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Who will be your champions come Sunday Morning?
This poll is closed.
Bisping/Garbrandt/Jdrzejczyk 51 29.82%
Bisping/Garbrandt/Namajunas 8 4.68%
Bisping/Dillishaw/Jdrzejczyk 16 9.36%
Bisping/Dillishaw/Namajunas 3 1.75%
St. Pierre/Dillishaw/Namajunas 12 7.02%
St. Pierre/Garbrandt/Jdrzejczyk 62 36.26%
St. Pierre/Garbrandt/Namajunas 6 3.51%
St. Pierre/Dillishaw/Jdrzejczyk 13 7.60%
Total: 171 votes
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Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

JaySB posted:

Cruz, TJ, and Cody for a start. Rivera probably, Lineker maybe, Sterling?

Ali Bagautinov effortlessly picked Lineker apart, I’m pretty sure MM will be fine. Sterling, definitely no.

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
mighty mouse would make literally anyone at 135 look loving stupid. mm may not finish them, but it would be wide scores all round, which i guess is a moral victory for the division because if you're at 125 you'd get finished. this of course is all hypothetical because mighty mouse is a scared bitch who won't fight them.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
speaking of astonishingly high finishing percentages, cocaine is a formidable opponent for young egotists with a lot of money

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Marching Powder posted:

mighty mouse would make literally anyone at 135 look loving stupid. mm may not finish them, but it would be wide scores all round, which i guess is a moral victory for the division because if you're at 125 you'd get finished. this of course is all hypothetical because mighty mouse is a scared bitch who won't fight them.

I dunno. Garbrandt in particular might be able to take advantage of the holes in his game, and Cruz already beat him by being bigger and better at wrestling. MM is a scared butch, though.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Fat Twitter Man posted:

I dunno. Garbrandt in particular might be able to take advantage of the holes in his game, and Cruz already beat him by being bigger and better at wrestling. MM is a scared butch, though.

i don't know what holes in his game you're talking about so i can't really speak to that. and he got wrestled by cruz back when he was the type of fighter to gas and be beaten half to death by uncle creepy and to say he's improved since then is a bit of an understatement. agreed fully w/ butch

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
MM could never beat Jose Aldo.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Slotducks posted:

Chris Weidman sure is a whiny baby.

Strong Island produces some of the biggest crybabies.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Marching Powder posted:

i don't know what holes in his game you're talking about so i can't really speak to that. and he got wrestled by cruz back when he was the type of fighter to gas and be beaten half to death by uncle creepy and to say he's improved since then is a bit of an understatement. agreed fully w/ butch

He's vulnerable when he's backing up and in the pocket. Elliott caught him in an exchange while DJ was against the fence, Dodson dropped him a couple of times in the pocket. He spent the whole Reis fight backing up though so that may be out the window and his clinch game is so good he can usually recover there and take over.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Marching Powder posted:

mighty mouse would make literally anyone at 135 look loving stupid. mm may not finish them, but it would be wide scores all round, which i guess is a moral victory for the division because if you're at 125 you'd get finished. this of course is all hypothetical because mighty mouse is a scared bitch who won't fight them.

i wouldnt bet either way on these fights but ive seen him get clipped and both garbandt and tj seem to hit reasonably hard. he could submit them both probably but as i understand it he likes to beat people down before submitting them plus i think he probably gives something up in strength to the best people at 135

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

I.N.R.I posted:

i wouldnt bet either way on these fights but ive seen him get clipped and both garbandt and tj seem to hit reasonably hard. he could submit them both probably but as i understand it he likes to beat people down before submitting them plus i think he probably gives something up in strength to the best people at 135

garbrandt might hit as hard as pre-surgery dodson, and he's nowhere near as fast. both were needed to sit mm down twice, for a second, four years ago. also post surgery dodson could currently fight anyone at 135 to a split decision imo. but hey that's just my read on it. happy to be proven right or wrong if the butch takes a compelling fight but now he's lost any and all shots at making ppv points he may as well fight whoever is easiest for the exact same money lol. that's what i'd do.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
heh, nice av Marching Powder

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Fat Twitter Man posted:


Remember he ran through Dodson who’s like #5 at BW

He ran through Dodson at midget weight though.

I'm not saying MM wouldn't do well, I'm just saying there's probably a solid handful of guys that he doesn't necessarily match up with well up a weight class.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
thinking of lowtax going broke trying to run this stupid broken website got me in my feelings lol. here's 5dollars mate.

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
Cody vs Dodson would be cool title eliminator while tj fights Dom

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
yeah dom coming off a beating then another injury gets a shot at the title

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Skip My Posts posted:

Saki is out?

Fuuuuck. I guess since he got one fight out of his system he's back to not being able to get through a camp

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Has there ever been a trilogy where the belt flips every time? So like: challenger wins belt, ex-champ wins rematch, challenger wins rubber match?

