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Tokamak posted:To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Metal Gear Solid. The political commentary is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of international politics most of the meaning will go over a typical gamer’s head. When I want apt political commentary I usually go play Metal Wolf Chaos but MGS does indeed deliver on that front too. Fatte catte tax: 
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On the fourth day of Chrismas Chris Roberts gave to me Four polished turds Three con men Two turtlenecks And an invite to Evocati
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Dec 13, 2017 01:02
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D_Smart posted:Yeah, I don't eat fried foods. Do it or I give Ben a raise!
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Dec 13, 2017 01:03
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Toops posted:What the gently caress is wrong with these people Liking his wifu background! Obviously his girlfriend in real life! Sorry not real.
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Dec 13, 2017 01:05
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Abuminable posted:On the fourth day of Chrismas Chris Roberts gave to me On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me! FIVE Derek Blogs Four polished turds Three con men Two turtlenecks And an invite to Evocati
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Dec 13, 2017 01:06
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The recent spate of communications regarding network code changes in recent patches, the emphasis on <magic word> network-related testing and scheduling the network god for a presentation to the faithful seems to be payback from the other devs and community managers for speaking out of turn. 1. You said netcode was working fine. So how about we tell everyone that it isn't fine by pointing out that it is being updated and needs focused testing. 2. We're gonna let you feed the wolves directly, instead of semi-anonymously via text. That should send a clear message to any other devs who feel like speaking out of turn, but are not quickly replaceable. If they were deep in networking guys, I'm pretty sure he would have been disavowed and memory-holed by now.
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Dec 13, 2017 01:07
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TheAgent posted:I am Dereks alter, the fat white guy who loves alcohol and fried foods well it is simple black and white issue actually. 
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Dec 13, 2017 01:08
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Lladre posted:But guy's like that Michu feller are broken in the brain in the sort of way that while they will get taken advantage of, and will be taken advantage of in the future like a loyal dog who thinks their master is coming back after leaving the on the side of the road. He's a small sapling in a dense forest, surrounded on every side by ancient oaks and redwoods, strangled of light for he is not tall, strangled of water for his roots are not deep. He will suffer and then die. This is the way of the forest.
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Dec 13, 2017 01:11
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monkeytek posted:Liking his wifu background! Obviously his girlfriend in real life! How much you wanna bet that's Clifford aka Miku's desktop.
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Dec 13, 2017 01:12
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Cloud Imperium Games LLC updated their California Statement of Information on 12/6/17 (2 years late). The only changes of note are they finally notified the state that they are no longer on Sunset Blvd. and they changed the business activities from "Game Development and Publishing" to "Game Development" So maybe they need a publisher now? e: They also created a new LLC on 11/30/17. Roberts Space Industries LLC (a separate entity from Roberts Space Industries Corp) Golli fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Dec 13, 2017 |
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Dec 13, 2017 01:13
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Toops posted:How much you wanna bet that's Clifford aka Miku's desktop. Dude, it's right in the name. No way his desktop wallpaper isn't some creepy fan-made 34d rendering of the anime ponytail woman. e: gently caress it that was supposed to say 3d but i think 34d works there too so im leaving it
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Dec 13, 2017 01:14
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Beet Wagon posted:The best thing about all the guys screaming for first person fidelity and maximum box-loading immersion is they're the same idiot morons who are going to do everything in their power to skip all that poo poo once it ends up in game. Any would be developers out there. Never listen to your community, they will ruin your loving game. They will do everything they can to destroy it.
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Dec 13, 2017 01:14
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Beet Wagon posted:Dude, it's right in the name. No way his desktop wallpaper isn't some creepy fan-made 34d rendering of the anime ponytail woman. 
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Dec 13, 2017 01:18
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Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the verse Not a citizen was stirring, not even an Osiris; The jpegs were hung by the computer with care, In hopes that St. Roberts soon would be there; The manchildren were nestled all snug in their wankpod beds; While visions of space rape gangs danced in their heads; And mamma in her bedroom, and I in my snoop cap, Had just settled my smoothbrain for a soon to be out 3.0 nap, When out on the landing pad there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my wankpod to see what was the matter.
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Dec 13, 2017 01:20
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Foo Diddley posted:I can't wait for the Galactic Historian Lecture This whole fiasco has been a history lesson of galactic proportions.
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Dec 13, 2017 01:20
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Dec 13, 2017 01:24
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monkeytek posted:On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me! On the sixth day of Christmas, Chris Roberts gave to me Six bankers lending FIVE Derek Blogs Four polished turds Three con men Two turtlenecks And an invite to Evocati. E: I can't spell. Nanako the Narc fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Dec 13, 2017 |
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Dec 13, 2017 01:25
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Toops posted:How much you wanna bet that's Clifford aka Miku's desktop. I would take the bet but the last time I did I ended up shaved in places no man should ever venture.
