• Kurt Angle came out to announce Roman's opponent for the Intercontinental Title. Jason Jordan showed up and tried to argue his case, and Roman came out to challenge Samoa Joe and make fun of Jordan for trying to use his dad to get opportunities. Samoa Joe came out to call them both chumps and accept Roman's challenge, but Jordan jumped Roman from behind. Roman demanded that Kurt make the match between him and Jordan.
  
  
• Joe watched the match from the top of the entrance ramp.
  
  

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• Roman successfully defended his IC Title against Jordan in a really drat good match that crossed several commercial breaks. Jordan controlled much of the match but was knocked into the ropes and seemed to inflame his injured leg. Roman worked on the leg some and then Jordan had a hell of a comeback before Roman was able to finally put him away with a Superman Punch/Spear combo.
  
  
• Joe came down to the ring to attack Roman, but as he was attempting to choke him out he was taken out by Jordan. Afterwards, Roman superpunched Jordan again (why!?!) and Cole defended it on commentary.
  
  
• Backstage, Angle assured Stephanie over the phone that he was taking care of everyhting. Jordan demanded a shot at Samoa Joe and Angle shouted him down saying he couldn't demand anything. As Jordan was leaving, Joe jumped him from behind, taunted Angle to do anything about it, and insisted,"Like Father, Like Son."
  
  
• A recap of Paige's "Absolution" stable. Paige faced Sasha in a singles match with Absolution, Mickie James and Bayley at ringside while Alexa was on commentary. Paige defeated Sasha after looking in danger of tapping but barely making the ropes, and then a brawl at ringside distracting her and allowing Paige to hit her finish. Absolution attacked Sasha in the ring after the match while Alexa quickly cleared out of the commentary table.
  
  
• Elias backstage was angry with Angle for giving an IC shot to Jordan instead of himself. He demanded the chance to do a musical performance.
  
  
• Enzo was talking to his "Zo Train" about the Fatal Fourway tonight, complaining that last week's was won by Rich Swann. Nia Jax showed up and appeared interested in Enzo.
  
  
• Drew Gulak won the Fatal Fourway against Mustafa Ali, Cedric Alexander and Tony Nese. Cedric seemed to have the match won but knocked Nese out of the ring after his finisher, so he turned on Ali to try and get the win, only for Gulak to knock him out of the ring and pin Ali instead. Gulak was interviewed about possibly facing Enzo for the Cruiserweight Title and wanted to answer with a Powerpoint Presentation, but Corey Graves said they had no time.
  
  
• Elias' musical performance was broken up by BRAUUUUNNNNNNNN - Elias tried to jump Strowman from behind and use a guitar shot on him, but Strowman sold nothing and destroyed him. Kane appeared on the Titantron to challenge him to a match next week from which only one monster would emerge.
  
  
• Roman Reigns told Seth and Dean backstage that he wanted them to win the Tag Titles back like he'd won the IC Title recently.
  
  
• Asuka defeated Alicia Fox in a short match where she sold more than she did in any of the Dana matches. Afterwards Absolution showed up but allowed Asuka to just walk out without a care in the world. Paige promised Alicia she wouldn't attack her since they were friends... but Sonya Deville and Mandy Rose was a different matter. The two destroyed Alicia.
  
  
• Charlotte is going to be in the new Psych movie.
  
  
• Finn Balor defeated Bo Dallas in a singles match. Bo came out with Curtis Axel using the Miz's music.
  
  
• Bray Wyatt did a spooky promo that was continually disrupted and overridden by Woken Matt Hardy delivering his own batshit insane promo. It was loving awesome and ruled a whole bunch.
  
  

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• The Bar retained their tag titles when they lost to The Shield by DQ when Sheamus attacked Seth and Dean after a lengthy match when he wasn't the legal man, forcing the referee to call for the belt. Sheamus was delighted, but as they began to leave Kurt Angle came out and said they weren't getting away with it that easily and that the match was being restarted as a No-DQ match.
  
