2012

There has to be a .gif that properly conveys the backpaddling currently going on over at CIG

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

Daztek posted:



re land sales:



lol they caved

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,
I would claim land in that cave

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
They literally showed a loving claim flag, so at this point they're probably begging Chris to change his mind.

Derek make a post that says if CIG doesn't do land sales it will be because you scared them off.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Derek make a post that says if CIG doesn't do land sales it will be because you scared them off.

Yes, please quickly Derek, use your stupid powers for ....well I'm not going to say good. Use your stupid powers for comedy.

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Derek make the tweet. Put Chris on check

Wuxi
Apr 3, 2012

Cao Ni Ma posted:

Derek make the tweet. Put Chris on check

Do the thing Derek

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.


Whatwherehowlol.

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



https://robertsspaceindustries.com/spectrum/community/SC/forum/1/thread/q-a-uee-land-claim-license

:thunk:

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:
Promo jpg gone and hour late on this noon thing. lol if they lost the nerve.


Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

They literally showed a loving claim flag, so at this point they're probably begging Chris to change his mind.

Derek make a post that says if CIG doesn't do land sales it will be because you scared them off.

Blog it, blog it, blog it, blog it, blog it, blog it, blog it.

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baOd4MLeFkM

Abuminable
Mar 30, 2017

Now, aside from the Abuminable, business goes on as usual.

Virtual Captain posted:

Promo jpg gone and hour late on this noon thing. lol if they lost the nerve.

This sale and the circumstances surrounding it have been the most entertaining things CIG have pulled in a long time.

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006







Both have 21% VAT

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:

Faceplant video is real.
:vince:

VictorianQueerLit
Aug 25, 2017

Wuxi posted:

When did AtV turn into QVC again?

The Holiday sale last year was when they went full shopping network.

We joke about how their sales are scams and everything but last year was when Lando started going into rehearsed speeches about New Variants (on sale now) while the camera cut to someone who was flying one in game and they panned the camera around it and everything. It got really noticeable because they did it for like six different ships in a row.

"And here we have the WarFire Birdhawk Condemner Mark Two. A lovely ship. Really punches above it's weight. I mean just look at that right there, it's probably my personal favorite. Up next, my personal favorite, the GoFast UltraBurn Racer X Series. It really punches above it's weight. I mean just look at it."

The only thing missing were the prices since they were selling ship reskins for $100+

Abuminable
Mar 30, 2017

Now, aside from the Abuminable, business goes on as usual.
Link to beginning of Land Claim bullshit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baOd4MLeFkM&t=627s

Edit: It's a must-watch for Wavy Hands fans.

Abuminable fucked around with this message at 22:12 on Nov 28, 2017

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Daztek posted:





Both have 21% VAT

If this is photoshopped and not real real I am going to be upset.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

Daztek posted:





Both have 21% VAT

Holy gently caress. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


Spiderdrake posted:

I might be in the minority of people are completely unbothered by Derek's posts, but it's pretty apparent these people have only heard of Derek Smart, whispered in the depths of reddit. If you've read any of his stuff you seriously can't believe that poo poo.

Unless I guess you imagine it's all a super genius act by a puppetmaster. But his stuff has been much the same for a generation.

derek is just derek, i guess. reading any of his blogs, it's so clear that he's not a puppetmaster at all, just a guy who seemingly hates his keyboard. but somehow the citizens and CIG have imbued him with a weird mystical power and now here we are

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



big nipples big life posted:

If this is photoshopped and not real real I am going to be upset.

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link//16278-UEE-Land-Claim-Licenses

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Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler
This is a good day for Star Citizen everyone.

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