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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

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Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.


He’s not dead? I’m confused.

fishtobaskets
Feb 22, 2007

It's not about butthole pleasures
Lipstick Apathy

Blind Rasputin posted:

He’s not dead? I’m confused.

This was my reaction when I found out Jim Nabors died (today)

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Aw, I just got him thawed out

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

fishtobaskets posted:

This was my reaction when I found out Jim Nabors died (today)

I'm sure most people's reactions upon hearing this was "... really? I thought he died like 30 years ago."

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



Blind Rasputin posted:

He’s not dead? I’m confused.

Sorry I heard Gomer Pyle died and jumped the meme gun.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Boinks posted:

Sorry I heard Gomer Pyle died and jumped the meme gun.

He just couldn't live with what he'd done to R. Lee Ermey

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I'm sure most people's reactions upon hearing this was "... really? I thought he died like 30 years ago."

I don't know I think a lot of people would remember him being alive from when he got married when gay marriage was legalized a few years ago.

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

syscall girl posted:

He just couldn't live with what he'd done to R. Lee Ermey

Did you stop the movie at exactly that moment or something?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Rolo posted:

Did you stop the movie at exactly that moment or something?

No?

Two-thirds of the movie are about Joker dealing with Animal Mother and just ugh.

Then he finds out that the real monster is yada yada yada

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
Joker doesn't learn poo poo :argh:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
He does go on to have a reasonably successful career as the head of an MKUltra telepathy lab though.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

What you actually see are your white blood vessels moving through your retina's capillaries

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Captain Splendid posted:

white blood vessels

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Captain Splendid posted:

What you actually see are your white blood vessels moving through your retina's capillaries

What if you aren't white?

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Facebook Aunt posted:

What if you aren't white?

Better luck next life, I guess

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Caufman
May 7, 2007
How'd they get a picture from the inside of an eyeball?

I want to practice their technique.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Caufman posted:

How'd they get a picture from the inside of an eyeball?

I want to practice their technique.

You just gotta do a real tiny slice with an obsidian scalpel and slide the camera in. The bigger trick is keeping blood and vitreous fluids out of the way of the lens.

The eye is useless afterwards of course because you've got a big ol' Canon in there but you can usually find a volunteer if you're willing to pay them a few trips to Taco Bell or something.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

Captain Splendid posted:

What you actually see are your white blood vessels moving through your retina's capillaries

:wrong:

The sparkles you see when looking at a blue sky are red blood cells (they're red because they absorb blue). The floaters depicted in the image are just chunks of crap in your vitreous humor. PSA: If you see a sudden increase in floaters, contact an eye doctor immediately because your retina might be falling apart. :eyepoop:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
https://twitter.com/m2qm1i/status/935977507727204352

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.


That’s an easy meme to swallow

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

CPColin posted:

:wrong:

The sparkles you see when looking at a blue sky are red blood cells (they're red because they absorb blue).


Your eye filters out the red blood cells (as it does with the colour of anything you stare at constantly) leaving only the white ones as visible. They also have slightly dark "tails" because the red blood cells bunch up behind them. White blood cells are fat.



You're right that first one showed floaters though, so my bad.

Content stuff

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
Guys, the Blue Field Entopic Phenomenon and eye floaters are two separate things. The Simpsons meme above are depicting floaters.

E: hah, the meme image is using Wikipedia's images for floaters.

Efb

MisterBibs has a new favorite as of 00:37 on Dec 1, 2017

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Captain Splendid posted:

Your eye filters out the red blood cells (as it does with the colour of anything you stare at constantly) leaving only the white ones as visible. They also have slightly dark "tails" because the red blood cells bunch up behind them. White blood cells are fat.

So, I'm not fat? I'm just big-blood-celled?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Caufman posted:

How'd they get a picture from the inside of an eyeball?

I want to practice their technique.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Mister Adequate posted:

You just gotta do a real tiny slice with an obsidian scalpel and slide the camera in. The bigger trick is keeping blood and vitreous fluids out of the way of the lens.

The eye is useless afterwards of course because you've got a big ol' Canon in there but you can usually find a volunteer if you're willing to pay them a few trips to Taco Bell or something.

Why an obsidian scalpel?

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Caufman posted:

Why an obsidian scalpel?

It can get to 30 angstrom thickness of a blade https://www.quora.com/Why-dont-more-surgeons-use-obsidian-scalpels

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

You motherfucker

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!


Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

Order of operations! >(

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

There is clearly a comma between the additions and the multiplication.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀



RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Vicissitude posted:

Order of operations! >(

Isn't Bart doing the math on that though?








pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

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Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!

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