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Indolent Bastard posted:TLC does not play movies. Unfortunately they play reality show marathons. So it will be one full day of Say Yes to the Dress or renovation show disasters or something else equally vacuous. Knowing my parents for the last 5 years, it'll be a full day of TIVO'd episodes of Property Brothers for me 
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https://twitter.com/jupin/status/941172096381710336 Boss Baby confirmed for Worst of 2017
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Firstborn posted:Here's some: yeah, like you said, isnt he just a giant rear end in a top hat fraud. like trump if he were "smarter" and in the movies. hangs out with the same kind of assholes too.
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Soup du Jour posted:https://twitter.com/jupin/status/941172096381710336 That movie certainly has enough wacky poo poo to talk about. I wonder if they're also going to talk about Emoji Movie? Because that movie was truly crap.
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I feel they really missed the boat with "Coma horse" why not "Hospital Horse" ? Continue with the alliteration of"Coma Cat".
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upgibRIqiYs Time to bet on how long it takes until Disney gets bloated enough to suffer an ulcer.
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Watched Sucker Punch with the commentary last night, I loved their portrayal of a perverted old Zack Snyder trying to pawn the movie off as feminist. "You know what's real feminist? Watching two girsl make out." RobotDogPolice fucked around with this message at 07:46 on Dec 16, 2017 |
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Dec 16, 2017 03:32
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That Pottersville sure was a thing. I can't call it a movie because there wasn't really a theme or arc (despite the movie thinking there is), but it was fascinating most of the time. It got boring towards the middle when the plot shifted focus on Ian McShane and Thomas Lennon . Michael Shannon mostly looks scared and uncomfortable to be there, which honestly could just be Shannon playing himself. It's a weird kind of beast since it's a mostly pleasant film aside from jokes about Bigfoot having a large penis and a furry community subplot
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I sincerely recommend watching Pottersville before the ep if you can, it whiplashes between quirky smalltown down on its luck at Christmas hijinks to some things that you probably wouldn't believe if someone was describing the film to you.
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The running joke that Bee Movie is someone's secret gigantism fetish is killing me.
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Dec 17, 2017 23:53
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I dreamt I was inside a cake for Chuck Norris to eat and all he said was, "It's not even mah birthday."
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Baka-nin posted:I sincerely recommend watching Pottersville before the ep if you can, it whiplashes between quirky smalltown down on its luck at Christmas hijinks to some things that you probably wouldn't believe if someone was describing the film to you. It's so loving weird, but not a redeemable type of weird. Someone said on the Facebook group that Michael Shannon was doing whatever the opposite of chewing the scenery is, and they're not wrong. He's sleepwalking through this movie. Why does Christina Hendricks want to gently caress a Bigfoot?
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Yeah, this is genuinely weird. If you cut about 10 minutes out of Pottersville, it's just a Hallmark movie with less of a plot than usual. It's a shame that Ian McShane seems to be the only one really having any fun with it.
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I've been watching every movie this season before they air the episode, but Pottersville just doesn't look very fun.
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I watched Pottersville and I really don't know who the target audience is. Like the explicit furry sex club subplot and all the language and alcohol means its totally not appropriate for kids but its far too dumb to work as a movie for adults. It's not even like a quirky indie comedy thing, its just bizarre and poorly made on every level.
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Im trying to catch up with Potterville before the episode, but not sure and.. what is this?! WHAT IS THIS ?! Why are all these talanted actors doing ... this .
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How many tall glasses of water are required to view Pottersville?
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Beer_Suitcase posted:How many tall glasses of water are required to view Pottersville? All of them ? It is the oddest movie, its edited directed and scored like a comedy only they forgot to add jokes . And what magical christams movie is complete without "furry sex club" being a plot point .
