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Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!




This is a 9 player, fast paced, mostly vanilla game, with two vanilla scum (Scrooge and The Grinch), 6 vanilla town (Santa's elves), and one town doctor (The Bumble).

All standard mafia rules apply.

Players
  1. Asiina
  2. bowmore
  3. CCKeane
  4. flerp
  5. GeneX
  6. Hal Incandenza
  7. Monathin
  8. Quidthulhu
  9. Your Personal Muse



Vanilla PM:
You are an Elf! You're really hoping nobody steals Christmas this year, as after two failed years you're behind on a number of payments. Elves gotta eat.

Opopanax fucked around with this message at 03:24 on Dec 7, 2017

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CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I'm going to steal Christmas.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS TIME IS NEAR
TIME FOR TOYS AND TIME FOR CHEER
WE'VE BEEN GOOD BUT WE CAN'T LAST
HURRY CHRISTMAS HURRY FAST
WANT A PLANE THAT LOOPS THE LOOP
ME I WANT A HULA HOOP
WE CAN HARDLY STAND THE WAIT
PLEASE CHRISTMAS DON'T BE LATE

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
i hate christmas

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

I said I'd throw myself into a game, so here I am.

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

Me yes put me in thanks

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
I’ll replace if/when someone in this 9 person game decides to be a dork and go AWOL

Or I guess join if the game somehow doesn’t fill up

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I'm claiming my role as the Postman from Christmas classic Olive the Other Reindeer.

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

Keane always tries to steal Xmas

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
I'm in

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Quidthulhu posted:

Keane always tries to steal Xmas

I'll succeed someday.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


GeneX posted:

I’ll replace if/when someone in this 9 person game decides to be a dork and go AWOL

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

Good cast list, just need one more!!

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I am going to write a compelling case and get the next person to join executed day one, and I'll be particularly cruel while doing it.

Encouraging people to not join this game is my ultimate "steal Christmas" move (copyrite do nut steel)

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

##vote Keane

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

:toot:

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
is there an observer thing setup if so i want to observe

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

we don't even have a full roster yet how could we have an observer thing!!!

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


The whole point of these is to be bare bones and quick so I'm not doing replacements/observers. Is you in or is you out?

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude
If he out I'm in so I can ruin the all star cast

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Technically Bif was first

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Nah he was first to sign up for real!

I'm pretty tied up in another game rn

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

Speaking of Superstars, let's take a stroll down memory lane and see all of the Posts of Christmas' Past!

How The Scum Stole Christmas - Dec. 18th, 2011

Players:
1 - wins32767
2 - Barehanded Brother
3 - EcooRaven
4 - LordVorbis
5 - Amnistar
6 - Hal Incandenza
7 - kaschei
8 - Francois Kofko
9 - Sii


How The Scum Stole Christmas...Again! - Dec. 20th, 2012

Players
1- yuming
2- Hal Incandenza
3- Hot Sauce Batman
4- Sandwolf
5- Dhaes
6- Auryn
7- Zyla
8- JakeP
9- BHB

How The Scum Stole Christmas 3 - Dec. 8th, 2013

Players
1 Grandi
2 Slightly Toasted
3 DHD
4 Jedit
5 CPig
6 Quidnose
7 toadsmash
8 TPS
9 Poque

How The Scum S4ole Christmas - Dec. 24th, 2014

Players
1 qui4nose
2 Gr4ndi
3 Ju4nito
4 Ke4ne
5 LilM4c
6 4siin4
7 kumb4
8 4Mush
9 yumin4

How The Scum S4ole Christmas - Dec. 10th, 2015

Players
1-Hal
2- Exakt
3- Quidnose
4- Asiina
5- Mac
6- Cpig
7-Kashuno
8- Jimson
9- totino boy

How The Scum saved Christmas C9 - Dec. 19th, 2015

Players
1-Kashuno
2-Exakt
3-TMM
4-Hal
5-Quidnose
6- someone awful
7-bowmore


Did we not do one last year??

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
i’m out then, one game at a time

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Quidthulhu posted:

Did we not do one last year??

I almost skipped it and then did a quick dethy on Xmas eve

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3802805

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude
Wait am I playing or does no one like me or both?

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
I'll be #9.

EDIT: Unless YPM signed up first then I volunteer to be an alternate

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Your Personal Muse posted:

Wait am I playing or does no one like me or both?

Both.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Ok I'm going to do the stuff now.

IF YOU DON'T GET A PM BY THE TIME YOU SEE ME POST THAT THE GAME IS OPEN YOU'RE VANILLA TOWN DON'T BE DUMB ABOUT IT:siren:

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

Lol didn’t that happen one year

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
it happens a lot

you should just PM everyone (especially for a 9 player game, lol)

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Ok D1 Begins now

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
I didn't get a PM.

Did you forget it, Opop?

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude
I didn’t either. RF certainly has lost a step

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
not sending pm's also leads to lame jokes like above ^^

and i'm not talking about their posts :dukedog:

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
I will make this joke in every game the mod doesn't send out PMs for VT.

It is their punishment.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
christmas sucks

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

Quidthulhu posted:

##vote Keane

im glad this vote counts

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I'm Rudolph town cop Asiina is scum thank you god bless.

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Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

Confirming I shall save Christmas

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