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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



I think their one big problem is if they put the belt on someone too notable, there's always the possibility that they'd get scooped up by another promotion.

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Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
What's NWA Champion Austin Aries doing in the 205 Live Zone????

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

RZApublican posted:

I would buy that album

I am honestly surprised Punched by Jazz is NOT an actual album title

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iziyfnvmXBw

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*



For a second there with the candelabra and the piano I was expecting to see Stro sitting there. "I hear you're upset with Corgan, Josephus, I would like you to meet some people..."

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Trivia note:

https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/935333903946145792

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
Is that the same guy that was doing the creepy stalker gimmick a few years ago?

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

grack posted:

Is that the same guy that was doing the creepy stalker gimmick a few years ago?

Yeah, he was doing TNA's Dexter rip-off gimmick

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

a better switchblade than jay white

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Tim Storm vs James Ellsworth

no chin music to crush the grandpa's skull and claim multiple poundage of gold

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

You know who should come out of retirement(?) to take the 10 pounds of gold?
Aron Rex.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Tim Storm vs. Hulk Hogan

Only the Hulkster can make those 10 pounds of gold shine, brother

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RZApublican posted:

Tim Storm vs. Hulk Hogan

Only the Hulkster can make those 10 pounds of gold shine, brother

I’d totally get behind the NWA if they did this, unironically.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
Same here, he’s about the only name that would get press attention in the first place.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
While it wouldn’t get attention per se, also just give it to Scott Steiner.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Tim Storm needs to put on an hour long iron Man match with the invisible man.. at Spring Break 2!

Pinstripe Hourglass
Nov 27, 2008

=RIVER PEOPLE=
Ay yi yi! We look
like... cartoons!

MazelTovCocktail posted:

While it wouldn’t get attention per se, also just give it to Scott Steiner.

Scott has a Shoney's to run, drat it

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pinstripe Hourglass posted:

Scott has a Shoney's to run, drat it

He can defend it from customers dinning in as part of the gimmick. Kind of like the hardcore championship rules.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/nwa/status/936785265409921024

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
Holy poo poo. Tim Storm is George Liquor: American.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9SBd4y9opY

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

God Of Paradise posted:

Holy poo poo. Tim Storm is George Liquor: American.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9SBd4y9opY

If Tim Storm main evented an NWA show with a cat he was furiously insisting was a dog, I would be all on board the Corgan train.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

jocephus looks like a dark enlightenment youtuber

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Jocephus complaining about 3% vision loss is hilarious to me.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I wish Jocephus still had the balls to call himself Jocephus Brody

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I wish Jocephus still had the balls to call himself Jocephus Brody

He has in the past.

Also he clearly played Brody here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAqMT3_NFyw

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Tim Storm vs Jocephus II is live in YouTube in twenty minutes.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Baron Corbyn posted:

Tim Storm vs Jocephus II is live in YouTube in twenty minutes.

Got a link?

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Jerusalem posted:

Got a link?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOGLOzuwXW4

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
IT'S ON

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
what an opening

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I'm gonna start referring to Tim Storm as Fail Orndorff

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
oh my god

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
He has a Hornswoggle ladder for no reason

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

How is he going to pin him like this?

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
people kept chanting delete

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Jerusalem posted:

How is he going to pin him like this?

The match is over - Tim Storm won in like 5 minutes by submission

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Wait... how long was the match? Did I miss the entire thing in 4 minutes?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Jerusalem posted:

Wait... how long was the match? Did I miss the entire thing in 4 minutes?

yes

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

So uhhhh what a start to the match. Storm gets knocked out by a real bad punch in 10 seconds yet the match goes on. I wanted to like Jocephus from that first promo but he's sure not great.

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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
How big is that ring? Tim Storm is like, 6'4 let's say. I think if he were to lie down along the side, he would cover more than half of the length.

I swear that ring is like 10 foot square. Is it an optical illusion? It just looks really fuckin tiny

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