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bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
Just repost the candy cane pizza

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Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013


Brawnfire posted:

I think a garbage plate just sort of is.

Certainly AFP

but gently caress any of you who take my plate of heart attack away from me

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

Haifisch posted:

Did somebody say pizza?



Maybe not pizza rules, but can we at least have pizza policies?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JKtqQjbfC4

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Haifisch posted:

Did somebody say pizza?



would :randstare:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Haifisch posted:

Did somebody say pizza?



aint nothing wrong here :colbert:

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Missing Name posted:

Certainly AFP

but gently caress any of you who take my plate of heart attack away from me

I wonder if you could argue it's a salad?

I literally just ate a burger and tater tots and you've STILL got me wanting a garbage plate.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Brawnfire posted:

I think a garbage plate just sort of is.

I really want to eat part of one someday. I don't know if I'll like it, but I want to try.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

AlbieQuirky posted:

I really want to eat part of one someday. I don't know if I'll like it, but I want to try.

*the slamming shut of iron gates clangs loudly from the exit corridors*

You will eat the whole thing. You will wipe the residues with bread and eat that too. You will learn your place. You have come to a plate from ROC.

*whipcrack*

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Haifisch posted:

Did somebody say pizza?



pools of liquid are my favorite sandwich filling

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I'm pretty sure that loving monstrosity is a bingo

KataraniSword
Apr 22, 2008

but at least I don't have
a MLP or MSPA avatar.
I am my own man.

Sunswipe posted:

No. Pizza sucks.

'No pizza rules' is a qualifier. It does not mean "no rules about pizza", it means, "no pizza is good enough to be described as 'ruling'".

Mymla posted:

a pizza is simply a hot sandwich.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Arivia posted:

Quiches need eggs. That’s a rule.

Pizza doesn’t always need eggs because there are no pizza rules.
Quiches are pies because they're made of pastry. Pizzas are sandwiches because they're made of bread. You can't just say bread and pastry are interchangeable.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

but...

pizza pie

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Tiggum posted:

Quiches are pies because they're made of pastry. Pizzas are sandwiches because they're made of bread. You can't just say bread and pastry are interchangeable.

No. Pizza. Rules.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

How do you even eat a pizza that is that wet?

Tendales
Mar 9, 2012
Shut up and drink your pizza.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Probably pretty good, probably baked at 420 degrees.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

La Brea Carpet posted:

Maybe not pizza rules, but can we at least have pizza policies?

Perhaps some mutually agreed upon principles for pizza

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

rodbeard posted:

How do you even eat a pizza that is that wet?

Toss it in a blender and drink it.

Such Fun
May 6, 2013
 

Picnic Princess posted:

All we are saying is give pizza chance.

If you want pizza, prepare for war.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
The best we can hope for is regional and voluntary generally accepted best standards and practices for pizza.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

RandomPauI posted:

The best we can hope for is regional and voluntary generally accepted best standards and practices for pizza.

I say we submit for an ISO standards spec.

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

What are the OSHA standards in regards to pizza? This is very important to pizza safety.

Duckula
Aug 31, 2001

do not resuscitate

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
I feel like there is too much heretical talk about pizza rules in here. There must be some new people, so let me spell it out for you:

No.

Pizza.

Rules.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

MOTHER, DID YOU eeeeeayyyyy.... ooooooaaa... ff.



NITROUS DIVISION
I've got 3 vegemite, cheese and beef pies in the freezer and at least one of them is calling my name.

I'm broken :(

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


iRend posted:

I've got 3 vegemite, cheese and beef pies in the freezer and at least one of them is calling my name.

I'm broken :(

Sounds good to me man, only problem is you aren't eating one right now.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
No.
PIZZA.
RULES!

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

iRend posted:

I've got 3 vegemite, cheese and beef pies in the freezer and at least one of them is calling my name.

I'm broken :(

I’m jealous and I don’t even LIKE vegemite.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

The Culturally Ignorant Cuisine cooking challenge thread has given us our first result thanks to Tiggum, who misinterpreted a California Burrito as having the ingredients of a California Roll in a burrito and attempted to make his own non-Mexican salsa.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

These all break important pizza laws such as "no pasta on pizza", "fruit it not pizza crust" and "no lovecraftian horrors on pizza".

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

:vince:

Mymla posted:

These all break important pizza laws

You seriously need to get the gently caress out of here.

Pseudohog
Apr 4, 2007

Zipperelli. posted:

I feel like there is too much heretical talk about pizza rules in here. There must be some new people, so let me spell it out for you:

No.

Pizza.

Rules.

Hey, if the Italians have decided there should be pizza
regulations, who are we to argue?

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Mymla posted:

These all break important pizza laws such as "no pasta on pizza", "fruit it not pizza crust" and "no lovecraftian horrors on pizza".

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

chitoryu12 posted:

The Culturally Ignorant Cuisine cooking challenge thread has given us our first result thanks to Tiggum, who misinterpreted a California Burrito as having the ingredients of a California Roll in a burrito and attempted to make his own non-Mexican salsa.

I loving love these forums

PyroDwarf
Aug 24, 2010

Mymla posted:

These all break important pizza laws such as "no pasta on pizza", "fruit it not pizza crust" and "no lovecraftian horrors on pizza".

I almost got a bingo for this:


Bonus:

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Ah, the classic "infested pizza".

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Ugh, Zerg are so OP.

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
One medium, extra creep.

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