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Dec 13, 2017 01:34
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The comedy of games starts like this Our dreams are way too big for the likes of Chris And so Sandi, she divines this alternative They'll sell fake ships and hope whoever buys them from their store Is kind enough to buy some more And, pledging, that's pretty much how it's been ever since Now the Kickstarter left a few issues to address Like, say, that most of the game hadn't even been thought up yet So somebody's got to code the physics while I advertise more ships I'd do it myself, but what, are you going to deal with the spergs? He says as soon as he gets back from Paris, we can switch It's hard not to fall in love with something so hopeless Backers, I hope we don't end up regretting this Comedy, now that's what I call pure comedy Just wait until the part where they start to believe That they can do almost anything And some "all-powerful" being endowed this horror show with meaning Oh, their ships are all the best They worship the Devs and they're totally obsessed With rape fantasies, updated ship stats, boring lore, an expensive and bland decor And they get terribly upset When you question their sacred texts Written by woman-hating epileptics Their languages just serve to confuse them Their confusion somehow makes them more sure They build fortunes bilking mental illness And send out shills to maintain perceived allure Why do they hate these Goons just trying to help them? What makes these clowns they idolize so remarkable? These morons are hell-bent on fashioning new lives So they can go on without confronting their own Oh comedy, their illusions they've no choice but to believe Their horizons that just forever recede And how's this for irony, their idea of being free is a prison of beliefs That they never ever have to leave Oh comedy, oh it's like something that a madman would conceive! The only thing that seems to make them feel alive is a several hour drive But the only thing that they request is something to buy to warp with Until there's nothing left to theft Just random pledges made simply out of spite I hate to say it, but Derek Smart was right
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Dec 13, 2017 01:35
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On the seventh day of Christmas, Chris Roberts gave to me Seven frames per second Six bankers lending FIVE Derek Blogs Four polished turds Three con men Two turtlenecks And an invite to Evocati. Scruffpuff fucked around with this message at 01:42 on Dec 13, 2017 |
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Dec 13, 2017 01:38
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Mirificus posted:https://twitter.com/iq_derek/status/940542454650023936 TheAgent posted:fyi any and all Norwegian ladyboys are welcome to PM myself or The Titanic 
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Dec 13, 2017 01:42
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In case you missed it, an earlier Cottee column about Star Citizen: https://www.pcpowerplay.com.au/feature/the-star-killer,468095 quote:One day a gamer with vivid memories of playing Wing Commander back in the 1980s entered an antique store and picked up a cursed monkey paw. Whilst inspecting the curio, he absent-mindedly said to himself: “Man, those old Chris Roberts space shooters were great, but I wish he had unlimited time and money to make a game that could truly live up to his vision.” With a sinister creak, one of the fingers curled. The shop-keeper rang up the purchase, and to the aging nerd spoke two ominous words: “No refunds.” Also: https://twitter.com/J_Cottee/status/926438419655307264
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Dec 13, 2017 01:43
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On the eighth day of Christmas, Chris Roberts gave to me (Ben) Eight all the pies Seven frames per second Six bankers lending FIVE Derek Blogs Four polished tuds Three con men Two turtlenecks And an invite to Evocati.
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Dec 13, 2017 01:45
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On the ninth day of Christmas, Chris Roberts gave to me nine server farms (Ben) Eight all the pies Seven frames per second Six bankers lending FIVE Derek Blogs Four polished tuds Three con men oh for fucks sake let me fuckin finish!
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Dec 13, 2017 01:50
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Mu77ley posted:On the eighth day of Christmas, Chris Roberts gave to me No offense, doesn't really roll off the tongue. A minor refactor: Eight donuts eaten
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Dec 13, 2017 01:50
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Colostomy Bag posted:No offense, doesn't really roll off the tongue. Voting for this
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Dec 13, 2017 01:51
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intardnation posted:On the ninth day of Christmas, Chris Roberts gave to me Ten united stimpires nine server farms (Ben) Eight all the pies Seven frames per second Six bankers lending FIVE Derek Blogs Four polished turds Three con men Two turtlenecks And an invite to Evocati. ComfyPants fucked around with this message at 01:59 on Dec 13, 2017 |
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Dec 13, 2017 01:51
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I'd just like to say for the record that I did spell-correct "tuds".
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Dec 13, 2017 01:56
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Scruffpuff posted:I'd just like to say for the record that I did spell-correct "tuds".  My terrible spelling strikes again. I'll edit my post.
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Dec 13, 2017 01:59
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Foo Diddley posted:Voting for this Glad to see I have your support. BTW, glad you got that $20 I slipped ya for the bribe.
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Dec 13, 2017 02:02
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Sunswipe posted:Am I back at school? It's been a long time since I've seen or heard "You're gay" meaning "You are literally a homosexual" as an insult. The insult is more that Derek's boyfriend is Milo Yabadabadoo.
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Dec 13, 2017 02:03
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See? The Agent? How can you look at those baby blues and not see some abandoned pup at the side of the road?
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Dec 13, 2017 02:05
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Santa is getting lazy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TGTYOS44H4&t=1487s 
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Dec 13, 2017 02:14
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Sarsapariller posted:I really wanted to do the Croberts bear but it wasn't in the thread recap. That's a shocking oversight imo. The battle angel alita movie is taking a bit too much license for my taste
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Dec 13, 2017 02:15
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ComfyPants posted:Ten united stimpires On the eleventh day of Christmas, Chris Roberts gave to me Eleven Whales a-buying Ten united stimpires nine server farms (Ben) Eight all the pies Seven frames per second Six bankers lending FIVE Derek Blogs Four polished turds Three con men Two turtlenecks And an invite to Evocati.
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Dec 13, 2017 02:16
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Preen Dog posted:Santa is getting lazy. They're like jittery tumbleweeds
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Dec 13, 2017 02:17
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Foo Diddley posted:That list Joe Blobbers is a Star Citizen treasure trove of hilarity. ----------------
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Dec 13, 2017 02:19
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Lots of pressure to get the 12th day right. The suspense is killing me...
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Dec 13, 2017 02:20
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Preen Dog posted:Santa is getting lazy. It just keeps going!
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TheAgent posted:by the way, Clive Johnson hasn't produced an mmo ever and here's his networking creds Yeah. And he's lead network dev on Star Citizen. Makes sense if you ask me. 
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