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In terms of being a good familiar, they at least have the ability to make a decent circle, but it needs to be salt not dirt.
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Roro posted:In terms of being a good familiar, they at least have the ability to make a decent circle, but it needs to be salt not dirt. What are you talking about, plant pots are terrible familiars.
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Facebook Aunt posted:I don't understand. Large land mammals intimidated by much smaller bird.
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Randaconda posted:Large land mammals intimidated by much smaller bird. But then why not just go the other way? Why engage the tiny dinosaur? And why doesn't the bird leave? It doesn't look like the right season to be protecting a nest. Are they playing?
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Facebook Aunt posted:But then why not just go the other way? Why engage the tiny dinosaur? And why doesn't the bird leave? It doesn't look like the right season to be protecting a nest. Are they playing? Canada geese are assholes and don't care about anything but themselves. They exist to wreck your (or anyone's) day and nothing else.
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Facebook Aunt posted:But then why not just go the other way? Why engage the tiny dinosaur? And why doesn't the bird leave? It doesn't look like the right season to be protecting a nest. Are they playing? I can't talk to animals to ask, ma'am.
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Sehkmet posted:Canada geese are assholes and don't care about anything but themselves. They exist to wreck your (or anyone's) day and nothing else. I can fly and my body is a boat but I'm going to lead a single file precession slowly walking in front of your car for five solid minutes all while honking and making GBS threads.
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This is potentially a really stupid question, but is it possible for a cow to effectively headbutt something that small/low to the ground?
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Facebook Aunt posted:But then why not just go the other way? Why engage the tiny dinosaur? And why doesn't the bird leave? It doesn't look like the right season to be protecting a nest. Are they playing? One has been bred to be a passive, barely mobile source of milk or meat, and one has a brain the size of a cashew. Just imagine that, for those animals, every day is Spring Break at a college for dementia patients.
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Lemon posted:This is potentially a really stupid question, but is it possible for a cow to effectively headbutt something that small/low to the ground? Yeah, definitely. The herd of beefalo I share a pasture with is incredibly accurate low to the ground.
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Lemon posted:This is potentially a really stupid question, but is it possible for a cow to effectively headbutt something that small/low to the ground? 
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The Bloop posted:I can fly and my body is a boat but I'm going to lead a single file precession slowly walking in front of your car for five solid minutes all while honking and making GBS threads. What's that? You want me to hurry up? Let me hiss and snap and bite you for having the temerity to even approach me.
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The Bloop posted:I can fly and my body is a boat but I'm going to lead a single file precession slowly walking in front of your car for five solid minutes all while honking and making GBS threads. Don't doxx me...wait, I can't fly.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:What are you talking about, plant pots are terrible familiars. Au contraire, they can store things, grow plants, and be used to knock people out. They're the best familiars on the market. Let's see a lovely owl do all that.
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Boy, we sure bred them stupid and fragile.
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Lemon posted:This is potentially a really stupid question, but is it possible for a cow to effectively headbutt something that small/low to the ground? They have hooves and they have teeth. That bird would be dead in a second if they were pissed, but it they don't really have any reason to fight the bird when it's easier to observe and walk away.
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Classic fencing response?
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Who What Now posted:They have hooves and they have teeth. That bird would be dead in a second if they were pissed, but it they don't really have any reason to fight the bird when it's easier to observe and walk away. Yeah, that's why I wondered if they were somehow playing. Cows could trample a goose. If either the goose or cows felt genuinely threatened it would be easy to escape. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b6sbvPSYbM Cows, man. Who knows?
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https://twitter.com/Namastaywoke/status/937129871368744960
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I speak Heptapod. Unfortunately the cat is saying some awful things about the Jews.
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https://i.imgur.com/FaESt01.gifv (not mine)
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Having spent time around cows, they can be really silly and playful if in the right mood. That mood isn't often, but it happens.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Yeah, that's why I wondered if they were somehow playing. Cows could trample a goose. If either the goose or cows felt genuinely threatened it would be easy to escape. Cows are extremely curious. Personality-wise they're kinda like dogs. Too bad we farm them to eat, not to be pets.
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Picnic Princess posted:Having spent time around cows, they can be really silly and playful if in the right mood. That mood isn't often, but it happens. The tamer ones will come nudge you when they want to be petted 
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google image search for washed cow
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Randaconda posted:The tamer ones will come nudge you when they want to be petted 
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Picnic Princess posted:Having spent time around cows, they can be really silly and playful if in the right mood. That mood isn't often, but it happens. They can also be very spiritual, even holy.
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"DAD DON'T COME IN WITHOUT KNOCKING"
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Or you can talk like a troll and get fired for being racist.
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Bunk Rogers posted:Classic fencing response? Classic death response. That cow is dead.
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RatHat posted:Cows are extremely curious. Personality-wise they're kinda like dogs. Too bad we farm them to eat, not to be pets. A cow would eat you and your entire family if it could.
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That isn't in any way funny.
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Who What Now posted:A cow would eat you and your entire family if it could. 
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ubachung posted:That isn't in any way funny. The bovine lust for murder never is.
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RatHat posted:Cows are extremely curious. Personality-wise they're kinda like dogs. Too bad we farm them to eat, not to be pets. Cows even have best friends! https://www.barnsanctuary.org/blog/science-cow-friendship-cows-best-friends/
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