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Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Is Police Brutality Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Put Your Hands Up And Crawl Towards Them Like Nigga Just Do What They Say Haha

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Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

face me and backflip in my direction or i will perforate you, perp

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
If you don't do a standing triple somersault so help me god I'll put you down like the dog you are.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Was that a 9 Johnson?

*looks over to other cop who is holding a placard with 7.5 on it*

Wrong move creep.

*dumps 30 round magazine of 5.56 into terrified young man/woman*

*goes home and masturbates for 4 solid hours over Japanese guro porn*

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

DancingShade posted:

*goes home and masturbates for 4 solid hours over Japanese guro porn*

You mean kiddie pics from the crime locker

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

"excuse me, I need pics of your teen son's erect dick. I'm a cop. I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T COMPLY"

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Not all cops are bad

Just American cops and America as a country, in general

SealHammer
Jul 4, 2010
Click to understand my bad faith posting.

Salted_Pork posted:

True or false:
There have been no events in recent American history that would lead to an extreme police response to a gun barrel pointing out of a hotel window? False (happened before Vegas)

Again the most tragic part of this is that it could have been avoided if competent, trained police officers had responded, instead of someone who thinks, "You're hosed" is an appropriate thing to engrave on his service weapon. The officer responding likely tried his best, but his best was at least several hundred hours of training short of good enough.

Edit: I was wrong so the validity of what I said is certainly questionable, but I don't know how to delete a post.

This is a bad argument because they then spend 30 seconds loudly loving about directly in front of the door during which any half-competent idiot with malicious intent could dump rounds through the wall and murder them to death.

Noshtane
Nov 22, 2007

The fish itself incites to deeds of hunger

Streak posted:

I honestly wonder what would have happened if the guy had just lied face down spread eagle and not moved at all.


Probably shot five times by a police officer who later gets away with it scot free I guess lol

"The suspect refused to comply with police instructions on multiple occasions and was deemed a threat to the officers"

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

We've seen this before, hes charging a spirit bomb

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before
real talk I hope his family is currently getting heavy support from family/friends and professionals because jesus christ I don't know how you could function after something like this.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
im surprised they haven't made hay of the fact that shaver got bad grades in high school and got put on detention a few times and once drank a beer in front of his children, which justifies some cop ventilating him with his personal ar15

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Phobophilia posted:

im surprised they haven't made hay of the fact that shaver got bad grades in high school and got put on detention a few times and once drank a beer in front of his children, which justifies some cop ventilating him with his personal ar15

If anything I think this dangerous perp demonstrates why cops need a taxpayer provided personal M60 machine gun, an ammo drum holding 2000 rounds and a servo assisted power harness so they don't get tired hauling all that around while busting random people in the streets on made up charges for revenue quotas.

If they get high/drunk and end up gunning down an entire city block by accident they were just doing their duty and you should thank them for their service.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
btw according to twitter even the 4chan nazis are mad that shaver got murdered and it takes a unique level of bootlicking to keep Police Respecting

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

America first!

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


DancingShade posted:

If you don't do a standing triple somersault so help me god I'll put you down like the dog you are.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

abigserve posted:

real talk I hope his family is currently getting heavy support from family/friends and professionals because jesus christ I don't know how you could function after something like this.

You mean the dead guy? Yeah he's not functioning very well, thoughts and prayers

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

abigserve posted:

real talk I hope his family is currently getting heavy support from family/friends and professionals because jesus christ I don't know how you could function after something like this.

They're probably getting harassed constantly by the sheriffs office for daring to question the legality of that execution

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Phobophilia posted:

btw according to twitter even the 4chan nazis are mad that shaver got murdered and it takes a unique level of bootlicking to keep Police Respecting

sa Nazis are the best and strong est

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Former DILF posted:

face me and backflip in my direction or i will perforate you, perp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fym0cuUbDsQ

This is fiction, though, because he didn't murder both of them with no repercussions

Shnag
Dec 8, 2010

"I'll be whatever I wanna do!"
So, I think its pretty clear for everyone, including cop fan boys like Smelliot that this really has nothing to do with the cops feeling threatened in any sense, and the cops knew he had no gun, and they knew he wasn't reaching for a gun. This was about him being told not to do something, and he did it, reflex or not. Its about having an excuse to kill. So now it is clear that is all that is needed is to fail the cops little word game. They should have fun with it. Like, actually making it into a game of Simone says, but add a twist that one of the cops aren't in the game even though they are one of the ones pointing a gun at you but you don't know which one. Or maybe pretend you are doing that two-door riddle from labyrith, with one cop that always lies, and with the other that always tells the truth- hahaha, wait no that couldn't work.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Dallas police chief says millennials partly to blame for officer shortage

Both the Dallas Police Department and Dallas Fire-Rescue are struggling to find people who want to protect and serve. Both chiefs told city council members that the millennial generation is partly to blame.

