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Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

the automatic reflex of screeching "IM SORRY THAT YOURE OFFENDED" upon spotting a hijab

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Vhak lord of hate
Jun 6, 2008

I AM DRINK THE BLOOD OF JESUS
Every leftist Catholic on Twitter is a loving insane weirdo, you guys can hang out with Liz Breunig and talk about how demons are real and the reason people get abortions or whatever

Vhak lord of hate
Jun 6, 2008

I AM DRINK THE BLOOD OF JESUS
"ah you don't like religion? epic fedorua good sir goonery" - Guy who thinks he's making a good point

Impermanent
Apr 1, 2010

platzapS posted:

This is not a sterling defense of the Church.


it wasn't intended to be one.

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



The abuses I suffered from growing up in a very religious area and the continued impact it has on my daily life color my perception of religion more than any philosophical disagreement I have. It's pretty telling how you can have an open dialogue about race, class, or sexuality but the moment someone criticizes a religion or points out the ways it has negatively impacted their lives people have to leap to defend it or attack you.

I've never scolded anyone for being religious and I think the Dawkins crowd are assholes.

Autism Sneaks
Nov 21, 2016
watch EWTN (global Catholic news and radio) for a few hours on any given day and you'll get the whole package of anti-choice, anti-socialist/communist, anti-secular, anti-humanist propaganda--and those are just the commercial breaks

The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Control Volume posted:

CAn you imagine being that fedora atheist who abandons a socialist movement because they arent mad enough about religion lmao


cenotaph posted:

The abuses I suffered from growing up in a very religious area and the continued impact it has on my daily life color my perception of religion more than any philosophical disagreement I have. It's pretty telling how you can have an open dialogue about race, class, or sexuality but the moment someone criticizes a religion or points out the ways it has negatively impacted their lives people have to leap to defend it or attack you.

I've never scolded anyone for being religious and I think the Dawkins crowd are assholes.

Same.

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

Autism Sneaks posted:

watch EWTN (global Catholic news and radio)

Absolutely not

Autism Sneaks
Nov 21, 2016

Control Volume posted:

Absolutely not

you chose wisely

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
catholicism is cool because catholic schools are probably the #1 producer of atheists

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

Raskolnikov38 posted:

catholicism is cool because catholic schools are probably the #1 producer of atheists

quote:

My mind went back to a conversation I'd had years ago with an old friend. He was a long-lapsed Catholic, but he had decided to send his son to a Catholic school. When I asked him why, he said one word: "Inoculation." His theory was this -- all religions and cults were dangerous, and he did not want his son involved in any of them. The problem was, if he raised his son with no religion at all, then the boy might well fall prey to the first religion or cult that he came across later, just out of curiosity and naivety. If he were raised Catholic, on the other hand, he would at least know a religion from the inside. And in my friend's opinion, Catholicism was the laziest and most stagnant of the western religions, and hence the simplest for his son to rebel against while growing up. And having seen through the nonsense of one religion, he would never then fall prey to another. He would have had his inoculation shot, and would now be immune.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

and so his son became a lifelong catholic

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
I'm pretty sure the reasons Catholics all have 9 kids is they have so many apostates it's the only way to keep their numbers even.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


unbutthurtable posted:

best forums alpha centauri moment was the merging of Chairman Sheng-ji Yang quotes with Barkley Shut Up And Jam Gaiden: Episode I of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa bits

yeah

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
monotheism: it's no good, folks

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Jeb! Repetition posted:

I'm pretty sure the reasons Catholics all have 9 kids is they have so many apostates it's the only way to keep their numbers even.

i heard some evangelical moaning about how even hyperconservative households have lots of kids become agnostics and he just kinda looked at me funny when i pointed out that maybe being hyperconservative causes more apostates

Impermanent
Apr 1, 2010
i'll stand up for individual offline catholics but y'all are very correct about all of catholic twitter being a miserable pile of dogshit. Liz is a great example of someone who's really good at deflecting justified criticism of her backwards view on lgbtq people and abortion. And that's not realy even going in to the weird tradcaths.

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Vhak lord of hate posted:

Every leftist Catholic on Twitter is a loving insane weirdo, you guys can hang out with Liz Breunig and talk about how demons are real and the reason people get abortions or whatever

I think I've found a possible confounding factor.

Ace of Baes posted:

what are the good religions?

