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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Generic Monk posted:

i have no idea how shazam was making money actually.

I believe users search for a song and get an iTunes/Amazon purchase link once the songs's been identified. Shazam would then take a cut of the MP3 purchase. Basically referral links!

I don't know whether that's the bulk of their revenue, but it would explain why they were acquired for only a fraction of their earlier valuation -- the purchases of MP3s have tanked as streaming has picked up.

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ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013

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the writer of the article posted:

In 2016, Patreon boasted that 7,960 users were now making over $100 a month, which struck me as such an insignificant monthly income to brag about. Around the same time, the company reportedly had 25,000 creators, meaning only 31 percent of Patreon’s users were making over a hundred bucks.

Stepping back a page, but this points out the reality of crowdfunding (if we treat patreon as such) websites: very, very, very few people make any real money on them. Also, hilarious placement for a Macallan whiskey ad.

Generic Monk
Oct 31, 2011

Trabant posted:

I believe users search for a song and get an iTunes/Amazon purchase link once the songs's been identified. Shazam would then take a cut of the MP3 purchase. Basically referral links!

I don't know whether that's the bulk of their revenue, but it would explain why they were acquired for only a fraction of their earlier valuation -- the purchases of MP3s have tanked as streaming has picked up.

yea i don't get they got some form of kickback from online stores for including them on the results page. at least on iphone they've very heavily featured apple music for ages so u do get streaming links, although the value of those is probably so low as to be practically meaningless.

come to think of it at least in the uk there were a few tv adverts that told you to shazam the advert to 'enrich your experience' or something. i can't really think of anything i'd like to do less but some cokehead marketer probably got a nice bonus for that idea

ryonguy posted:


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Stepping back a page, but this points out the reality of crowdfunding (if we treat patreon as such) websites: very, very, very few people make any real money on them. Also, hilarious placement for a Macallan whiskey ad.

in the brave new libertarian paradise that is functionally indistinguishable from victorian paternalism the only proles not in the workhouse will be the ones cranking out podcasts and furry porn

i wonder what chapo is actually doing with their money? the only major improvement in production quality this year is shouty matt 'shoes look like a fam' christman's audio not clipping to gently caress the entire time. hope they're paying their guests bigly at least

Generic Monk fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Dec 12, 2017

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



ryonguy posted:


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Stepping back a page, but this points out the reality of crowdfunding (if we treat patreon as such) websites: very, very, very few people make any real money on them. Also, hilarious placement for a Macallan whiskey ad.

I'm the missing one 100-500$ bar

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013

Brain Curry posted:

I'm the missing one 100-500$ bar

Ha ha, I didn't notice that. Good eye. Still doesn't change the sentiment that nobody is making much money; even if that bar accounts for 99% of users, it's still less than $500 a month.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

ryonguy posted:

Ha ha, I didn't notice that. Good eye. Still doesn't change the sentiment that nobody is making much money; even if that bar accounts for 99% of users, it's still less than $500 a month.

Is it supposed to be your primary income?if you make a once a week art tutorial, also have ads on the video and also sell merch (the art) then 500 seems not bad at all as some six hour a week side thing you’d be getting zero dollars from normally

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
After a full year of self owning, the Soylent robot man is stepping down as CEO

http://amp.grubstreet.com/2017/12/soylent-ceo-rob-rhinehart-steps-down-after-a-not-so-good-year.html?__twitter_impression=true

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Owlofcreamcheese posted:

Is it supposed to be your primary income?if you make a once a week art tutorial, also have ads on the video and also sell merch (the art) then 500 seems not bad at all as some six hour a week side thing you’d be getting zero dollars from normally

I think Patreon thinks it ought to be your primary income (see "life-changing amount") but most of the artists and writers I support think of it as "buying groceries the fourth week of the month" and "replacing my tablet/laptop when it breaks" money.

e: drat, look at this blog post by crazy Soylent founder. He hates doing laundry, so he has cheap clothing shipped from China (!) wears it until dirty and donates to charity.

Arsenic Lupin fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Dec 12, 2017

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Arsenic Lupin posted:

e: drat, look at this blog post by crazy Soylent founder. He hates doing laundry, so he has cheap clothing shipped from China (!) wears it until dirty and donates to charity.

he also nuked his gut flora with powerful antibiotics to see how long he could go in between poops

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

That seems pretty reasonable, a ton of stuff someone could invent wouldn't make any sense as a stand alone product. If you invented an algorithm that perfectly found every cat in a photo you could maybe sell it as a boring novelty toy on shelves or maybe put in a weird gimmick app. It'd be a pretty useless product.

