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Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Tamina's gear, like Tamina, is so bad.

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Rriioott Ssqquuaadd

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
ah geez they all have mics

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

oh god they all have mics

edit: beaten, and also lmao

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
lmao my wife uses that saying and it drives me insane.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Dear god stop with this gimmick Sarah

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
oh god this hillbilly woman is so unbelievably bad on the microphone

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



oh my god why are they so bad at talking

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

The only person who was bad on the mic there was Sarah. Ruby was fine.

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
Yee haw!

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
So is there only one face woman on Smackdown?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

sportsgenius86 posted:

The only person who was bad on the mic there was Sarah. Ruby was fine.

They're making Sarah talk like that.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

"...open up your favorite box of candy," she said in a manner extremely typical of normal human person speech

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
The Southern girl sounds like Stephanie McMahon putting on an accent and so I hate her more than I oughta.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
push afro security guy

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
The Riott Squad is unironically better than Absolution in every way.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

all those security guards have funny rear end faces

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
THE NEW SHIELD

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
These are the goofiest looking security guards. What indie fed did they grab them from.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Codependent Poster posted:

They're making Sarah talk like that.

So the whole accent is fake? I've only heard her talk as this character so I don't know if she actually can talk when not hamstrung with a bad character.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Codependent Poster posted:

They're making Sarah talk like that.

That is honest to god how Sarah talks apparently. Its not a gimmick.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

DarkstarIV posted:

The Riott Squad is unironically better than Absolution in every way.

I don't understand, they don;t even do long awkward pauses? :confused:

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
riott squad has some bumps, but it is definitely better than absolution

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
Ruby should make forcing Logan and Liv to get undercuts in the ring to prove their dedication to the Riottt Squadd

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/938234758886289413

normal security guys

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
wait is nxt going to be on tv regularly?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

oh i figured both his arms would be handcuffed around the rope, thats not as bad


i mean its still very bad

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

shiksa posted:

wait is nxt going to be on tv regularly?

No. One night only.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
I wonder how Kevin and Sami will find a way to own Shane this week.

sonicice
Oct 21, 2000

Michael J Beverage, I've got a bone to pick with you.
what kind of hair is that on the mystery partner drat

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

I wonder how Kevin and Sami will find a way to own Shane this week.

pull off his mask to reveal it was old man mcmahon manipulating smackdown the whole time, then they're heroes and everyone loves them.

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.
wait was Orton's partner Vacant?

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011


That guy's day job totally involves personally attempting to foreclose on the homes of kindly old ladies and orphans and sneering cruelly at their plight

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

man orton has really fallen in love with his back-suplex-onto-a-thing move

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Liv needs to stop doing that giggle in her promos.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
corey being 100% right

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Do you think Owens will help Orton find his missing RKO?

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


Afro dude and this dude are from Championship Wrestling From Hollywood, right? Just watched my first episode all the way through and they look kinda familiar.

Oh wait, afro dude was also on Tough Enough and is (sadly) named Eric Watts apparently https://twitter.com/DarthWatts

The other guy seems like a real dork

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
man someone shoulda checked for that

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Hell yeah Sami!

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