Baha'i seems pretty nice :shrug:

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

People talk like uploading our minds to the internet is a far off sci fi idea while completely ignoring that through twitter we've already manufactured a network brain disease

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


twitter is a demon we all must exorcise from our brains imo

Tricky Dick Nixon
Jul 26, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/dec/13/jeremy-corbyn-does-not-support-boycott-of-israel-bds-movement

First Sanders now Corbyn, I wish we'd get something more than mealy-mouthed criticism of illegal settlement which is only just as good as say, Obama.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
while I dont agree w corbyn on this specifically his point is at least nuanced and he agrees w targeted boycotts which is better than literally any US politician

Tricky Dick Nixon
Jul 26, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

bump_fn posted:

while I dont agree w corbyn on this specifically his point is at least nuanced and he agrees w targeted boycotts which is better than literally any US politician
targeted boycotts is the actual legitimate BDS campaign though and that kind of mincing by folks around South Africa did not behoove them to the hindsight of history and I have to hope the same will be true here with Israel

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


StashAugustine posted:

i heard some evangelical moaning about how even hyperconservative households have lots of kids become agnostics and he just kinda looked at me funny when i pointed out that maybe being hyperconservative causes more apostates

that sweet sweet tucker face

Ruzihm has issued a correction as of 22:55 on Dec 13, 2017

Autism Sneaks
Nov 21, 2016

Tricky Dick Nixon posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/dec/13/jeremy-corbyn-does-not-support-boycott-of-israel-bds-movement

First Sanders now Corbyn, I wish we'd get something more than mealy-mouthed criticism of illegal settlement which is only just as good as say, Obama.

Corbyn may be a secret SodaStream addict but that chair of the Labour Friends of Israel is unhinged

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Tricky Dick Nixon posted:

targeted boycotts is the actual legitimate BDS campaign though and that kind of mincing by folks around South Africa did not behoove them to the hindsight of history and I have to hope the same will be true here with Israel

hence "I dont agree" but I mean compared to every us senator thats like "im pro gay marriage and pro drinking the blood of Palestinians"

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977

Vhak lord of hate posted:

Every leftist Catholic on Twitter is a loving insane weirdo, you guys can hang out with Liz Breunig and talk about how demons are real and the reason people get abortions or whatever

who cares?

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
I cant believe Liz Bruenig, president of the dsa, believes in demons, unlike what other very regular non ridiculous religions like protestant christians, judiasm, islam, buddhism etc believe

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
maybe ppl who live in houses made of socialism can work in america without violent revolution shouldnt throw stones

Vhak lord of hate
Jun 6, 2008

I AM DRINK THE BLOOD OF JESUS

me since liz has lovely politics due her catholic beliefs and yet is somehow held in high regard??

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

zeal posted:

you worship an aspect of surtr, the burning king of muspelheim, not any actual creator of the universe. just as the alexandrian gnostics, whom your spiritual predecessors persecuted to extinction, tried to warn. turn your face from evil, embrace the true gods, and even you may live again in valhalla and do battle with the damned on the last day. or choose surtr, and dwell in the cold dark of hel to await the trickster's summons


thank you for highlighting this point. immersed in the lies of the trickster, fooled into worshiping the burning god, the monotheists lose all capacity to tell right from wrong, good from evil


polytheism

i just started listening to amon amarth when i lift weights

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

cathjolics are better than anarchists imho and what i know about liberation theology is good

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

jarofpiss posted:

cathjolics are better than anarchists imho and what i know about liberation theology is good

catholics make me try to read a boo ktho

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


liz seems nice

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

bump_fn posted:

catholics make me try to read a boo ktho

actually u dont have to read at all they read the book to you every week catholicism is basically an audiobook

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


protip: if you get a priest wasted enough they'll grant you absolution for just about anything

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Grand Prize Winner posted:

protip: if you get a priest wasted enough they'll grant you absolution for just about anything

they're supposed to do that while sober too

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Grand Prize Winner posted:

protip: if you get a priest wasted enough they'll grant you absolution for just about anything

proer tip they have to do this for everything

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

jarofpiss posted:

actually u dont have to read at all they read the book to you every week catholicism is basically an audiobook

what religion is based on a webcomic

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jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

bump_fn posted:

what religion is based on a webcomic

whatever jack chick was before he died and went to hell

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