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The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
Kit is good in the sense that im a lesbian but I want to have sex with him. He will do fine in romcoms and lady oriented schlock even if he never has another serious role.

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Jan 13, 2008




I’m sure most of them will keep regular work, just not staring roles.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

A bunch of them just won't be able to make a career for awhile after this, I think. Give them a few years to distance themselves from the show, the spectre of it will loom too much otherwise. Unless they want to keep playing versions of these characters, at least.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Anyone remember Kit in the ancient greece action epic?

Exactly.

Elman
Oct 26, 2009

The real question is, will D&D ever work again after season 8 and their confederate show?

RoboChrist 9000
Dec 14, 2006

Mater Dolorosa

Elman posted:

The real question is, will D&D ever work again after season 8 and their confederate show?

Someone has to adapt Wild Cards.

Realtalk, though, I don't know. I mean the writing is godawful, of course, but the show is wildly successful. And I'm not a braindead hollywood exec, and yet even I struggle to pinpoint exactly why Game of Thrones is the runaway success it is, despite the drop in quality. It's obviously not the writing, and as the last few posts have observed, it ain't the acting either since with all the deaths the remaining cast are by and large at best simply 'meh' and at worst are people who really shouldn't be acting. And the CGI quality fluctuates wildly, too.

They're going to want to reproduce the success of GOT, but who knows if that means keeping D&D around.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy
Lock 'em up!

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010

Elman posted:

The real question is, will D&D ever work again after season 8 and their confederate show?

Good news, Confederate has been shelved.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


RoboChrist 9000 posted:

Realtalk, though, I don't know. I mean the writing is godawful, of course, but the show is wildly successful. And I'm not a braindead hollywood exec, and yet even I struggle to pinpoint exactly why Game of Thrones is the runaway success it is, despite the drop in quality. It's obviously not the writing, and as the last few posts have observed, it ain't the acting either since with all the deaths the remaining cast are by and large at best simply 'meh' and at worst are people who really shouldn't be acting. And the CGI quality fluctuates wildly, too.

It's sex and violence with a veneer of being respectable television. The Sopranos tried to tone both of those down for its last season and they plunged in ratings. Rome had them and actually good writing but HBO was afraid to spend the money they needed.

Collateral posted:

Good news, Confederate has been shelved.

I can't find evidence that it's been canned, but they've apologized for not announcing it more tactfully.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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The idea for Confederate is an interesting one, but people get wound up over a modern show about black slavery for some reason. Bunch of SJW crybabies if you ask me!

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




Elman posted:

The real question is, will D&D ever work again after season 8 and their confederate show?

I think they've already put the brakes on Confederate tbh, poo poo's on hold.

SaviourX
Sep 30, 2003

The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.

Kavak posted:

Rome had them and actually good writing but HBO was afraid to spend the money they needed.

Rome had tits and Titus and Lucius Roam The Classical World Being Mary Stu's.


e: At least Spartacus had blood and tits as the lure (and bad acting) and then climbed to a dizzying height in the whole production (and then teetered back on down, but, well, so it goes).

kcroy
May 30, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

Blind Sally posted:

i watch the venture bros. gaps between seasons is normal to me.

Yeah, but that totally sucks. I thought that only happened to comics and poo poo. Seems like a great way to lose audience.

lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TK-42-1 posted:

Anyone remember Kit in the ancient greece action epic?

Exactly.

ahem, Roman action epic

:agesilaus:

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

SaviourX posted:

Rome had tits and Titus and Lucius Roam The Classical World Being Mary Stu's.


e: At least Spartacus had blood and tits as the lure (and bad acting) and then climbed to a dizzying height in the whole production (and then teetered back on down, but, well, so it goes).

It seems like Starz is way more willing to also have lots of gratuitous weener in their shows too so at least they're doing better than HBO which is for teenage boys to jerk off to.

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




Spartacus was very good about having a lil something for everyone. Male, female, gay, straight, whatever. You want it?? Spartacus has got it!

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


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Gary’s Answer
American gods has a lot of boners all over the place too plus a man eating vagina so it's a OK with me.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

A lot of pornos have men eating vaginas, so I don't see what's so special about that.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

A lot of pornos have men eating vaginas, so I don't see what's so special about that.

Do your pornos have a dude consumed by pussy? Because if not have I got news for your fetish.

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

A lot of pornos have men eating vaginas, so I don't see what's so special about that.

its quite special

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


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Gary’s Answer
BILQUIS!!!

Malpais Legate
Oct 1, 2014

It bothers me that they dedicated like, the first three episodes worth of Bilquis's screentime to repeated unbirthing scenes. We got the picture of what she does from the first one, guys, even Mr. Gaiman didn't feel the need to show her doing it multiple times.

Anyway I like American Gods (the book) and American Gods (the show) a lot. A lot more than this hot garbage HBO is making GBS threads out.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
i haven't read or watched American Gods so i had to look it up and what the :psyduck::yikes:

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

TK-42-1 posted:

Anyone remember Kit in the ancient greece action epic?