"We have nights, weekends and holidays — not attractive to millennials who want all days off and to be the chief in six months,” Chief Hall said. “We recognize that is a challenge."

http://www.fox4news.com/news/dallas-police-chief-says-millennials-partly-to-blame-for-officer-shortage

uhh...yeah. That is why people do not want to be police.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
reminder that cops in america legally don't have to protect and serve

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I want to be a cop. I want absolute power and a band of thugs who will support me no mater what heinous acts I commit. I want all this to be legally protected. I want to be a demon.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Being a cop sounds cool as hell. Unlimited OT where your buddies just sign off on it and you can go gently caress off and do whatever, 100k+ salaries, murder whoever you want. Sign me up.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

No. 6 posted:

I want to be a cop. I want absolute power and a band of thugs who will support me no mater what heinous acts I commit. I want all this to be legally protected. I want to be a demon.

gently caress yea

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Being a cop sounds cool as hell. Unlimited OT where your buddies just sign off on it and you can go gently caress off and do whatever, 100k+ salaries, murder whoever you want. Sign me up.

You also get to rape whoever you want

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Pin poo poo on whoever just to make stats

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

plus lots of free drugs

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

Away all Goats posted:

We've seen this before, hes charging a spirit bomb

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



most cops are tremendous pussies hth

my cousin is a cop and he's a big wimp and I'm honestly afraid he's going to either get himself killed or kill someone else out of negligence

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Lime Tonics posted:

Dallas police chief says millennials partly to blame for officer shortage

Both the Dallas Police Department and Dallas Fire-Rescue are struggling to find people who want to protect and serve. Both chiefs told city council members that the millennial generation is partly to blame.

"We have nights, weekends and holidays — not attractive to millennials who want all days off and to be the chief in six months,” Chief Hall said. “We recognize that is a challenge."

http://www.fox4news.com/news/dallas-police-chief-says-millennials-partly-to-blame-for-officer-shortage

uhh...yeah. That is why people do not want to be police.

This take belongs in a museum

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Jose posted:

reminder that cops in america legally don't have to protect and serve
Haven't you heard the new motto?



Transformers

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

Knight posted:

Haven't you heard the new motto?



Transformers

It would be really funny to sneakily put those stickers on cop cars.

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

gently caress da Mods posted:

video wasnt shown in court

neither the gun etching

i dunno really what else the prosecution could build lol

Video was shown in court. It just wasn’t released before or during for fear of “prejudicial effects” on the officer’s case.

Also, bootlickers say that they couldn’t handcuff Shaver because they would have been exposed, I saw one guy use the term “death funnel,” ignoring they just talked to Shaver on the phone, he’s been completely compliant so why the fear there’s someone else? Not to mention that after they murder him, they just sit in front of the (wrong) hotel door. Like... where was the threat then?

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Boywhiz88 posted:

Video was shown in court. It just wasn’t released before or during for fear of “prejudicial effects” on the officer’s case.

Also, bootlickers say that they couldn’t handcuff Shaver because they would have been exposed, I saw one guy use the term “death funnel,” ignoring they just talked to Shaver on the phone, he’s been completely compliant so why the fear there’s someone else? Not to mention that after they murder him, they just sit in front of the (wrong) hotel door. Like... where was the threat then?

It seems like this is the big problem, to me

Like yeah cops are shooting people they shouldn't be shooting, we knew that, that's why they have to wear bodycams

What's the point of wearing a bodycam if you can't use them to show the jury exactly what happened??

edit: Lol nevermind I completely skipped over that first sentence, I should read posts before replying

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
setup a youtube like site that live streams all cop body cams all the time

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

coptube

I'll make the website

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Love Stole the Day
Nov 4, 2012
Please give me free quality professional advice so I can be a baby about it and insult you

Streak posted:

Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Is Police Brutality Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Put Your Hands Up And Crawl Towards Them Like Nigga Just Do What They Say Haha

Underrated post

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