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Who will be your champions come Sunday Morning?
This poll is closed.
Bisping/Garbrandt/Jdrzejczyk 51 29.82%
Bisping/Garbrandt/Namajunas 8 4.68%
Bisping/Dillishaw/Jdrzejczyk 16 9.36%
Bisping/Dillishaw/Namajunas 3 1.75%
St. Pierre/Dillishaw/Namajunas 12 7.02%
St. Pierre/Garbrandt/Jdrzejczyk 62 36.26%
St. Pierre/Garbrandt/Namajunas 6 3.51%
St. Pierre/Dillishaw/Jdrzejczyk 13 7.60%
Total: 171 votes
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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

CommonShore posted:

To knock out Arlovski does certainly suggest world-record punching power.

better than Tyron Spong

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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Lid posted:

better than Tyron Spong

Yeah. They seem to have found good evidence in the end, but their probable cause was weak as gently caress.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Wow did he really beat Tony Sponge's score?

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
sports science! [kelly lebrock jumps out of my laptop and hits me with a wheel kick, delivering the force of 28 pythons(?), instantaneously killing me]

mewse
May 2, 2006

Triticum Guzzler posted:

sports science! [kelly lebrock jumps out of my laptop and hits me with a wheel kick, delivering the force of 28 pythons(?), instantaneously killing me]

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

sports science! [kelly lebrock jumps out of my laptop and hits me with a wheel kick, delivering the force of 28 pythons(?), instantaneously killing me]

Shaka Zulu would totally lose to a Buddhist Monk

I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003

Pythons are pretty strong and capable animals. I won't rule anything out till I see the real Fight Science.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
this knife will cut

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Ngannou is cool but punching a robot who says he punches good is not that cool.

I'd rather watch him punch a dude who eats horses and HGH.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Jimmy “The Wig” arrives to kill Conor, but he fends then off with 16 oz cans of Monster energy drink

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:
UFC December - Columbian snowflakes nipping at your nose

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Triticum Guzzler posted:

sports science! [kelly lebrock jumps out of my laptop and hits me with a wheel kick, delivering the force of 28 pythons(?), instantaneously killing me]

snake ... snaaaaake

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
https://m.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/conor-mcgregor-turns-up-to-court-after-judge-ordered-him-to-face-speeding-charge-36367110.html

Now he's got on the wrong side of district court, who will for sure kill him

Lucasar
Jan 25, 2005

save a few for lefty too
If he wins, can we start calling him Frankie "The Nganswer" Ngannou?

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Lucasar posted:

Frankie "The Nganswer" Ngannou?

Mods, posthumously rename fatherdog this

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
no one knows why they call him the wig , maybe its because he wears a wig or has some wigs in his house. one things certain though and that is if you try to ask him then he will murder you

Cart Mountain
Nov 1, 2004

this next card, it seems good.

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

If I were a multimillionaire I would still see through the bull poo poo. The saver menu: the mcdouble is the cheapest, most nutritious food in human history. Buying a broken lap top on eBay. Why betray these ideals. So sad to think that these sports men and women could have been saved if only they'd read the dictionary as a child.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

lol

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Cart Mountain posted:

this next card, it seems good.

absolutely

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
UFC 218: Justin Gaethje vs Eddie Alvarez (And Some Other poo poo)

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


someone from tuf missed weight so something something roxanne modaferri title shot

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
The MMA gods have demanded Roxanne Modafferi be a UFC Champion.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

handsome only face posted:

someone from tuf missed weight so something something roxanne modaferri title shot

nice

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

It was the girl who, during the show, had two horrible weight cuts, had to shave some hair off to make weight, finally got with some dude the UFC brought in to make weight and easily beat Roxy. Her weight cut strategy was basically "wing it". I'm really shocked.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Fret not, everyone. The TUF Finale will still be awful and nigh unwatchable.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
word from yospos is that theres a 27 bitcoin price on conor's head

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013




think i've figured out aldo's cardio problems

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sdD5qkHg9Y

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Skip My Posts posted:

word from yospos is that theres a 27 bitcoin price on conor's head

God drat, that’s like a $300k bounty!

Whoops, now it’s $6700.

Now it’s $540k.

Now it’s $12 dollars.

Now the exchange just shut down in he middle of the night and disappeared with all of the fake money. Better luck next time Irish meth gang.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
I had some doubts about the WME thing but now that they're forcing cross promotion of The Big Bang Theory in a title fight I'm prepared to say they're bad

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Skip My Posts posted:

word from yospos is that theres a 27 bitcoin price on conor's head

what's the price on his left nut

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Triticum Guzzler posted:

I had some doubts about the WME thing but now that they're forcing cross promotion of The Big Bang Theory in a title fight I'm prepared to say they're bad

Blade: The Series

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Holy hell Eubanks is really cutting way too much to be at flyweight. https://twitter.com/mikebohnmma/status/936348467060002816

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


El Roncho posted:

UFC 218: Justin Gaethje vs Eddie Alvarez (And Some Other poo poo)

This fight is going to loving own.

Who do you all got in this one?

I'm leaning toward Gaethje, but I think Alvarez has a good shot since this fight is going to happen in the pocket where he fights very well.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Skip My Posts posted:

Blade: The Series

I wish there were highlight videos where it's just a rapid succession of every in fight promo goldie read in a given year

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
I think the TUF finale will break one record, and that's most .5 records on a UFC card.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

threeagainstfour posted:

This fight is going to loving own.

Who do you all got in this one?

I'm leaning toward Gaethje, but I think Alvarez has a good shot since this fight is going to happen in the pocket where he fights very well.

I'm picking Gaethje because Alvarez loves eating leg kicks.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


threeagainstfour posted:

This fight is going to loving own.

Who do you all got in this one?

I'm leaning toward Gaethje, but I think Alvarez has a good shot since this fight is going to happen in the pocket where he fights very well.

Both guys have no regard for their own brains, but Gaethje's recovery has never failed him while Eddie can be finished if you pounce quickly enough. Barring any boring wall and stall, I think Gaethje is dynamic enough to end things in the first.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

threeagainstfour posted:

This fight is going to loving own.

Who do you all got in this one?

I'm leaning toward Gaethje, but I think Alvarez has a good shot since this fight is going to happen in the pocket where he fights very well.

If I am not jumping off the couch at least twice this fight is a loving fraud.

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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
need the guy who had to try and stuff his own rod in his mouth because of eddie alvarez to weigh in

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