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TacticalNecromancy
May 25, 2015

Beet Wagon posted:

FFFFFFT that can't be from Star Citizen, that space station isn't orbiting so impossibly close to a planet that you could see someone on the ground waving a flashlight around.

Apparently the Thargoids are up to their off-screen shenanigans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFLBnqxuATg

e: taxxe

TacticalNecromancy fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Dec 14, 2017

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Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

This Is all so good it's draining my phone just to keep up

They wouldn't dare continue to do the holiday sale would they ... using what would now be considered stolen assets ?

Ps many pages behind but I called it a long time ago when I said it seemed like cig was nothing but middle managers collecting a cheque. That list of outside contractors they hired to basically do everything is ridiculous , I bet they even contracted out bens job as chief piece of poo poo

A Neurotic Corncob
Nov 12, 2016

A light wind swept over the corn, and all nature laughed in the sunshine.
https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/7jtqxz/reminder_we_pledged_for_a_spame_sim_video_game/



What a beautiful tapestry this all is :allears: I hope it never ends.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

Hey CIG, you should tie yourself even further to Crytek. *another finger curls on the monkey's paw*.

Hey Cliff, you should wish that Miku was a real human being while you're ahead


Yes. This is what you should do. Pay your legal expenses with loans, or go ask random partners.

"Hey Coutts, we need a loan to pay the legal expenses to defend the IP of the collateral we put up for the other loan you gave us."

Drunk Theory fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Dec 14, 2017

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!:argh:

ZekeNY
Jun 13, 2013

Probably AFK

TacticalNecromancy posted:

Apparently the Thargoids are up to their off-screen shenanigans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFLBnqxuATg

Sure if you want to settle for a "game" that "exists"

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

SelenicMartian posted:

I thought it was established that SC sends megabytes and megabytes of those every time a ship spawns?

I just wanted confirmation from sane people that they're using an unnecessarily padded structure intended to provide well-formed and validated documents rather than stored them say in an encrypted database....oh why do I bother.

Dusty Lens posted:

I was more considering Crytek than CIG. CIG and its holdings must be one of the most toxic assets in the industry at present.

Does Crytek want traitors like Steve Bender back? CiG contains more than a couple ex-Crytek guys.

Nyast
Nov 14, 2017

BLAZING AT THE
SPEED OF LIGHT

Golli posted:

In other words, any CIG argument of 'Crytek just gave us pages of gobbledygook to sign, so we did. We didn't really know what all the terms meant, so if we promise not to do it again, can we just call it a lesson learned and move on?" should be off the table.

Interesting point, I hadn't thought about that one, but you're most likely to be correct. This is gold.

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

TacticalNecromancy posted:

Apparently the Thargoids are up to their off-screen shenanigans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFLBnqxuATg

Turns out they're pissed at people harvesting their young?

TacticalNecromancy
May 25, 2015

Hav posted:

Turns out they're pissed at people harvesting their young?

But they're so delicious!

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Dusty Lens posted:

I was more considering Crytek than CIG. CIG and its holdings must be one of the most toxic assets in the industry at present.

Well I'm with the youtube lawyer that says this will probably be settled out of court. The brilliant thing about it is that Crytek knows the one thing CIG/RSI can't take is discovery in an open court case. So they can really put the screws in and try for a bigger chunk of money than a normal out-of-court settlement would normally be in a case like this.

Dastardly, but running a scam with $175 million of other people's money is a great way to open yourself up to legal blackmail. It's not like they can go to a judge and request that all financial info gets sealed -- judge is gonna be like, "why can't you tell your 'investors' how their money got spent?"


Amazon doesn't figure at all in any of this, Amazon has no financial stake in Star Citizen and isn't responsible for CIG/RSI switching to Lumberyard when their contract said they had to use Cryengine.

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





Caught up with thread, it has been amazing. I am very much reminded of the Kickstarter for a reprint of a classic WWII boardgame, called "Up-Front". It had a very diehard fanbase, although not huge. The Kickstarter was a great success, raised a lot, for a board game, but news and updates were slow to come out. Then it turns out the creator had defrauded/defaulted on a debt/contract or some such, was sued, and lost all the Kickstarter money leaving pledge holders high and dry. This is like a way bigger version of that.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF0q4z1uJrs&t=368s

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
welp

lol they got henry cavill in the mocap studio too

CAREFUL THIS IS A PORNHUB LEAK BUT DOES CONTAIN AWESOME FOOTAGE OF SQ42

PLEASE WATCH WITH CAUTION NOT FUCKIN WORK SAFE

~we gotta fly into that thing?~

Sabreseven
Feb 27, 2016

CIG's 'in house' trained legal team reporting for work:

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


Nicholas posted:

best warlord

benevolent, good-natured warlord is the best iteration of derek

Wuxi
Apr 3, 2012

Sabreseven posted:

