actually the best shower soap isnt irish spring but dr bronners 18 in 1 hem

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what do you like showering with
	some lesser soap
	dr bronners soap
	irish spring (im an uncultured prole)
	op's mom lol

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

p cure castile soap.

just lol at the unloved goon masses suggesting the worst possible soap to curse their fetid skin. im gonna shower right now with probably the best soap. plus theres like 6 flavors of this soap too, its impossible to not like it.

# ? Dec 7, 2017 05:00

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 09:49

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

More like Dr. Boner.

# ? Dec 7, 2017 05:01

Tiberius Thyben: Feb 7, 2013; Gone Phishing

buglord posted:

p cure castile soap.

just lol at the unloved goon masses suggesting the worst possible soap to curse their fetid skin. im gonna shower right now with probably the best soap. plus theres like 6 flavors of this soap too, its impossible to not like it.

You shouldn't be eating your soap.

# ? Dec 7, 2017 05:01

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Tiberius Thyben posted:

You shouldn't be eating your soap.

You brush your teeth with it, idiot

# ? Dec 7, 2017 05:04

Tolkien minority: Feb 14, 2012

I think this is just a well established fact. What kind of idiot would disagree with the all in one

# ? Dec 7, 2017 05:05

Tony quidprano: Jan 19, 2014; IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES

Who the gently caress thinks Irish spring is the best shower soap lmao

# ? Dec 7, 2017 05:06

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

With that many words on the label how can it be wrong

# ? Dec 7, 2017 05:06

Enver Zogha: Nov 12, 2008; The modern revisionists and reactionaries call us Stalinists, thinking that they insult us and, in fact, that is what they have in mind. But, on the contrary, they glorify us with this epithet; it is an honor for us to be Stalinists.

With AOL Instant Messenger going down later this month and a thread on Somethingawful dot com mentioning a certain commodity, I feel it is now or never that I reveal the following chatlog between me and some guy circa eight years ago:

Enver Zogha: I have soap called IRISH SPRING
Zephyr: It smells like alcohol

Enver Zogha fucked around with this message at 05:10 on Dec 7, 2017

# ? Dec 7, 2017 05:07

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

Blue Train posted:

With that many words on the label how can it be wrong

I've been buying this for about 4 years now and I still havent got myself to read the entire label. I get this weird tinge of sorrow for bronner who seemed pathologically turnt by the lord and savior, so i just stop reading and hope he lived a happy life after that whole asylum incident.

# ? Dec 7, 2017 05:10

AWarmBody: Jul 26, 2014; Better than a cold one.

Blue Train posted:

With that many words on the label how can it be wrong

A doctor Bronners label once talked me into joining a cult

# ? Dec 7, 2017 05:23

Dolphin: Dec 5, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

i use irish spring but if i ever want to melt my dick off with spearmint i'll try that castile soap malarky

# ? Dec 7, 2017 05:26

esperterra: Mar 24, 2010; SHINee's back

Irish Spring is terrible and dries you out like mad. Just fuckin' use dove idiots

# ? Dec 7, 2017 05:34

Catastrophe: Oct 5, 2007; Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

We all know Dr Bronner's is the best because it's the best at almost everything. Just don't brush your teeth with it as they suggest is acceptable.

# ? Dec 7, 2017 05:41

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

I hsed this soap for the first time a few days ago OP and i think you're right

# ? Dec 7, 2017 05:43

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

I love the smell of ozone that comes from a freshly opened box of soap that fills your bathroom.

:goonsay:

# ? Dec 7, 2017 05:43

Woden: May 6, 2006

Soaps respond differently depending on the person, the best soap is the cheapest one that works well for you.

# ? Dec 7, 2017 06:34

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

Imagine being a full grown man that has strong opinions on soap

Lmao

Thats like having a strong opinion on pens. Like, dude, youre gonna die some day. hit yourself up with some safeguard, slap some lovely brut on your ghastly husk, and go outside.

# ? Dec 7, 2017 06:36

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Yea, but which scent? I'm a tea tree man myself, but my fiance prefers the fragrance-free. If I'm feeling really swanky, I'll reach for the lavender stuff. If im somewhere where ticks are possible, peppermint baby!

# ? Dec 7, 2017 06:38

rezatahs: Jun 9, 2001; by Smythe

actually it�s :france:

triple milled soap that�s the best

# ? Dec 7, 2017 06:38

Ziv Zulander: Mar 24, 2017; ZZ for short

dr boner's is good stuff, but there's really only one thing that makes it special

# ? Dec 7, 2017 06:41

warez: Mar 13, 2003; HOLA FANTA DONT CHA WANNA?

I got a bottle of this after using it while staying over at a friend�s place and it dries the gently caress out of my skin to the point of it being really itchy and scaley

# ? Dec 7, 2017 06:42

KakerMix: Apr 8, 2004; 8.2 M.P.G.

Dr. Boner is good, but any pure castile soap is good.

# ? Dec 7, 2017 06:50

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

1500quidporsche posted:

Who the gently caress thinks Irish spring is the best shower soap lmao

the thread is a person who has tried two soaps ever, was impressed with the second one creating the dichotomy of: irish spring or not irish spring

these are the only soaps this person understands

time to gently caress up your whole world: i have multiple better hand made soaps for cheap, and no one else gets them.

# ? Dec 7, 2017 07:27

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

Is this guerilla marketing?

I wish we had a guerrilla marketing thread. Advice for beginners looking to get into the business, fun stories, and tips and tricks from industry insiders.

# ? Dec 7, 2017 07:36

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Is this guerilla marketing?

I wish we had a guerrilla marketing thread. Advice for beginners looking to get into the business, fun stories, and tips and tricks from industry insiders.

Red Faction: Guerrilla.

# ? Dec 7, 2017 08:02

new phone who dis: May 24, 2007; by VideoGames; Morbid Hound

Washing your rear end in a top hat with that soap is an adventure.

# ? Dec 7, 2017 08:05

DogonCrook: Apr 24, 2016; I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters

Ivory soap floats. Imo all soap does the trick so that one extra feature as useless as it is makes it superior to all other soaps. When the ice caps melt ivory soap will be the only option your stupid dr bronners will be at the bottom of the sea.

# ? Dec 7, 2017 08:15

Ziv Zulander: Mar 24, 2017; ZZ for short

new phone who dis posted:

Washing your rear end in a top hat with that soap is an adventure.

It's like a little ghost is fanning me down there

# ? Dec 7, 2017 08:17

STOP LITTERING: Sep 11, 2005

Eventually you will all become "all-one" with me, by moving on to pine tar soap and then activated charcoal soap soon after.

# ? Dec 7, 2017 08:20

kazr: Jan 28, 2005

ALL ONE!

# ? Dec 7, 2017 09:05

Black August: Sep 28, 2003

I like the peppermint one

# ? Dec 7, 2017 09:30

Black August: Sep 28, 2003

I use it and dove rose

# ? Dec 7, 2017 09:34

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

I only buy organic unpasteurized goatmilk soap.

# ? Dec 7, 2017 09:36

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.