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Pastry of the Year posted:Hermione had to wear tight pants and a sports bra, so she enjoyed every minute of being dipped in hot sauce. For god's sake what in the gently caress is wrong with taking a dip in hot sauce without showering and with Hermione in a sports bra?
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:drat, Simon and Garfunkel. Just uhhh. Why. Also what did you get out of it besides distilled racism?
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Pastry of the Year posted:Hermione had to wear tight pants and a sports bra, so she enjoyed every minute of being dipped in hot sauce. That is one of my favorite weird breakdowns ever.
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Anybody have tips on how that thing works? I dropped a block of text in it, but I can't figure out how to make it do anything.
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Pastry of the Year posted:Hermione had to wear tight pants and a sports bra, so she enjoyed every minute of being dipped in hot sauce. PittTheElder posted:For god's sake what in the gently caress is wrong I wish there were a way to google this that didn't make it seem like I was searching for something weird at work, but goddamn if it isn't the funniest thing every time I read it.
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foreverial hot sauce, foeverial a spicy treat and loving it
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SpacePig posted:I wish there were a way to google this that didn't make it seem like I was searching for something weird at work, but goddamn if it isn't the funniest thing every time I read it. using "autistic" in that figurative way is rude but I bet it works
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SpacePig posted:I wish there were a way to google this that didn't make it seem like I was searching for something weird at work, but goddamn if it isn't the funniest thing every time I read it. "i cannot believe my mom stooped so low" seems like a pretty innocuous search string. Pastry of the Year has a new favorite as of 20:31 on Dec 13, 2017 |
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DACK FAYDEN posted:can you not just google something like autistic underwater weighing test Boss? You wanted to see me? Yes, our IT department has brought to my attention that you were searching for "autistic underwater weighing test"? Should I be worried that in some half-baked experiment you are going to accidentally drown some poor mentally challenged person in your life?
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Pastry of the Year posted:"i cannot believe my mom stooped so low" seems like a pretty innocuous search string. I didn't remember that's how it starts, then "getting weighed underwater with sister" was the best I can do. 
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Lobok posted:Boss? You wanted to see me? Interesting that your boss goes there as a first guess.
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Proteus Jones posted:Interesting that your boss goes there as a first guess. There have been a lot of suspicious deaths of autistic people in the area recently.
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WARNING: GUARDS NOW LOOKING FOR A SUSPICIOUS GIRL IN TIGHT PANTS AND A SPORTS BRA
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Pastry of the Year posted:WARNING: GUARDS NOW LOOKING FOR A SUSPICIOUS GIRL IN TIGHT PANTS AND A SPORTS BRA SHE HAS A DISTINCTIVE HAIRSTYLE LIKE WHERE GIRLS PRETEND TO PULL THEIR HAIR BACK
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Proteus Jones posted:Interesting that your boss goes there as a first guess. We're glad you are finally getting tested but they don't do it underwater...
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PittTheElder posted:For god's sake what in the gently caress is wrong This is not a very good haiku.
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I just picture Ron's Ron shirt like Spider-man wearing one of those mega-cheap Spider-man halloween costumes where it's just a mask and a shirt that has a picture of Spider-man on it
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*Ron looking baffled* But what about... *Looks down at shirt, sees his own face* Ron magic!
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Knew I had it somewhere!
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Wilford Cutlery posted:Knew I had it somewhere! Do you have stairs in your house? Go check.
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Boneitis posted:*Ron looking baffled* I enjoyed when Ron threw his wand at Voldemort and everyone clapped. I guess in this book , Ron is retarded and everyone is humoring him
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Wilford Cutlery posted:Knew I had it somewhere! amazing
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Wilford Cutlery posted:Knew I had it somewhere! What is the "anna thing"?
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How many times does he think he needs to say 'tight pants and a bra'?
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tight aspirations posted:What is the "anna thing"? Presumably he means an anorexia thing. People with anorexia can do stuff to make themselves weigh more, like drink a lot of water or hide weights in themselves. So if you just weighed them on a scale it would look like they were putting on weight. But that wouldn't fool a water displacement test
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Johnny Aztec posted:I enjoyed when Ron threw his wand at Voldemort and everyone clapped. isn't that just like the real books?
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Guy Goodbody posted:hide weights in themselves That's seriously the unsexiest thing I've ever read.
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Guy Goodbody posted:People with anorexia can do stuff to make themselves weigh more, like drink a lot of water or hide weights in themselves.
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Karate Bastard posted:That's seriously the unsexiest thing I've ever read. "Do you have any dildos in depleted uranium?"
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Beachcomber posted:"Do you have any dildos in depleted uranium?" "Sir we stopped carrying anti-tank dildos after Y2K"
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Karate Bastard posted:That's seriously the unsexiest thing I've ever read. "Is this sex swing rated for 600lbs?"
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Solice Kirsk posted:"Is this sex swing rated for 600lbs?" Of course it is what the hell do you think it's for? Also I hate y'all.
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Laserjet 4P posted:Just uhhh. Why. Twitter. Laserjet 4P posted:Also what did you get out of it besides distilled racism? A lot of semi-coherent religious babble, and a bunch of anti-Obamaisms, sometimes mixed together. Also, a looot of "Thanks [username] for the donation!" It was getting better, then the loss rate started heading in the wrong direction, and now I'm stuck with basically useless data that cost me like $500 or $600 on AWS GPU instances.
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