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Harvey Mantaco posted:This reminds me of the dead pets I find during hoarding assistance, it's very bad. This isn't a good pizza. This isn't even a good dead cat. Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: This Isn't Even a Good Dead Cat
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Harvey Mantaco posted:This reminds me of the dead pets I find during hoarding assistance, it's very bad. This isn't a good pizza. This isn't even a good dead cat. It's so bad it made the pizza sandwich in your av cry. Dead cat sounds like a pretty bad pizza too.
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Dec 5, 2017 03:51
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Just watched this episode of Hoarders Buried Alive and this lady had her daughter cooking her meals in this roach INFESTED kitchen with trash up to their knees. Not sure how that's related or matters but yeah, hell food. Also should change the title to PIZZA BEST PRACTICES.
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LifeSunDeath posted:Just watched this episode of Hoarders Buried Alive and this lady had her daughter cooking her meals in this roach INFESTED kitchen with trash up to their knees. Not sure how that's related or matters but yeah, hell food. Also should change the title to PIZZA BEST PRACTICES. I go into lots of houses where food is really common. Old pizza boxes with a slice or two, piles of cans looking like they could burst, mountains of food just in case they might need it for a meal. ...Then they order out because there's no room to cook. It's like living a life how I manage consumables in rpgs.
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Dec 5, 2017 05:57
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Harvey Mantaco posted:It's like living a life how I manage consumables in rpgs. What if I need 57 wheels of cheese for a quest later though?
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Dec 5, 2017 06:01
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I might need all of these empty amazon boxes later, stop judging me.
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Dec 5, 2017 06:09
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Plinkey posted:I might need all of these empty amazon boxes later, stop judging me. Amazon boxes from our neighbors are greatly appreciated for us, my wife sells vintage stuff on eBay and Etsy. Can never have too many boxes, or packing pillows. We uh, don't hoard cheese though.
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Dec 5, 2017 06:12
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Solice Kirsk posted:The mods are all over our rear end on this one! Turn in your pizza badge and your sandwich gun and get the hell out of my office! You're a loose corn canon Crocoswine! Kiss your pension goodbye! Man, he was just TWO days from retirement!
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Dec 5, 2017 08:31
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 That classic taste.
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Dec 5, 2017 12:01
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New Jersey poutine
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Dec 5, 2017 12:56
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: This Isn't Even a Good Dead Cat Too soon since last change, but I do applaud it
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Dec 5, 2017 13:07
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axolotl farmer posted:New Jersey poutine Wrong th- are those Kraft singles.
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Dec 5, 2017 13:10
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Samizdata posted:Man, he was just TWO days from retirement! too old for this poo poo.
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Dec 5, 2017 13:15
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Harvey Mantaco posted:I go into lots of houses where food is really common. Old pizza boxes with a slice or two, piles of cans looking like they could burst, mountains of food just in case they might need it for a meal. I have to wonder what conditions cause cans to botulize. My mom hordes shelf stable food because she can't resist anything "on sale," and always has things 5 years out of date, and I've never seen a bulge. I just moved and threw out some cans that were 3 years out of date and nothing.
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Dec 5, 2017 13:27
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I haven't seen cans actually bulge, but I did open a can of tomato puree once without looking at the date and at the first puncture it sprayed tomato all over the ceiling. iirc it was like 2-3 years out of date.
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Dec 5, 2017 13:36
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Had that happen with one that was in date, not up to the ceiling but it was definitely pressurized.
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Dec 5, 2017 13:43
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When my parents moved from the US to the UAE, we found fifteen cans of green chilies in the pantry, some of which had moved into that house with us eight years earlier. We made a pyramid and forced my mother to stand next to it for pictured. Some of the cans were rusty, but none were bulging.
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Dec 5, 2017 13:50
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My drunk husband heated up a can of chili on the stove without opening it first and when he did it exploded hot chili all over the room and I got burns all over me. Good thing he's cute.
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Dec 5, 2017 15:14
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Picnic Princess posted:My drunk husband heated up a can of chili on the stove without opening it first and when he did it exploded hot chili all over the room and I got burns all over me. This seems like something that is healthy, yes.
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Dec 5, 2017 15:25
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Psht drunk cooking adds adventure to the banality of cooking. You could kill yourself or others!
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Dec 5, 2017 15:29
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Picnic Princess posted:My drunk husband heated up a can of chili on the stove without opening it first and when he did it exploded hot chili all over the room and I got burns all over me. HOLY MOLEY. The daft bastard pulled the ol' Pipin' Hot Chili Grenade. You sure there wasn't a life insurance policy recently taking out on you?