But facebook and instagram or icloud or whatever has a pretty sensible place to stick a minor feature like that and would want to buy it from you and hire you to work more on it once you show it works.
so who's founding Kittn

edit: no, we need to go deeper, steal the name from that one bunnygirl NPC in FF12

KTJN

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


I hate everybody

quote:

The San Francisco Business Times reported last week that the San Francisco SPCA, an animal advocacy and pet adoption group, put a security robot to work outside its facilities in the gentrifying Mission neighborhood. The robot's presence is meant to deter homeless people from setting up camps along the sidewalks.

Last week, the City of San Francisco ordered the SF SPCA to keep its robot off the streets or be fined up to $1,000 per day for operating on sidewalks without a permit, according to the Business Times.

Krista Maloney, media relations manager for the SF SPCA, told Business Insider that staff wasn't able to safely use the sidewalks at times because of the encampments. Maloney added that since the SPCA started guarding its facilities with the robot — known as K9 — a month ago, the homeless encampments have dwindled and there have been fewer car break-ins.
Let's not derail on SF's homeless problem, which is atrocious and badly addressed. The point here is that a startup is selling "security robots" that are being used to patrol public streets.

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K9 is part of a crime-fighting robot fleet manufactured and managed by startup Knightscope in Mountain View, California. The company's robots don't fight humans; they use equipment like lasers, cameras, a thermal sensor, and GPS to detect criminal activity and alert the authorities.

Their intent is to give human security guards "superhuman" eyes and ears, according to Bill Santana Li, CEO of Knightscope, who spoke with Business Insider earlier this year.

Knightscope rents out the robots for $7 an hour — less than a security guard's hourly wage. The company has over 19 clients in five US states. Most customers, including Microsoft, Uber, and Juniper Networks, put the robots to work patrolling parking lots and office buildings.
The SPCA doesn't own the sidewalks and parking spaces around it, yet they're hiring a roboguard to patrol them. https://www.knightscope.com/knightscope-k3/ I have no idea what sort of regulation governs putting autonomous robots out in public, but I'd like there to be some sort of certification that they're unlikely to kill anybody. In a hilarious reversion to the dot-com era, the company's site features terms and conditions for using the site.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Doggles posted:

Game show licensing deals!



:haw:

For one million dollars dollars

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

Is it supposed to be your primary income?if you make a once a week art tutorial, also have ads on the video and also sell merch (the art) then 500 seems not bad at all as some six hour a week side thing you’d be getting zero dollars from normally

Poisonous Rabbit said it best, Patreon wants to pretend it is, but it's clearly not.

Now, later on when it's a mature service industry, it may be more practical. However, in the end it's a digital tip jar, and despite its features and benefits in practice it doesn't do all that much more than a PayPal donation button from 2005 did. In fact I could have sworn PayPal had some sort of recurring payment plan system in place at one point.

Arsenic Lupin posted:

e: drat, look at this blog post by crazy Soylent founder. He hates doing laundry, so he has cheap clothing shipped from China (!) wears it until dirty and donates to charity.

:dogbutton:

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
If I recall correctly, the "clothing" the soylent dude buys are only nylon flightsuits because he doesn't need to wear a shirt, pants or shoes with them. Also means that no one wants to wear that poo poo even as a donation.

nerdz fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Dec 13, 2017

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImVJHR9cQ7o

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

ryonguy posted:

Patreon wants to pretend it is, but it's clearly not.

Do they actually pretend that or does it just make a funny point if we pretend they do? There is very clearly loads of patreons that aren't 40 hour a week projects.

MechanicalTomPetty
Oct 30, 2011

Runnin' down a dream
That never would come to me

Arsenic Lupin posted:

I hate everybody

Let's not derail on SF's homeless problem, which is atrocious and badly addressed. The point here is that a startup is selling "security robots" that are being used to patrol public streets.

The SPCA doesn't own the sidewalks and parking spaces around it, yet they're hiring a roboguard to patrol them. https://www.knightscope.com/knightscope-k3/ I have no idea what sort of regulation governs putting autonomous robots out in public, but I'd like there to be some sort of certification that they're unlikely to kill anybody. In a hilarious reversion to the dot-com era, the company's site features terms and conditions for using the site.

I just did a GIS for those things because this is the first I've heard of them. One of the very first things that pops up is an image of one after falling into a public fountain.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Arsenic Lupin posted:

I hate everybody

Let's not derail on SF's homeless problem, which is atrocious and badly addressed. The point here is that a startup is selling "security robots" that are being used to patrol public streets.