Exactly.

I remember a lot of talk about Kit's abs in that movie. I guess that means the rest of him was in it too.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Malpais Legate posted:

It bothers me that they dedicated like, the first three episodes worth of Bilquis's screentime to repeated unbirthing scenes. We got the picture of what she does from the first one, guys, even Mr. Gaiman didn't feel the need to show her doing it multiple times.

Anyway I like American Gods (the book) and American Gods (the show) a lot. A lot more than this hot garbage HBO is making GBS threads out.

ive never read the book but i watched the show off a rec from a friend. i'm torn on it:

* the first half is really good. sense of mystery, feeling dark without feeling hopeless, memorable characters.

* second half feels like it loses its way. it's suddenly much more explicit about saying "these are literally ancient times gods" and as though they don't trust the audience at all Shadow becomes this total idiot who needs to ask "but who are you, what does this meeeeeeaaaan?" every 5 minutes so that the other characters are constantly re-explaining the already very on the nose and obvious stuff.

i was enjoying the bit with Easter right up until Wednesday actually reveals his identity (which you already figured out if you're not a dummy) and it's like, well there goes all the fun and mystery.

Malpais Legate
Oct 1, 2014

cis autodrag posted:

ive never read the book but i watched the show off a rec from a friend. i'm torn on it:

* the first half is really good. sense of mystery, feeling dark without feeling hopeless, memorable characters.

* second half feels like it loses its way. it's suddenly much more explicit about saying "these are literally ancient times gods" and as though they don't trust the audience at all Shadow becomes this total idiot who needs to ask "but who are you, what does this meeeeeeaaaan?" every 5 minutes so that the other characters are constantly re-explaining the already very on the nose and obvious stuff.

i was enjoying the bit with Easter right up until Wednesday actually reveals his identity (which you already figured out if you're not a dummy) and it's like, well there goes all the fun and mystery.

Yeah the scene where Wednesday actually announces his identity was really hammy and poorly done. The trouble with the show is that it's not keeping the tone of the book, which makes it struggle to reconcile the new tone with the plot. There have been a lot of changes that don't really add anything, they've just done it to use the flashy sfx budget Starz gave them. poo poo is all sorts of out of order because they're running this effects show.

That being said, the fourth(?) episode Git Gone was something that wasn't in the book but was really good and was something I wished the book had given me. It ain't flawless but I'll take it over GoT any day.

SaviourX
Sep 30, 2003

The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.

AG was seriously my favourite book for like 5 years, and while I'm glad they didn't entirely gently caress it up in the show (haven't watched), I'm not surprised that they hosed with it in any capacity. Pointing out the identities seems realllly dumb, though. Like, it's a decent enough story even if you don't know all the myths involved.

Oh, and all the millennials/people who haven't heard of myths going 'WhoooOaaa a vagina that eats dudes woowweewow that's soooo crazy' are tiresome.

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

2 in the pinklage, one in the Dinklage

Malpais Legate
Oct 1, 2014

The scene right at the end of season 1 where Ostara takes away spring was really loving cool. I also loved the like 900 Jesuses just hanging around her place. Kristen Chenoweth wasn't my idea for the character, but she does well in the role.

Yeah, dropping the names and mystery before the House on the Rock carousel is really going to sap the energy from the midbook reveal.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


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Gary’s Answer

Malpais Legate posted:

The scene right at the end of season 1 where Ostara takes away spring was really loving cool. I also loved the like 900 Jesuses just hanging around her place. Kristen Chenoweth wasn't my idea for the character, but she does well in the role.

Yeah, dropping the names and mystery before the House on the Rock carousel is really going to sap the energy from the midbook reveal.

yeah, like I said the Easter scene was amazing right up until the Wednesday reveal.

also I'm from Wisconsin so the fact that House on the Rock is an Important Place is really doing it for me. it makes total sense too: the guy who built and filled that place had this perverse idea of loving with people's idea of antiquity. there's loads of authentic antiques in there that he had restored and done up to look like they were bought new from a department store, and loads of things he had custom made while he was building the house that were deliberately made to look like real antiques when they're not. it totally fits with the theme of trying to revive this religious piece of antiquity in the modern era.

also it's loving bullshit that gillian anderson doesn't get main credits but the other two new gods do. she has way more screen time and is way more enthralling than either of them.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
is it out yet?

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

syscall girl posted:

is it out yet?

Yes.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

No the book, is the book out yet?

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy
Good.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

IRQ posted:

No the book, is the book out yet?

Yes.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!


But this is the GRRM thread so no means yes.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

Also how on earth has Gurm not yet been outed as a sex monster in today's current climate?

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


-Reaching across a con table to a woman's behind is too much energy.
-Means getting up from the Jets game.
-Erect penis is smothered by gut.

Take your pick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs

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Cornflakes
Dec 3, 2006

He seems like the kinda guy who gets it all out in his work

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