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Powaqoatse posted:Apparently cockatoos are especially bad pets (super destructive im told), but fun vids though Eh I think it’s more that they’re just a huge commitment and need constant attention so they’re not for most people. Like having a permanent 2 year old for 50 years.
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RatHat posted:Eh I think it’s more that they’re just a huge commitment and need constant attention so they’re not for most people. Like having a permanent 2 year old for 50 years. More like a permanent two-year-old for fifty years, that has their own set of boltcutters.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:More like a permanent two-year-old for fifty years, that has their own set of boltcutters. When I was a lad, my mother had a friend with a cockatoo. That thing (the cockatoo) was so smart it could have developed a unified field theory, run circles around AlphaZero, and out-generalled Napoleon, except that it spent every waking moment trying to murder everyone and everything it encountered.
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Cuckatoos are basically a contagious curse. Even if you get the bird when it is young you will die before it does. When you do the curse will be passed on and someone will have to take on the burden of having a screaming dinosaur in their house. Then they will die and someone else will have to take it in. If the third person is lucky the bird will only live a few more years and they can die around the same time as it.
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I think you're talking about Macaws. (e: nm, turns out pretty much all parrots are like this) dialhforhero has a new favorite as of 04:07 on Dec 9, 2017 |
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Lol. PYF needs a birb thread.
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I got birbs.   
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Cythereal posted:I got birbs. I’m dying.
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http://i.imgur.com/gqA8eie.mp4 http://i.imgur.com/6VDaF0H.mp4 
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Powaqoatse posted:actually no, cause the compilations are mostly poo poo. none of them delineated the clips so it becomes a non sequitur series of clips where you're never sure if the scene changed or not Blind Rasputin posted:Lol. PYF needs a birb thread. 
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Dec 9, 2017 04:50
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Jeff K grew up
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artichoke posted:Jeff K grew up I don’t get it. I thought, “Maybe it’s a Jeffty is Five reference,” but then my brain said, “You should masturbate, now,” so it can’t be that.
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Blind Rasputin posted:Lol. PYF needs a cuck thread.
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:I don’t get it. I thought, “Maybe it’s a Jeffty is Five reference,” but then my brain said, “You should masturbate, now,” so it can’t be that. That insurance company's jingle goes "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there" and the agent's name is Jeff K. Jeff K is also the name of an old front page feature on this dead website.
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Your Computer posted:yeah, I'm actually sad that I missed out on vine because I think the format is hilarious. Tried looking for compilations on youtube and they're nearly always "Top 10 Saddest Anime Moments"-tier awful this thread is archived friend. 
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Blind Rasputin posted:Lol. PYF needs a birb thread. you could make one...
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Blind Sally posted:you could make one... https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3843092 gogogo
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That thread delivered quickly https://youtu.be/dkxLixosXw0
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Blind Rasputin posted:That thread delivered quickly you need to learn how to embed videos cause that is a fantastic video but its just a link here there everywhere
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Bertrand Hustle posted:The Mail is a racist, classist rag not fit to wipe the asses of decent people. Think Fox News, but as a lovely tabloid that doesn't even bother to disguise its blatant panic-mongering as journalism. Overwrought hand-wringing about poors, Muslims, gays, and whatever else gives sheltered middle-class white Britons heart palpitations is the Daily Mail's MO. gently caress 'em. to be fair they didnt mention anything about harrys love of nazism. Much like his elder king edward 8.
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Yoshi Wins posted:I have heard owning a bird compared to having a perpetual 2 year old. Which sounds like hell. A perpetual 2 year old with knives on their face.
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hey! bird thread is over there => https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3843092
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The Lone Badger posted:A perpetual 2 year old with knives on their face. A 2 year old with knives in their face would only be perpetually 2.
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a young lieutenant rushes into a crowded operations center, the low hum of electronics and distantly ringing phones only punctuated by the low staccato of tired voices giving brief orders and acknowledgements. "sir we found him" he says to a grizzled looking major in sweat stained fatigues. "my god" the major responds looking over a hastily compiled folder of photographs and papers "the sample is virtually one hundred percent pure" the lieutenant interjects "as soon as its clear of civilians, capture it" the major says grimly. "it cant be allowed to breed." https://twitter.com/BobMenery/status/938828909797412864/video/1 (I am Scooter Kingsley, Captain of the Water Polo team.)
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That kid is awesome. And he's friends with someone actually named Boomer. I thought only 1940's roughnecks and 1970's football players knew people named Boomer.
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PYF Funny Picture: Even at their smoothest, when stroking away from the ampullae of Lorenzini at 0 degrees relative to an imaginary longitudinal line along the vertical middle of the body of the shark, they're only "pretty smooth," and definitely not the smoothest thing known to exist.
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Solice Kirsk posted:That kid is awesome. And he's friends with someone actually named Boomer. I thought only 1940's roughnecks and 1970's football players knew people named Boomer.  aww i screwed it up
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Why does Trump’s butt look so good, there? twoday posted:PYF Funny Picture: Even at their smoothest, when stroking away from the ampullae of Lorenzini at 0 degrees relative to an imaginary longitudinal line along the vertical middle of the body of the shark, they're only "pretty smooth," and definitely not the smoothest thing known to exist. Pretty sure that won’t fit.
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Why does Trump’s butt look so good, there? fresh diaper
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sneakyfrog posted:https://twitter.com/BobMenery/status/938828909797412864/video/1 lmao thats the first time in my life ive agreed with chad kroeger 
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Why does Trump’s butt look so good, there? 
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That doesn't make any sense. You couldn't do that in a two part mold. The sprue parts holding the hull go over the paddles, and you couldn't have the anchor oriented like that. Terrible.
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"Ha! It's a picture of an elephant masturbating.  Ha ha! They translated it as 'Forbidden amuse yourself'! Wait a second... why do they need a childish sign in a public place telling people not to masturbate?  "
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Guy Goodbody posted:That doesn't make any sense. You couldn't do that in a two part mold. The sprue parts holding the hull go over the paddles, and you couldn't have the anchor oriented like that. Terrible. It’s probably an art project or something.
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It took me longer than I want to admit to realize something was off
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