The SPCA doesn't own the sidewalks and parking spaces around it, yet they're hiring a roboguard to patrol them. https://www.knightscope.com/knightscope-k3/ I have no idea what sort of regulation governs putting autonomous robots out in public, but I'd like there to be some sort of certification that they're unlikely to kill anybody. In a hilarious reversion to the dot-com era, the company's site features terms and conditions for using the site.

That model kills itself rather than people:
https://twitter.com/bilalfarooqui/status/887025375754166272

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
One of them also tried to murder some little kid in Stanford mall. I guess the kid was too small for the robot to detect (or too swarthy to care) and ran over / pinned the kid. The robots weigh like 350 lbs so imagine an autonomous battlebot deaf to everyone but it's corporate masters going on a toddler crushing rampage.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

^
efb!!!


The K5 model runs over small children http://money.cnn.com/2016/07/14/technology/robot-stanford-mall/index.html

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Panfilo posted:

One of them also tried to murder some little kid in Stanford mall. I guess the kid was too small for the robot to detect (or too swarthy to care) and ran over / pinned the kid. The robots weigh like 350 lbs so imagine an autonomous battlebot deaf to everyone but it's corporate masters going on a toddler crushing rampage.

Cold robot logic probably calculated that that kid was going to be homeless at some point and decided to nip that poo poo in the bud. Gotta respect the almighty artificial intelligence.

trump lover
Dec 12, 2017

by Lowtax
spca has all those free dogs but they waste money on a guard robot smh

Baby Babbeh
Aug 2, 2005

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you work with Turkeys!!



They aren't killer robots, just narcs. Killing homeless people is still a job for honest, red-blooded human cops.

Kobayashi
Aug 13, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

Arsenic Lupin posted:

I hate everybody

Let's not derail on SF's homeless problem, which is atrocious and badly addressed. The point here is that a startup is selling "security robots" that are being used to patrol public streets.

The SPCA doesn't own the sidewalks and parking spaces around it, yet they're hiring a roboguard to patrol them. https://www.knightscope.com/knightscope-k3/ I have no idea what sort of regulation governs putting autonomous robots out in public, but I'd like there to be some sort of certification that they're unlikely to kill anybody. In a hilarious reversion to the dot-com era, the company's site features terms and conditions for using the site.

Also:

quote:

Knightscope rents out the robots for $7 an hour — less than a security guard's hourly wage. The company has over 19 clients in five US states. Most customers, including Microsoft, Uber, and Juniper Networks, put the robots to work patrolling parking lots and office buildings.

Pay a goddamn human a living wage to run off the people who are not paid a living wage if abject suffering offends you so much. Jfc.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
We must build socialist robots to protect the homeless

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Arsenic Lupin posted:

I hate everybody

Let's not derail on SF's homeless problem, which is atrocious and badly addressed. The point here is that a startup is selling "security robots" that are being used to patrol public streets.

The SPCA doesn't own the sidewalks and parking spaces around it, yet they're hiring a roboguard to patrol them. https://www.knightscope.com/knightscope-k3/ I have no idea what sort of regulation governs putting autonomous robots out in public, but I'd like there to be some sort of certification that they're unlikely to kill anybody. In a hilarious reversion to the dot-com era, the company's site features terms and conditions for using the site.

This might work on those west coast hippy homeless, but if they put that stupid thing in New York, or Detroit, or D.C., someone will gently caress its camera holes on the first night, and use its still-pulsating pneumatic heart to keep warm while he sleeps.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

This might work on those west coast hippy homeless, but if they put that stupid thing in New York, or Detroit, or D.C., someone will gently caress its camera holes on the first night, and use its still-pulsating pneumatic heart to keep warm while he sleeps.

You really don't think twitchy people in San Francisco haven't already defiled every USB port on those robots already? :ohdear:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Inescapable Duck posted:

We must build socialist robots to protect the homeless

But then the capitalist Tech-Bros will build anti-robot robots.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Panfilo posted:

One of them also tried to murder some little kid in Stanford mall. I guess the kid was too small for the robot to detect (or too swarthy to care) and ran over / pinned the kid. The robots weigh like 350 lbs so imagine an autonomous battlebot deaf to everyone but it's corporate masters going on a toddler crushing rampage.

One step closer to the future envisioned by Chopping Mall.

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


quote:

Knightscope, which makes the robot, said the machine veered to the left to avoid the child, but the toddler ran backwards directly in the front of the machine.

:ughh:

even if that ridiculous bullshit is true how does that explain it running the kid over? does it not have brakes or the ability to stop? or did the kid deserve it?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
While we're getting Shadowrun up in here, can we hack the robots to turn them against their masters?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Condiv posted:

:ughh:

even if that ridiculous bullshit is true how does that explain it running the kid over? does it not have brakes or the ability to stop? or did the kid deserve it?

