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"You see Billy, by this time a kid had thrown a chicken while an infertile couple looked at a store." is my favorite riff of the entire series. Just thought I would share that. Edit: gently caress you, context ruining page snipe!
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 ♫Oh, Charles Manson walks our streets The Zodiac Killer's at large Charles Bukowski is pukin' out the window and Santa Claus is on his way♫
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Hogama posted:
"Merry Christmas, everyone, let's go to the HAUNTED HOUSE!"
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Come on, I just teleported here, it’s impressive
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Apparently the monkey part of Merlin's Chop was an edited movie with the original ending being EVERYBODY DIES.
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That monkey was the birthday present - from hell!
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muscles like this! posted:Apparently the monkey part of Merlin's Chop was an edited movie with the original ending being EVERYBODY DIES. Yeah it's this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Devil%27s_Gift Also the movie is a complete ripoff of a Stephen King story titled "The Monkey:" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Monkey
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https://twitter.com/BillCorbett/status/940002560395575301 https://twitter.com/BillCorbett/status/940003184105394176
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There's a lot of snow in Avalanche, but other than that, it's not terribly Christmas-y. Sure is a lot of Rock Hudson yelling at people into the phone, though.
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Jet Jaguar posted:There's a lot of snow in Avalanche, but other than that, it's not terribly Christmas-y. I think Avalanche is easily one of the most uncomfortable films they've ever done. It's a real testament to the show that it manages to make it palatable.
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The first host segment in The Touch of Satan is Christmas related as it's about wassail from the Christmas carol. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG9QRX1SX9k
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Fezz posted:The first host segment in The Touch of Satan is Christmas related as it's about wassail from the Christmas carol. To this day "Canned wassail Nelson?" is a perfectly acceptable response to things among my friends.
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Dec 11, 2017 10:55
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I went to an Aldi a few days ago and they had bottled wassail.
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Egbert Souse posted:https://twitter.com/BillCorbett/status/940002560395575301 I think it's good of him to talk about that. Hopefully he keeps up the sobriety.
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Finally watched Carnival Magic, and it has now one of my favorite riffs. "My wife Sarah was killed in a car accident" "... and they never found the talking monkey that did it."
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I just finished Season. Man, is Carnival Magic something special. I also laughed a lot during Hercules.
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crimedog posted:I also laughed a lot during Hercules. My favorite part of that movie is at the end when a tree person is strangling the queen, and her old advisor starts condemning her like they didn't know each other.
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Davros1 posted:Finally watched Carnival Magic, and it has now one of my favorite riffs. "Alex, I'm sorry I couldn't save you." "I could bend you..." Honestly a top 10 of all time episode for me.
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Carnival Magic is basically the moment in Cry Wilderness when Bigfoot first appears and tells the kid his dad is in trouble, but over and over again just to be sure that you're constantly baffled and unsure of what you're watching.
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I think my favorite part of Carnival Magic is "bbbbbut he don't even have a HAT!"
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Mister Kingdom posted:Somebody did this: Isn't that the remastered version of Manos that Ben Solo did?
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It's been two years since people started fretting about the new MST3K season. https://twitter.com/JoelGHodgson/status/940602496657100800
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"He looks like the UPS man!" "But he has no package..."
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Isn't that the remastered version of Manos that Ben Solo did? That's the one, although part of the appeal of the MST episode is how awful the print is. Now it no longer looks like a Zapruder film.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Isn't that the remastered version of Manos that Ben Solo did? Yes. It even features bits of the movie not seen in the MST version.
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Ballz posted:That's the one, although part of the appeal of the MST episode is how awful the print is. Now it no longer looks like a Zapruder film. So the riff about every shot looking like someone's last known photo suddenly loses its oomph.
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The Rifftrax crew did a live show using the remastered version a couple years ago. It's on Prime Video: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01LXMVBYL/ref=tmm_aiv_title_1?ie=UTF8&qid=&sr=
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Laterite posted:The Rifftrax crew did a live show using the remastered version a couple years ago. It's on Prime Video: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01LXMVBYL/ref=tmm_aiv_title_1?ie=UTF8&qid=&sr= For whatever it’s worth, that show didn’t actually use the restoration, because it wasn’t ready yet, but it was sourced from the same goon who did the restoration. The print RiffTrax used definitely looked better than what was on MST3K, but it’s still a noticeable step down from the completed restoration.
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The final restoration is real good. It actually makes the movie at least a little creepy when you can see what your we're supposed to see.
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Dec 14, 2017 02:27
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The cheerleaders suggest that we GO!
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The Time Dissolver posted:The cheerleaders suggest that we GO! STAAAAAYYYYYY!!!
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The MST revival was a Jeopardy question tonight!  Light Gun Man posted:The final restoration is real good. It actually makes the movie at least a little creepy when you can see what your we're supposed to see. It’s still a terrible movie but now it’s kind of... watchable? When the camera is in focus and well lit, at least. And I’ve grown to have a legit appreciation for the soundtrack. Probably the best part of the entire movie.
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Thanks for the help with the MST3K Christmas episode guide. Here's the final product.
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Decided to give Pluto TV a try and am watching the MST3K riff of Final Justice and drat this is one hell of a movie  
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drrockso20 posted:Decided to give Pluto TV a try and am watching the MST3K riff of Final Justice and drat this is one hell of a movie Is that the Don Baker goes to Italy one?
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Proteus Jones posted:Is that the Don Baker goes to Italy one? Malta but yes
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Joe Don Baker had no right to get indignant about MST3K making fun of him.
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Come to Malta: we have the crater that Joe Don Baker left, and the Popeye set.
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Reince Penis posted:Joe Don Baker had no right to get indignant about MST3K making fun of him. I can kinda see why he got so mad though, like 70% of the riffs are making fun of his weight, they were kinda vicious this time around
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I don't know which of his characters were worse in terms of writing. Mitchell was a weird mix of lazy/sleazy cop and sort of effective detective. I found nothing redeemable in his Final Justice role, like there was nothing about his character that I could like or empathize with. Also that shirt. 
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