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crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

turnways posted:

i keep my mac in the garden because it takes root so easily

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Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad
Fun Shoe
Anonymous root access, every Aussie's dream

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
leave Morgan Marquis-Boire out of this

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Chris Knight posted:

leave Morgan Marquis-Boire out of this

that's not the only thing he should stay out of

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYFQ33UIPERYx8-ZHucZbDA

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/nov/30/apple-macos-high-sierra-fix-breaks-file-sharing-password-security-flaw-emergency-patch

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

just works. so simple

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
they already updated the patch yesterday

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

The Management posted:

they already updated the patch yesterday

i got a second 2017-001 patch this morning thru the crapp store

lol

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/lotto-results-mega-millions-powerball-lottery/id386505750?mt=8

wow maybe part of the iPhone X support is burning the winning numbers onto your forehead with the FaceID laser

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

graph posted:

i got a second 2017-001 patch this morning thru the crapp store

lol

when the second patch appeared in the App Store, my iMac kernel panicked lol

Last Chance fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Dec 1, 2017

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

Incompetency shows no end, incrementing the patch number would make sense but oh no have the thing roll out twice with no updated description. Clods.

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
this iPhone X really is top notch

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

this iPhone X really is top notch

I know it isn't going to happen but a 4.7" X would own.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/i0n1c/status/936332488099721216


ayyy

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


lol

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

He's touting himself as infosec?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
congratulations your new iphone is a loving brick

https://twitter.com/jeremybank/status/936775452097626113

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
jfc

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
okay, at long last we can officially declare apple as having been utterly cratered by tim's lack of leadership, right?

good job selling a jillion zillion phones that are thwarted by the second of December since nobody gives a poo poo about quality any more

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




here's hoping my x-mas bonus is good enough for an iphone x

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




december 2 will be past so itll be a safe purchase

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
can't wait to see what they'll do on december 22

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Stymie posted:

can't wait to see what they'll do on december 22

;_:

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice
iphone and macbook keyboards work fine in sir jony ive's pristine white prison where dust and time do not exist

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



creationist believer posted:

iphone and macbook keyboards work fine in sir jony ive's pristine white prison where dust and time do not exist

his ultimate nemeses the grimelords :argh:

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

syscall girl posted:

there are plastic mbps

when did this happen? im struggling to think of one that wasn't aluminum

Shifty Pony posted:

yo check your credit card benefits. if you have a nice card it probably has price protection.

it usually doesn't cover if the lower price is a "cyber monday" type deal but should cover you if the higher price is.

that is cool. it is like a $6 difference so im not going to bother in this case, but i didnt know that was a thing :thumbsup: non sarcastically

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



there's never been a plastic macbook pro. he probably put the p there by accident.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
wallstreet powerbook supremacy

now that was a fuckin laptop

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

Endless Mike posted:

there's never been a plastic macbook pro. he probably put the p there by accident.

that makes sense. macbooks, ibooks, pre-G4 powerbooks, tibook lol. but not a macbook pro that i can think of

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

looks like tehy released 11.2 early because of the date bug (beta 6 came out only 15 hours ago)

i wonder what bugs this will have :allears:

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
hair force one continuing his tradition of more regressions and pants-on-head-stupid bugs in iOS and macOS.

you know, because every iOS release was flawless under forstall and every OS X release was flawless under serlet.

(but seriously, it does seem like a lot of dumbass poo poo is making it into the releases these days)

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
they changed the multitasking interface en iOSses:
6
7
8
9
10
11
11 for iPhone X

ufarn
May 30, 2009
kind of nuts to see it all in one place

https://twitter.com/verge/status/936955315865686016

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

exploded mummy posted:

congratulations your new iphone is a loving brick

https://twitter.com/jeremybank/status/936775452097626113

idgi what kind of bug causes a crash on a seemingly innocuous arbitrary date like dec 2?

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
my iphone is working normally.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

exploded mummy posted:

congratulations your new iphone is a loving brick

https://twitter.com/jeremybank/status/936775452097626113

that guy doesn't look like apple staff at all

Celexi
Nov 25, 2006

Slava Ukraini!
It is apparently happening to people


Strumpy posted:

happened to my partners phone... jeeesus




good job apple

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
make Apple great again

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Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

exploded mummy posted:

congratulations your new iphone is a loving brick

https://twitter.com/jeremybank/status/936775452097626113

yeah, "brick" :rolleyes:

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