It has a Darwin subroutine to weed out the weak and sick.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

This might work on those west coast hippy homeless, but if they put that stupid thing in New York, or Detroit, or D.C., someone will gently caress its camera holes on the first night, and use its still-pulsating pneumatic heart to keep warm while he sleeps.

Is that a stereotype? It always seems the opposite, the east cost has more of the classic idea of homeless that sit on the street wearing tattered clothes looking sad and it’s the west coast that has homeless people visibly on scary drugs that aggressively take over areas.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

This is anecdotal, but people from the east coast have said that they've never seen people shoot up heroin in the open before until they came to San Francisco.

Ynglaur
Oct 9, 2013

The Malta Conference, anyone?

Inescapable Duck posted:

We must build socialist robots to protect the homeless

Sanctuary robots.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

GrandpaPants posted:

This is anecdotal, but people from the east coast have said that they've never seen people shoot up heroin in the open before until they came to San Francisco.

Yeah, exactly that. I've been to a lot of cities in a lot of countries including some third world ones and seattle and SF both feel like they really have managed to get homelessness to some crazy next level. Like it's not like you never see high people in new york or anything, but you can spend like 30 minutes in downtown seattle or SF and like see some guy laying on the street with a giant open leg wound pushing it around with a little twig or a woman peeing in the middle of a busy sidewalk.

Like the guy said he doesn't want to derail about SF homelessness and it is pretty out of the scope of this thread and robot guards is so clearly not the right answer but an SPCA is the mission could definitely be having real problems beyond "eww I don't want to look at yucky poor people" and not have a good way to deal with it.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
Everything else aside I can't stop laughing at the words "over 19 clients". Even if one is apparently Microsoft there's no way that doesn't actually mean "exactly 20".

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

This might work on those west coast hippy homeless, but if they put that stupid thing in New York, or Detroit, or D.C., someone will gently caress its camera holes on the first night, and use its still-pulsating pneumatic heart to keep warm while he sleeps.

San Francisco Business Times

quote:

“We weren’t able to use the sidewalks at all when there’s needles and tents and bikes, so from a walking standpoint I find the robot much easier to navigate than an encampment,” Jennifer Scarlett, the S.F. SPCA’s president, told the Business Times.

Once the SPCA started using the robot on the sidewalks around its campus in early November, Scarlett said, there were no more homeless encampments. There were also fewer break-ins to cars in the campus parking lot. It’s not clear that the robot was the cause of the decreases, Scarlett added, but they were correlated.

The people in the encampments showed their displeasure with the robot’s presence at least once. Within about a week of the robot starting its automated route along the sidewalks, some people setting up a camp “put a tarp over it, knocked it over and put barbecue sauce on all the sensors,” Scarlett said.

Also, I'm not a dude, I'm a gal.

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016
https://www.forbes.com/sites/matthewherper/2017/12/13/this-startup-has-a-new-crispr-enzyme-and-says-it-will-give-it-away-for-free/


quote:

A startup says it has discovered a new CRISPR enzyme for editing DNA, one of the hottest areas in biotech. Naturally, it is going to give it away for free.

Wait, what?

“This is a true gift we’re giving to the community because I truly believe this technology is so important that holding it or restricting it is not the company that Inscripta wants to be,” says Kevin Ness, the chief executive of the company, Inscripta, which was formerly Muse Bio and is based in Boulder, Colo.

CRISPR, short for Clustered Regularly Interspaced Short Palindromic Repeats, refers to repeated patterns seen in bacterial DNA. Microbes use them as part of an immune system that kills viruses, but scientists have harnessed certain CRISPR enzymes to rapidly cut DNA, making it possible to edit genetic code much more easily. Groups at The University of California, Berkeley, and The Broad Institute of MIT and Harvard have been involved in a pitched battle over the rights to the first CRISPR enzyme, Cas9, which has become widely used by biologists and biotechnology firms.

Ness, however, says that the restrictions that patent owners have put on Cas9 and a second CRISPR enzyme, Cas13b, make it difficult for many researchers to use. There will be fewer restrictions, he says, on Inscripta’s new CRISPR, CRISPR-MAD7. (That’s short for “Madagascar,” a company code name for the product.) Ness says he wants to get “some of the people on the sidelines into the game.”

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poemdexter
Feb 18, 2005

Hooray Indie Games!

College Slice
I'm picturing a scenario where someone finds an amazing medical breakthrough, patents it, and then does the bare minimum to prove "use" so that the patent doesn't become invalidated while still preventing the world from enjoying it.

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