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just get your servant to hold the device
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holding and using your phone with one hand was a foolhardy fever dream of steve jobs tim knows your phone is so important to your life that it should require your full physical and mental attention at all times to use iphonxi will feature a new engagement enforcement technology that if you do not touch the phone with both hands and keep constant eye contact with the screen it will violently detonate, the screen and casing splitting using the new ifrag that we think you're going to love
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Dec 12, 2017 19:55
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actually, the new iphone will be iphone y
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cinci zoo sniper posted:actually, the new iphone will be iphone y iphoney, iphoney, leave me aloney
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Dec 12, 2017 20:44
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ok fine it can have a tiny bezel on the side like on the 10.5 to put your stupid thumbs but thats it
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Dec 12, 2017 21:32
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so apparently by default safari doesn't show the url at all for pages with a ev cert even though the names attached to ev certs aren't unique brilliant design
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Dec 12, 2017 21:34
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Stymie posted:holding and using your phone with one hand was a foolhardy fever dream of steve jobs you should get into the beta program imo
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Dec 12, 2017 22:04
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airport extreme update released, couldn’t be arsed to provide a changelog or even update the latest firmware version on the website, so it’s probably just a fix for krack
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probably with an extra 3 security bugs sprinkled on top since apple seems to really really not like unit testing these days
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poty posted:a paper notebook doesnt have bezels It's probably equivalent to a margin.
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pram posted:you should get into the beta program imo 
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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:airport extreme update released, couldn’t be arsed to provide a changelog or even update the latest firmware version on the website, so it’s probably just a fix for krack https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT208354 https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT208258
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-h5Mhlt6O0
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gunmetal ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ
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Dec 12, 2017 23:45
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we'll all be able to buy a much needed $5,000 imac pro soon
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too cheap. theres a slim chance some proles might get their hands on one. steve come back
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:we'll all be able to buy a much needed $5,000 imac pro soon "pro" because literally nothing is upgradeable
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Dec 13, 2017 00:08
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I want a Mac Pro with slots and drive bays. gently caress you jony, I don’t give a poo poo how it looks.
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Dec 13, 2017 00:09
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The Management posted:I want a Mac Pro with slots and drive bays. gently caress you jony, I don’t give a poo poo how it looks. also cooling. it should be able to sustain a workload.
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Dec 13, 2017 00:10
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im the awkward box covering the stand
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The Management posted:also cooling. it should be able to sustain a workload. lol a "pro" workload is running photoshop elements to auto-retouch the jpegs pulled off your $10k dslr nobody has used a mac for anything more involved than that since they ditched the cheese grater
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WilWheaton posted:im the awkward box covering the stand because this "pro" workstation doesn't have a height adjustable display
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tbf "pro" to most computer touchers is an 8 year old rack server running 2008r2 and being remoted into on a 4:3 lcd e: the mouse is on a dirty mouse pad and the sensitivity is 2 clicks from minimum
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The Management posted:I want a Mac Pro with slots and drive bays. gently caress you jony, I don’t give a poo poo how it looks. also haven't u heard? you don't need slots and drive bays, all that poo poo is thunderbolt external peripheral boxes now. that's why buddy's got an 8-disk jbod box on he desk need some dsps or a compute card? just dump em in your external pci-e enclosure need discrete graphics that aren't some amd firegl shitheap? lol, no you don't this is osx, what are you even going to use them for?
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Dec 13, 2017 00:21
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if you need that then maybe buy a different computer?
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its like people bitching about the macbook "oh I can't plug my 30 usb peripherals in at the same time and an external monitor and my headphones" then loving buy something that will let you do that, and not this thing that wont
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the point is this is supposed to be a "pro" mac. up until 2012 that was a feature of the macs pro, then that stopped being a feature of macs of any stripe. the only way to buy a mac that will do that is to buy a used cheese grater mac pro from 2012
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Dec 13, 2017 00:44
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so people keep making fun of pro branded bullshit with no usable ports or expandability
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infernal machines posted:also haven't u heard? you don't need slots and drive bays, all that poo poo is thunderbolt external peripheral boxes now. that's why buddy's got an 8-disk jbod box on he desk I was literally looking to buy an external pcie enclosure to do this a few weeks ago. but then I did the math on the cost and said gently caress it. I did buy a laptop cooler (blue leds, yo) so that I can keep using my MacBook “pro” without major thermal throttling. gently caress you jony.
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the hack jonny ives made a bad laptop and blamed NVidia so now you cant have good video cards.
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just need to make an aftermarket phase change cooler (read: air conditioner) that mounts conveniently over the back of this imac pro, to enable it to run at maximum performance
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Dec 13, 2017 01:20
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my 2017 macintosh notebook professional has had a grand total of one (1) things plugged into it so far: the charging cable thanks to its All Day Battery Life, i'm not even mad that i gotta flip the whole dang thing upside down to charge it
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Dec 13, 2017 01:20
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this is the current state-of-the-art solution for macs pro expandability https://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/1043540-REG/sonnet_xmac_ps_xmac_pro_server_pcie.html  
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Dec 13, 2017 01:23
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just build a loving hackintosh lmao
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NEED MORE MILK posted:just buy a loving optiplex lmao
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its a mountable tower for your cpu, ram, drives, and pci cards. they have invented a tower
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infernal machines posted:this is the current state-of-the-art solution for macs pro expandability the mac pro was such a stupid design and I can't believe apple let it out into the wild like that
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akadajet posted:the mac pro was such a stupid design and I can't believe apple let it out into the wild like that can’t innovate, my rear end lol even at the time I thought that was going to bite him in that huge fat rear end
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akadajet posted:the mac pro was such a stupid design and I can't believe apple let it out into the wild like that image you had a computer that uses proprietary components because of its rather curious design, and any other hardware you want to attach to it now has to occupy your entire desk now that's innovative. brave even. infernal machines fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Dec 13, 2017 |
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