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Has there ever been a trilogy where the belt flips every time? So like: challenger wins belt, ex-champ wins rematch, challenger wins rubber match?

dc vs jones :troll:

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
https://mobile.twitter.com/marc_raimondi/status/935660213507522561

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willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
I want to fight CM Punk

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

they should release punk so he can be an alternate in the bellator trashweight grandprix

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


lol
https://twitter.com/Grabaka_Hitman/status/935924547941011457

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich
there were several guys on the ufc China card who cm punk could beat

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Lol yo Keven unless you have some real analysis/criticism could you stop making GBS threads up the justice league thread. I’m gonna keep reporting you for that. Vote 1 and move on

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Skip My Posts posted:

Lol yo Keven unless you have some real analysis/criticism could you stop making GBS threads up the justice league thread. I’m gonna keep reporting you for that. Vote 1 and move on

I do not believe there is a thread on this forum that could not be improved by Keven posting. If people can’t make a good argument against Brock Lesnar being twice as good pound for pound as Demetrious Johnson since he has twice as many pounds, they need to just accept he’s correct.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
He’s done more for captain America with the gsp post than any of those retards

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
I can't think of a thread I'd want to read more than one about DC's signature franchise "Justice League", now in theatres by way of legendary director Zack Snyder.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
seems justice league is doing pretty badly, and it's easy to see why. they say bat man and super man are in it but it's actually just ben affleck and some other guy pretending. it's like when amanda nunes headlined that card a while back

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Fat Twitter Man posted:

there were several guys on the ufc China card who cm punk could beat

Yeah but if they weighed the same as CM, no way.

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

kimbo305 posted:

Yeah but if they weighed the same as CM, no way.

CM Punk would lose to the woman who didn’t know what wrestling was and cried because her arm hurt, but would beat the Chinese heavyweight whose only move was a standing guillotine

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

(and can't post for 5 years!)

Nifft posted:

More Conor rumors, bunch of screen captures of social media stuff. Seems he's riding the white pony hard.

https://imgur.com/a/DYpaL





He grew up with a few lads that are now heavily involved in the drug trade in Ireland and he is basically on a constant bender with them at the moment.

The guy he attacked is part of the rival organization to his buddies gang and it was over one them getting a beating or getting shot at or something. His people have offered 900k so that Connor won't be murdered but the guys he is offering it to have been systematically murdering their rivals for the past couple of years and are already ridiculously wealthy so they will probably at least attempt to just kill him. He has apparently fled the country in the past couple of days until they figure out what to do.

Also, he is riding everything with a pulse and he gotten one of them pregnant and she is looking for hush money.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Fat Twitter Man posted:

CM Punk would lose to the woman who didn’t know what wrestling was and cried because her arm hurt
tbf the shoulder dislocated

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

spudsbuckley posted:

He grew up with a few lads that are now heavily involved in the drug trade in Ireland and he is basically on a constant bender with them at the moment.

The guy he attacked is part of the rival organization to his buddies gang and it was over one them getting a beating or getting shot at or something. His people have offered 900k so that Connor won't be murdered but the guys he is offering it to have been systematically murdering their rivals for the past couple of years and are already ridiculously wealthy so they will probably at least attempt to just kill him. He has apparently fled the country in the past couple of days until they figure out what to do.

Also, he is riding everything with a pulse and he gotten one of them pregnant and she is looking for hush money.



And if he travels below 55 mph he will explode

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene

spudsbuckley posted:

He grew up with a few lads that are now heavily involved in the drug trade in Ireland and he is basically on a constant bender with them at the moment.

The guy he attacked is part of the rival organization to his buddies gang and it was over one them getting a beating or getting shot at or something. His people have offered 900k so that Connor won't be murdered but the guys he is offering it to have been systematically murdering their rivals for the past couple of years and are already ridiculously wealthy so they will probably at least attempt to just kill him. He has apparently fled the country in the past couple of days until they figure out what to do.

Also, he is riding everything with a pulse and he gotten one of them pregnant and she is looking for hush money.
hes so cool

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
Also, GSP is gay and/or mostly interested in thick, black girls. But aren't we all?

mewse
May 2, 2006

Skip My Posts posted:

Lol yo Keven unless you have some real analysis/criticism could you stop making GBS threads up the justice league thread. I’m gonna keep reporting you for that. Vote 1 and move on

Also I’d like to call out Keven for substandard posting to the Diablo 3 thread since this is obviously the appropriate venue

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(

CRISPYBABY posted:

Also, GSP is gay and/or mostly interested in thick, black girls. But aren't we all?

not anymore

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Do the people in the Justice League thread think DJ is ducking TJ?

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD

Skip My Posts posted:

Lol yo Keven unless you have some real analysis/criticism could you stop making GBS threads up the justice league thread. I’m gonna keep reporting you for that. Vote 1 and move on

Huh

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Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

mewse posted:

Also I’d like to call out Keven for substandard posting to the Diablo 3 thread since this is obviously the appropriate venue

THis is the only thread worth posting in on this whole dead gay forum

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