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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

SomeJazzyRat posted:

I'm glad the death eaters found love. Though it's a little vague, I can't really tell if it was one of the normal ones or the one that had a shirt that said "Hermione Has Forgotten How to Dance" and whose face was then dipped in mud by Hermionie (who she was then dipped in hot sauce by Harry).

As best I could tell, the Death Eaters challenge Ron and Hermione to a dance-off.

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MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
Did Harry fall down those stares because of his lack of eyes, or was it an intentional anti-Voldemort thing? This is important.

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

This is a timely moment for a reminder that Wizard People, Dear Reader is a hilarious and wonderful work of art.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



fishtobaskets
Feb 22, 2007

It's not about butthole pleasures
Lipstick Apathy
Several long pumpkins fell out of McGonagall.

Flaggy
Jul 6, 2007

Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair



Grimey Drawer
Is there a way to get more? My kid and wife just finished the series and were laughing until they were crying at that.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I think the predictive text written Scrubs episode was earlier in this thread, and it was even more hilarious.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Yeah, here it is.
https://twitter.com/botnikstudios/status/921020449043111936?lang=en

This is an amazing one too
https://twitter.com/jamieabrew/status/695060640931549184?lang=en

Pakled has a new favorite as of 06:56 on Dec 13, 2017

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Yoshi Wins posted:

This is a timely moment for a reminder that Wizard People, Dear Reader is a hilarious and wonderful work of art.

RONNY THE BEAR

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

You can also use their predictive keyboards to write your own stuff at http://apps.botnik.org

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Woebin posted:

You can also use their predictive keyboards to write your own stuff at http://apps.botnik.org

Let's train it to post in a SA subforum

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Woebin posted:

You can also use their predictive keyboards to write your own stuff at http://apps.botnik.org

This could turn D&D republican

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Woebin posted:

You can also use their predictive keyboards to write your own stuff at http://apps.botnik.org

quote:

Now the sun has disappeared all is darkness and pain is all around

drat, Simon and Garfunkel.

Edit: I have 400 megs of comments culled from freerepublic.com. Just putting that out there.

I had to shut down the rnn I was training, because the loss rate was getting worse, and it costing me like $500/month even as a spot instance.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Let's train it to post in a SA subforum

A guy did that in D&D with the posts of a libertarian shithead who used to post there and made it into a twitter bot.


To answer the obvious question - the bot was about as coherent as the normal bullshit libertarians spew.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

RFC2324 posted:



Miss New Zealand

E: I guess its less funny since she died a month ago :(

Weird - the picture looks a lot older than that :shrug:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Let's train it to post in a SA subforum

"The bot just rendered goatse in perfect ascii and then killed itself."

morallyobjected
Nov 3, 2012
https://twitter.com/ktumulty/status/940660545144983552

https://twitter.com/JohnKerry/status/940711733135642624

budgieinspector
Mar 24, 2006

According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

Yoshi Wins posted:

This is a timely moment for a reminder that Wizard People, Dear Reader is a hilarious and wonderful work of art.

Link the drat art!

https://youtu.be/u981JhkK46o

Timely since the first two HP movies are kinda Christmassy

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

root beer
Nov 13, 2005


Nice to see David Dees is responding well to his new medication.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
I started typing out "The joke doesn't even work, Streisand's name is spelled Barbra and not Barbara" but I thought I'd better double check and it turns out that she was actually christened Barbara but later changed it because she wanted to be more unique. Huh, I learned something today.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I started typing out "The joke doesn't even work, Streisand's name is spelled Barbra and not Barbara" but I thought I'd better double check and it turns out that she was actually christened Barbara but later changed it because she wanted to be more unique. Huh, I learned something today.

Learning is good.
Tomorrow, I will teach you, how to put
egg
in a bottle. I will teach you, how to put
big thangs
in a bottle. I call this sciänce,
or an atwick.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




That's some otherworldly depth of field, goddamn


E: gonna guess synthetic/portrait mode huh

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I started typing out "The joke doesn't even work, Streisand's name is spelled Barbra and not Barbara" but I thought I'd better double check and it turns out that she was actually christened Barbara but later changed it because she wanted to be more unique. Huh, I learned something today.

Pretty sure her name was Brahbrah.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


The ancient art... of seduction.

"be very tender when you want to be very attractive but if you prefer your guests hungry you will not allow them to use the meat"

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Let's train it to post in a SA subforum

On it.

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

SA Forums > This poo poo Writes Itself

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

Jerry Cotton posted:

Learning is good.
Tomorrow, I will teach you, how to put
egg
in a bottle. I will teach you, how to put
big thangs
in a bottle. I call this sciänce,
or an atwick.

This guy still hasn't taught me how to put an egg across.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Rolo posted:

SA Forums > This poo poo Writes Itself

Just uploaded about 150 pages worth of USPOL. Waiting for it to be completed. I didn't edit out all the "SomethingAwful LLC" stuff so that's probably gonna make it crummy. Have to go to work, so this experiment is going to be put on hold until about 7pm tonight, unless someone else wants to dive in.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Two Feet From Bread
Apr 20, 2009

I'm. A. Fucking. Nazi.

please punch me in the face
i love it
give it to me daddy
College Slice

This is bringing me out of a lovely mood. Thank you for this.

Favorite parts:
'What about Ron magic' - Ron
Harry dipping dead Death Eaters in hot sauce and then getting hungry.

E:
Honorable mention:
Harry falling down the stairs for the rest of the summer.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Paladinus posted:

Pretty sure her name was Brahbrah.

My friend's autistic 15 year old son got a cat recently and named it Brahbrah and none of us could figure that one out...

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Two Feet From Bread posted:

Honorable mention:
Harry falling down the stairs for the rest of the summer.

The best part about this is that the way the stairs work at Hogwarts makes this hilariously plausible.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

Two Feet From Bread posted:

Favorite parts:
Harry dipping dead Death Eaters in hot sauce and then getting hungry.

Actually, it was Hermione who dipped the Death Eater in mud for wearing a shirt that suggested she forgot how to dance. Harry dipped Hermione in hot sauce while complaining about how handsome Ron was.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Hermione had to wear tight pants and a sports bra, so she enjoyed every minute of being dipped in hot sauce.

Hermione tried to put her hair up but wasn't allowed to. Harry said no. So she did to her hair like where girls pretend to pull their hair back.

Hermione was wet just like the Death Eater because the test was in a tank of hot sauce.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

It's weird that nobody is posting what was the clear highlight of the piece for me: Dumbledore telling a pig that "you are Hagrid now."

DeadlyMuffin
Jul 3, 2007


Data Graham posted:

That's some otherworldly depth of field, goddamn


E: gonna guess synthetic/portrait mode huh

Or just a fast lens and large aperture on a camera with a decent sensor size.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

FactsAreUseless posted:

It's weird that nobody is posting what was the clear highlight of the piece for me: Dumbledore telling a pig that "you are Hagrid now."

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Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAw3V8ScLeI

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