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Dec 5, 2017 15:42
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sneakyfrog posted:Psht drunk cooking adds adventure to the banality of cooking. You could kill yourself or others! Drunk cooking for me consists of me having a decent enough meal planned, then I get drunk and just bake a potato.
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Dec 5, 2017 15:42
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eh i just have the solid rule of dont use a drat mandolin cutter drunk. this kills the frog (possibly)
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Dec 5, 2017 15:44
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sneakyfrog posted:eh i just have the solid rule of dont use a drat mandolin cutter drunk. this kills the frog (possibly) The worst cut I've gotten in my career was from a mandolin. gently caress those nightmare machines.
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Dec 5, 2017 15:45
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I compromise: I start drinking once I'm 100% done handling the blades.
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Dec 5, 2017 15:46
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Verus posted:
This is a very common pizza type in Canada, so sure.
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Dec 5, 2017 15:47
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My Lovely Horse posted:I compromise: I start drinking once I'm 100% done handling the blades. i think my g/f would be happy if i did that. She is not an adventurer though. 
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Dec 5, 2017 15:47
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I prefer stoned cooking. Nothing like thinking you can jazz up boxed Mac and cheese, then ending up with a bowl of inedible weirdness, but eating it anyways because you're stoned.
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Dec 5, 2017 15:51
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Brawnfire posted:I prefer stoned cooking. Nothing like thinking you can jazz up boxed Mac and cheese, then ending up with a bowl of inedible weirdness, but eating it anyways because you're stoned. Now I want Mac and cheese 
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Dec 5, 2017 15:53
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Iron Crowned posted:Now I want Mac and cheese Add some broccoli, hot sauce and fried spam and you're set.
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Dec 5, 2017 15:54
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bloom posted:I haven't seen cans actually bulge, but I did open a can of tomato puree once without looking at the date and at the first puncture it sprayed tomato all over the ceiling. iirc it was like 2-3 years out of date. nice hiss
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Brawnfire posted:I prefer stoned cooking. Nothing like thinking you can jazz up boxed Mac and cheese, then ending up with a bowl of inedible weirdness, but eating it anyways because you're stoned. you can jazz it up by pouring it in the trash and making a proper cheese sauce you heathen. (I really like a good mac and cheese, and the idea of the orange powder is depressing as all gently caress)
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Dec 5, 2017 15:55
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My phone capitalizes Mac because of all the Always Sunny references I make. How embarrassing.
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Dec 5, 2017 15:56
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sneakyfrog posted:you can jazz it up by pouring it in the trash and making a proper cheese sauce you heathen. (I really like a good mac and cheese, and the idea of the orange powder is depressing as all gently caress) I'm stoned! I would just eat the cheese!
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Add some broccoli, hot sauce and fried spam and you're set.  broccoli makes anything anti-food for me
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The only drunk cooking i do is putting in a batch of fries or whatever and then lay down until its done at like 9 in the morning the next day. Then you throw the charcoal out and promise yourself you will just order a pizza next time, and do it before you get to the "i should go lie down" phase of the night so you don't ge a bunch of angry texts when the deliveryman shows up and nobody answers.
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Brawnfire posted:My phone capitalizes Mac because of all the Always Sunny references I make. How embarrassing. Uh if you have an iPhone it does that automatically to capitalize the Apple product name.
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Arivia posted:Uh if you have an iPhone it does that automatically to capitalize the Apple product name. I don't, but I guess that's still a good reason. Embarrassment withdrawn. Replaced by disappointment.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:The only drunk cooking i do is putting in a batch of fries or whatever and then lay down until its done at like 9 in the morning the next day. Then you throw the charcoal out and promise yourself you will just order a pizza next time, and do it before you get to the "i should go lie down" phase of the night so you don't ge a bunch of angry texts when the deliveryman shows up and nobody answers. One time I bought a big bag of white castle and fell asleep to find my cat eating them at 9 in the morning
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sneakyfrog posted:you can jazz it up by pouring it in the trash and making a proper cheese sauce you heathen. (I really like a good mac and cheese, and the idea of the orange powder is depressing as all gently caress) True story, for cheap boxed mac and cheese with a little extra effort I made a bechamel last week and added the cheese powder to it, along with some fresh mozzarella and shredded cheddar, then put that on the macaroni. It was actually really, really good. Managed to be the best of both worlds of "actual food" and "thing I got for 12 cents". 
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