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admataY posted:All of them ? Weeeeeeeeeeeelllll they did remember to put at least one joke in the film. a Christian Bale Terminator Salvation meltdown joke, in the year of our lord 2017
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Whenever Shannon is in the store with his assistant and they are stocking shelves and stuff, the lighting and weird shots remind me of like... Pushing Daisies. That was the one with the piemaker, right? It looks like that. Ron Perleman raising a toast at the end to him made me hope he told him to shut the gently caress up. I also low how there was conflict when Ian Mcshane's actual hunter got involved when the clear answer is... just stop being the Bigfoot. At least for a while. He treats it like he is Batman or something. Everybody watching tv on tiny, tiny little black & white sets, but there's also iphones and poo poo in the movie. I thought it was a period piece at first. I'm trying to talk around all the furry poo poo. It's weird because it's played for laughs a little and then the movie stops to tell you that it's fine. This movie also lets you know absolutely nothing about it's characters at all. There's a supercut video of "man comes home early to find wife engaged in adultery", and it's basically movie shorthand for the main male character to get his poo poo together (get rid of his poo poo wife and do something crazy like... move into a fraternity, etc.) and that the wife is a BIIIIIIITCH, everybody. My only legit laugh was drunk Bigfoot practicing his roar before the first night out, and he kind of leans back real shakily in the door before he goes.. "Ra...aaaaaaghhhhhrr!" Also the ending suggests that there will be Pottersville 2: Revengeance now that there's a real bigfoot out there. Firstborn fucked around with this message at 15:08 on Dec 19, 2017 |
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I will never get tired of hearing these guys poo poo on people on the internet because Star Wars 'fans' are terrible.
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They mentioned they recorded an episode for Fast Eight. Worst of 2017? Jesus that's a high bar for worst.
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GrandpaPants posted:They mentioned they recorded an episode for Fast Eight. Worst of 2017? Jesus that's a high bar for worst. It's a five-Tuesday month so they're looking to fill a longer month. Also, their new Patreon levels have them doing an extra "thematic" episode a month. So they have 6 worst-of-2017-movies to cover next month. I "gave up" on seeing Fast/Furious movies so maybe they're good now  but if there's something weird for them to glom on to in the newest movie, then I'm all for an episode on it.Anything - ANYTHING - to get Steve and Andrew's large-testicled Vin Diesel impression back. ALSO I'm hoping for Eric's dream of a Bye Bye Man episode to come true.
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I randomly thought of an exchange from the Drop Zone episode, and it keeps making me laugh: "Yeah, we call then 'Daddy Doritos'." "...Do we?"
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I'm gonna throw a few bucks at the Patreon. These dudes have provided me so much fun that I might as well. Missed a chance to see them when I went to Manhattan last month, so hopefully they can get funded to live the dream!
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Captain Hotbutt posted:I "gave up" on seeing Fast/Furious movies so maybe they're good now 5 is still the best, but they're still worth watching to see how they try to top the previous films. Cabin said in a previous episode that he thought 8 was terrible but I think he was also the only one that had seen it at the time so it might end up a mix of hate and love. Either way, there's a lot going on in 8 and not all of it good so they should have plenty to talk about.
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We Hate Movies was already responsible for killing Paul Walker, why are they continuing to pick on the FF movies 
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They won't stop until they're all dead.
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Tokyo Drift then 5-7 are good. In the way that, say, Commando is good. Except the F&F tries to have themes in it while Commando is just... Commando.
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GrandpaPants posted:They mentioned they recorded an episode for Fast Eight. Worst of 2017? Jesus that's a high bar for worst. F8 wasn't great, but the Jason Staham/Baby fight alone was better than some entire movies that came out this year.
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Is all of the back catalogue going to be Patreon exclusive? Did I understand that right?
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Andorra posted:Is all of the back catalogue going to be Patreon exclusive? Did I understand that right? Not if I heard right. It's rehosting all of the oldest episodes which aren't on iTunes or other feeds on Patreon so it's all downloadable in one easy spot, as opposed to there being no automated way to get them now.
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I'm so glad they loved The Last Jedi
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END ME SCOOB posted:Not if I heard right. It's rehosting all of the oldest episodes which aren't on iTunes or other feeds on Patreon so it's all downloadable in one easy spot, as opposed to there being no automated way to get them now. Ah thanks for explaining it. That kind of stuff usually goes over my head since I always download episodes straight from the websites.
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Oh my god I'm so glad I signed up for Patreon, the Super Mario Bros Super Show episode is incredible. Eric no-selling the Birdo gallery with "she's down on her luck" had me in stitches.
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The Deleter posted:Oh my god I'm so glad I signed up for Patreon, the Super Mario Bros Super Show episode is incredible. Eric no-selling the Birdo gallery with "she's down on her luck" had me in stitches. Give the duck tale and count duckula a try.
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Andrew Jupin Stephen Sasquatch Chris............... Cabin And I'm Eric Sasquatch his brother!
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A Sasquatch is a thing you might find out in the woods. So is a cabin. Brilliant as always.
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