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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

By the end of this month, we’ll be able to make more informed takes about teams and players. Exciting stuff! Unless you’re a fan of a lottery team or a Warriors (ew) fan, then your outcome is pretty much the same

https://twitter.com/joelembiid/status/936781026428198914

Merry basketball

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Can we ad a poll for the number of wins the Bulls get this month

0

1-4

5-9

10-15

16

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

pacers still can't play defense. Go pacers

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
the refs won't stop whistling things against the nets, rigged league can't deny what I seen with my eyes

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
I'm starting to really hate this whole "star war" and its ten thousand advertisements

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

EvanTH posted:

I'm starting to really hate this whole "star war" and its ten thousand advertisements

got to keep the mouse fed boyo

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
i havent seen one yet. my family will go see it at xmas anyway so

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

*in extremely vine kid voice*

LeBron James

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

AggressivelyStupid posted:

*in extremely vine kid voice*

LeBron James

how will he dazzle us tonight? the eyes salivate in anticipation

"my eye-mouths are watering...visually" was the funniest line in "Porkin Across America" and it got CUT

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
I cannot recommend enough muting your basketball announcers if you have multi channel or just muting everything. You'll understand the play and you won't be intensely distracted by disembodied voices speaking cliches

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
i feel like website hasnt hit his first 3 attempt in a long time

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Dejan Bimble posted:

I cannot recommend enough muting your basketball announcers if you have multi channel or just muting everything. You'll understand the play and you won't be intensely distracted by disembodied voices speaking cliches

live simulpodcast is the answer

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Brolander posted:

i feel like website hasnt hit his first 3 attempt in a long time

Who?

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!



Website.

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

if you have to ask, you'll never know

its real dumb, see if you can figure it out

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
we dont contest early shots to keep ourselves out of foul trouble early. that must be it

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

Brolander posted:

live simulpodcast is the answer

I think there'd be too much dead air, maybe music interrupted by a cogent remark once every few minutes

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Dejan Bimble posted:

I think there'd be too much dead air, maybe music interrupted by a cogent remark once every few minutes

just walton it up and talk about whatever you want, or call it like a radio game. like honestly people could talk about whatever and just react at amazing things

Brolander fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Dec 3, 2017

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
Well my idea is that you cna focus more on the game without voices

Also charges are re****ed

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Dejan Bimble posted:

Well my idea is that you cna focus more on the game without voices

Also charges are re****ed

oh yeah i guess. ive had this idea for a while just cause it would be better to listen to almost anything but like mark jackson or reggie miller. uhh yeah ball

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
Philadelphia's offense moves so nicely even if so many possessions end with a man falling over

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
perfect play from jeff

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

Brolander posted:

if you have to ask, you'll never know

its real dumb, see if you can figure it out

its actually one of the best ways to refer to jarl

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
dwade jumping into people

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
Kennard is a really good pnr player and does a good job of making up for his short comings but he's only a plus on th e floor when the other team is playing nik stauskas or another player who can be defended by a short limbed not bouncy plyaer who'll just play hard

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Ghost Dog posted:

its actually one of the best ways to refer to jarl

its almost as good a nickname as his teammate Wentworth's

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

juan jose wentworth



also im channing fryes super audible poo poo

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
I wonder if channing frye's career of yelling is part of why hes always been a +/- star

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Ghost Dog posted:

juan jose wentworth



also im channing fryes super audible poo poo

jg

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

i like mine better even if it does refer to a different old pg not on the cavs

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

channing fryes sudden spurts of remembering he is the tallest person on the court and has huge spindly spider arms and should really be great at everything at basketball is v. confusing how do you forget you are tall do you need a tape measure on the sideline all the time

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
lol

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Ghost Dog posted:

channing fryes sudden spurts of remembering he is the tallest person on the court and has huge spindly spider arms and should really be great at everything at basketball is v. confusing how do you forget you are tall do you need a tape measure on the sideline all the time

He’s just weak and uncoordinated and terrible at everything except shooting. But it really is the case that being 6’11 and a good jump shooter is entirely sufficient to be a world class basketball player and net positive in the best league on earth

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
wade drinkin strawberry milk tonight

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

DeimosRising posted:

He’s just weak and uncoordinated and terrible at everything except shooting. But it really is the case that being 6’11 and a good jump shooter is entirely sufficient to be a world class basketball player and net positive in the best league on earth

i mean he might as well be 5'8 most of the game he is terrified of rebounds and contesting shots. like he puts his hands there then violently yanks them back so as to make sure he does not accidentally make a good basketball play its like hes the guy 2k mocapped your myplayer with

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

dwade isnt cooked hes infact Back

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
kyle i dont care if you're at halfcourt you catch that ball you shoot it

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Ghost Dog posted:

dwade isnt cooked hes infact Back

he's cookING. FOOD. in a basketball way

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

lebrons free throw rate is really low this year and im Livid about the fix

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Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
so he called the foul after jeff was running back up the court? what the fhck

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