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Loxbourne posted:It's time for another effortpost! Loxbourne's Fireside Chats? Regardless, I've talked about the "Tenets of the Faithful" and I think we've gathered enough data by now to actually map those tenets out. I'm not suggesting a backer actually prays to these like genuine catechisms, but these are the fundamental beliefs of a heavily invested backer who we'd consider a "cultist". They're the scaffolding holding up the Dreams, and the Citizens' self-identities along with them. If you contradict one, by accident or design, the Citizen WILL respond and you will have an internet fight on your hands. An excellent post. The only thing I would add is a few lines dedicated to backer on backer action and the way of the refund (getting thrown out of the cult and all) really a great read loxbourne E: cultist catte is watching you pledge Combat Theory fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Dec 12, 2017 |
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AP posted:If we're honest for a second, in 2017 who can seriously put their hand on their heart and say these idiots don't deserve to get scammed? this thread and the people in it, including you AP, have given me endless hours of chuckles, heart warming slice of life stories and cat pictures your bug report posts have made me lol more than once let them keep this tire fire burning forever
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TheAgent posted:Experience Required: Working with an out-of-touch 90s has been, propelled into nerddom by hilariously broken people. 24 to 36 months of continual crunch may be necessary. Anyone from Gazillion, Ion Storm or Lionhead should immediately respond. Applicants must possess the following: - Have a 1,000 yard stare - Able to gain weight due to stress eating - When appearing on camera, act like you don't give a flying gently caress how things are going
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Colostomy Bag posted:Applicants must possess the following:
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[HELP] Wife's Son Spent My Citcoin on Chinese Research Chemicals
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they broke game pad controls in the latest release how can crobbo play his own game now
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Incitatus posted:So at the animation studio, they don't have a lead or senior animator. As long as Ol’ Goldenhands can keep putting little white balls on actors and imagine himself directing a space opera, everything is fine. Things that don’t matter: - Quality of actor’s performance - Quality/format/compatibility of mocap data - Turning raw mocap data into working animations - Making animations available in the game engine - Gameplay that necessitates the animations - Gameplay - Game - Moons
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Sheeiitt. He has no time to play when he is coding it. Now that I think about it, that explains a lot of things...
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AP posted:If we're honest for a second, in 2017 who can seriously put their hand on their heart and say these idiots don't deserve to get scammed? I just wanna see what happens when they realize it's over
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Phi230 posted:I just wanna see what happens when they realize it's over They pitch even harder for the next thing, but now they *know* Goons are to blame.
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TheAgent posted:Experience Required: Working with an out-of-touch 90s has been, propelled into nerddom by hilariously broken people. 24 to 36 months of continual crunch may be necessary. Anyone from Gazillion, Ion Storm or Lionhead should immediately respond. Just yesterday I discovered that the guy who did the AI programming at Lionhead is the founder of the DeepMind company in Cambridge that got bought by Google He did the AI for Black & White, and now they have a general purpose reinforced learning AI that can learn how to everything
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Phi230 posted:I just wanna see what happens when they realize it's over The robot nurse comes in to change their bedpan and fill up their dementia medication.
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crobbler sneaks in during the night and adds new spinlocks to the code it would be funny if they added a bunch of spinlocks then just removed a couple now and then so they can claim their netcode optimization is working
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I still can't and will never fathom how someone spends 40k on a video game that does the mental gymnastics to justify it. The level of mental illness required is astounding.
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Phi230 posted:I just wanna see what happens when they realize it's over http://jumpgate-tri.org/
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They did a Serialized Variable Range Culling Network Test but it didn't have a noticable effect
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spinlocks, the fidget spinners of coding or something
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TheAgent posted:spinlocks, the fidget spinners of coding Now I just want another Need for Speed Underground 2. All car games must have spinners, or they are inherently inferior.
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tuo posted:gonna binge watch Breaking Bad with this new insight, I'll be right back Yeah, I don't eat fried foods. ----------------
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SomethingJones posted:He did the AI for Black & White, and now they have a general purpose reinforced learning AI that can learn how to everything Do you have to keep slapping it to stop it eating the villagers? TheAgent posted:spinlocks, the fidget spinners of coding Back in my day we had bearings and autism was engineering. D_Smart posted:Yeah, I don't eat fried foods. I *knew* you were a monster.