  
• Seth and Dean beat the poo poo out of Cesaro and Sheamus. Before the Shield could hit a double-team finisher, Samoa Joe rushed in and attacked both. Roman Reigns charged down but Joe took off, and before Reigns could react Cesaro and Sheamus stole the win and retained their belt.
  
  
• As The Bar escaped through the crowd with their belts, following Samoa Joe, Roman was left fuming in the ring with Seth and Dean.
  

• Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens came to the ring to complain about having a McMahon against them, likening themselves to the likes of Daniel Bryan, Bret Hart and Steve Austin but insisting they were better than all of them. As Sami demonstrated the difference between ringside and being on the ramp to excuse his interference last week, Orton took the opportunity to hit an RKO-OUTTA-NOWHERE on Owens.
  
  
• Kevin and Sami will face Orton and a partner of his choice at Clash of Champions, and tonight Sami will face Orton in a singles match with Owens handcuffed at ringside. Owens said he was going to go talk to Daniel Bryan.
  
  
• Aiden English attempted to sing "The Twelve Days of Rusev" but was interupted by The New Day. They started a match, with English singing,"IT'S RUSEV DAAAAAAAY" during restholds.
  
  
• Rusev and English defeated The New Day!
  
  
• A recap of Mojo attacked Ryder last week. Renee interviewed him backstage where Mojo said even Gronk was on him about betraying Ryder. Mojo had come to realize that he had more success without Zack than with him, and that Ryder was dead weight.
  
  
• Carmella, Tamina and Lana discussed with Daniel Bryan their desire for a title shot against Charlotte Flair. Carmella pointed out that she had rid the WWE of Ellsworth and demanded a shot just for that. The Riott Squad showed up and began complaining that Bryan was prejudiced against them all in some way, and a six woman squabble broke out till Bryan shut them up and booked them to be lumberjacks at Charlotte's title match against at Nattie at Clash of Champions.
  
  
• Corbin was upset that Ziggler might be put into the Intercontinental Title match between him and Roode. Ziggler showed up and reminded Corbin that he was a former World Champion and had cashed in HIS Money in the Bank successfully.
  
  
• The Bludgeon Brothers DESTROYED two tiny little jobber men.
  
  
• Owens told Sami backstage that Bryan was willing to consider their request for help, but they weren't sure if that was good or bad news.
  
  
• Roode vs Corbin ended in a DQ when Ziggler, who had been on commentary, ran in and attacked first Roode and then Corbin.
  
  
• Backstage, an excited Nattie told Tamina, Carmella and Lana to have her back if she got thrown out of the ring during her title match, but if Charlotte was thrown out to attack her. She talked poo poo about The Riott Squad until she realized they were directly behind her, at which point she was their biggest fan.
  
  
• Charlotte defeated Tamina by submission, watched by Nattie, Carmella and Lana at ringside. Nattie got on the mic to talk trash and threaten her with the others, but then the Riott Squad showed up. Tamina and Sarah Logan started to fight but the others broke them up, and Charlotte backed off up the ramp with her belt.
  
  
• Backstage, Sami and Kevin met with Daniel Bryan where he told them his decision. He agreed with Shane that they should be no interference, and security showed up with handcuffs for Owens.
  
  
• Randy Orton defeated Sami Zayn with a roll-up of all things. Owens had been handcuffed to the ropes at ringside and Sami attempted to get him free with bolt cutters only to take a beating from Orton. In the distraction, Owens got himself loose but his attempt to help Sami backfired and eventually lead to Orton's roll-up victory. Afterwards Owens blindsided Orton, and he and Sami began beating on him. Shinsuke Nakamura ran to the ring and together he and Orton just beat the poo poo out of Sami and Kevin and took turns holding one up to be hit with the RKO and then Kinshasa.
  
  
• Backstage Bryan and Shane were watching. Bryan was impressed with the idea of Clash of Champions having Orton and Nakamura against Sami and Kevin, but told Shane that he felt this was the extent of the punishment for the latter two and after that they could all go back to square one. Shane's McMahon genes were showing though, as with great glee he informed an obviously less than impressed Bryan that if Sami and Owens lose at Clash of Champions, they will be fired.
  

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