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Bayonnefrog posted:Sorry new person here so forgive if most know you already but how do you know this? Hello Bayonnefrog! There's a good rule for self preservation that I would like to suggest to you. Dont go chasing rabbits with stuff like this. You will see a lot of calls in this thread. Some of which claim happenings of the future that should/could happen, some illuminate happenings of the past. Your question shouldn't be "how does he know" because that inevitably leads to the demand of "proof that you know" i know this from personal experience. The burden of proof is with the caller, he knows that when he posts. So not adding a source means 2 things, either he is pulling your strings for entertainment or he can't share the source for security reasons (this sounds like a joke in the context about a vaporware video game, but it is not, again as with this I would source, but I can't and it's up to you if you believe it or not) An important part of getting to know the thread is getting to know the posters, the typical "callers", the gimmicks and the like. Because in the end a lot of what is called about future happenings or the circumstances of past happenings simply can't be sourced in public. If you are not sure, if something sounds too funny to be true, find yourself a nice answer that shows that. This is a comedy forum. Your posts and everyone else's posts should be rotating around one idea. Entertaining others, with humor. So if you are skeptical about something, but you would like if it was true, for the added hilarity, simply post something like this You can show that it sounds too funny for you to believe, without putting the op into the situation to proof something that he doesn't want to, either because it is not true, or because it is and it would put people into an uncomfortable position.
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Combat Theory posted:Hello Bayonnefrog! Do you have any proof for this?
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Sickening posted:I still can't and will never fathom how someone spends 40k on a video game that does the mental gymnastics to justify it. The level of mental illness required is astounding. I mean thats basically a car payment for the year putting 40k into a single game would make me question my sanity. and this is coming from a guy who casually drops hundreds on hearthstone packs after a day at the bar
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SomethingJones posted:Lead Animator That job was posted (according to their own site) back in April and still isn't filled. They are just bumping the job posting. •Positive •Inherent ability to bring out the best in people, remains positive, ability to motivate your team •an openness to critique •Passion and constant drive •Strong interest in science fiction based themes Yeah, all of these things are kind of warning signs - it gives off a slight whiff of "we have a high turnover and we keep losing staff - please can we have someone experienced as gently caress, eternally optimistic, with a thick skin and the ability to work every loving waking hour on spacemans with no overtime". According to their site, most of their positions have been unfilled since early this year.
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Hav posted:Do you have to keep slapping it to stop it eating the villagers? Ok this made me lol and almost choke
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Daztek posted:Do you have any proof for this? We're sorry, that information is not available at your current security clearance.
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D_Smart posted:Yeah, I don't eat fried foods. I mean come on, I've cut out red meat and pork, but gently caress me if I'm giving up French fries some days it's the only thing holding my life together
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cynic posted:That job was posted (according to their own site) back in April and still isn't filled. They are just bumping the job posting. The position of "Visionary CEO" has gone unfilled since launch.
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D_Smart posted:Yeah, I don't eat fried foods. How do you feel about a pizza, half Canadian bacon with pineapple, half artichoke with pesto, light on the cheese?
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SomethingJones posted:Ok this made me lol and almost choke
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TheAgent posted:I prob drop $5k a year overall, including hardware, and I think that's a pretty expensive threshold Lol, I bet you play priest
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cynic posted:According to their site, most of their positions have been unfilled since early this year. they have a very, very bad reputation among devs and no one I know would ever promote them as a place to work they are toxic as gently caress and are really struggling to find decently experienced people to hire
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trucutru posted:Lol, I bet you play priest
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(gently caress razas forever btw)
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Daztek posted:Pretty good to you finally posting here, Bribase Using my unique thread reading skills, now about -5 pages to go, how come Bribase, who literally just got here, is now probated??! Man, these loving clowns can't get anything right. ----------------
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Ladies and gentleman, if someone asks you, "What does Cognitive Dissonance mean?" You can utter one word. TarkaRoshe.
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SomethingJones posted:Ok this made me lol and almost choke Result! TheAgent posted:I mean come on, I've cut out red meat and pork, but gently caress me if I'm giving up French fries Same, but calimari. Because I'm fancy.
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TheAgent posted:I really do think they are at the 200 or less full time staff at this point I would go work there. I say this unironically. I would fill any position they like, and work as many hours as they need, under a single hiring condition: I get to tell Chris "No." I get to say that on any idea I think is stupid, he has to accept, and the idea has to be dropped. I am allowed one "No" every 5 minutes. One per minute during my first month to help catch up. I will deliver the game in 2 years.
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D_Smart posted:Using my unique thread reading skills, now about -5 pages to go, how come Bribase, who literally just got here, is now probated??! Man, these loving clowns can't get anything right. He didn't post his balls.
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Derek, I'm sure thats surface detail with a better gimmick now I approve tho
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