CIG's 'in house' trained legal team reporting for work:



Not enough t-posing and/or body horror

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5lzklaOndY

:gary:

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

TheAgent posted:

welp

lol they got henry cavill in the mocap studio too

CAREFUL THIS IS A PORNHUB LEAK BUT DOES CONTAIN AWESOME FOOTAGE OF SQ42

PLEASE WATCH WITH CAUTION NOT FUCKIN WORK SAFE

~we gotta fly into that thing?~

Dusty Lens
Jul 1, 2015

All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

TheAgent posted:

welp

lol they got henry cavill in the mocap studio too

CAREFUL THIS IS A PORNHUB LEAK BUT DOES CONTAIN AWESOME FOOTAGE OF SQ42

PLEASE WATCH WITH CAUTION NOT FUCKIN WORK SAFE

~we gotta fly into that thing?~

The second time a pornhub leak has tickled me.

Oh no it's bad.

It's so bad.

It's baaaaaad.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
Sandi is absolutely loving perfect lol

Golli
Jan 5, 2013



TheAgent posted:

welp

lol they got henry cavill in the mocap studio too

CAREFUL THIS IS A PORNHUB LEAK BUT DOES CONTAIN AWESOME FOOTAGE OF SQ42

PLEASE WATCH WITH CAUTION NOT FUCKIN WORK SAFE

~we gotta fly into that thing?~

TIL raw mocap footage is a porn genre

People are weird.

Lol at the CIG minion tasked with sending a DMCA notice to pornhub,,,,

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

TheAgent posted:

welp

lol they got henry cavill in the mocap studio too

CAREFUL THIS IS A PORNHUB LEAK BUT DOES CONTAIN AWESOME FOOTAGE OF SQ42

PLEASE WATCH WITH CAUTION NOT FUCKIN WORK SAFE

~we gotta fly into that thing?~

One of you perverts please download this before it disappears.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler
If that video is worth grabbing, please someone grab it for those of us at the job at the moment.

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





AP posted:

One of you perverts please download this before it disappears.

Can we also get a written description for those of us toiling away at work?

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

IncredibleIgloo posted:

Can we also get a written description for those of us toiling away at work?

Magic, it's magic.

Also get the 2nd video uploaded by the same account please.

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Piy-ibiq1M&t=2614s
"Chris really wants it that you can basically hit aerodynamic limits [...] and I think that's what Chris would wants us to get towards. It's quite complicated to try and work out where those forces are because we don't have like a full on fluid simulation that you would have in like [a] professional flight simulator"

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

I never dragged the shark. I fished it, speared it and filleted it.

And it was delicious.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

IncredibleIgloo posted:

Can we also get a written description for those of us toiling away at work?

SQ spoiler warning, ignore long hard object pointing toward the woman's face.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

42's form up! ...... And prepare your anus for the legal exploration

Dusty Lens
Jul 1, 2015

All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

They all just sound so bored.

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:

Golli posted:

Lol at the CIG minion tasked with sending a DMCA notice to pornhub,,,,

Well done Hater115

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3

Dark Off posted:

lighting up somethingjones signal we need a transcript.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Piy-ibiq1M&t=804s
What exactly is parpy saying?


Star Citizen: Around the Verse
Dec 14 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Piy-ibiq1M&t=804s

Todd Papy:
The ship item... ehmm... UI integration... we're on... the second of... three QTAR's... um... so ideally Bone gets the third one in today and once those are all in, ah... we should be good to go... uh... um... and at that point we'll set up a REVIEW to... to look at it to make sure that, you know... everything is ready for... the PLAYERS

Um... then from there... with the PMA, uh... that is finally entered in QATR... we have the categ... the categories the way that we want them to be, um... we... were finalising the HIGHLIGHTING so ideally once that finished the QATR we'll be ready to... to... to FLIP THE SWITCH and say that that is FEATURE COMPLETE.

The VMA is... is... being worked on, ah... RIGHT NOW as we speak, um, since ah... most of that work that is being done on the PMA transfers directly across over to the VMA so... ah... then from there we'll... we'll probably need to do some minor cleanups and... and... the way that we sort through the... the list of the ITEMS that are on the ship and... um... but that's pretty MINOR

PERSONAL INNER THOUGHT went through an impromptu DES review with Chris yesterday and... that... is... basically in DESIGNER'S hands now to implement it the way that Chris wants it, um... and... and so I think from a FEATURE standpoint there's just minor fixes on that one.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

History Comes Inside! posted:

Why the gently caress do so many people (not just the reddit retards but people writing for actual gaming news sites) not understand that the ">$75,000" in all the paperwork doesn't loving mean they are looking for $75,000?

I am the furthest loving thing from a lawyer and even to me that's obviously just the cutoff for some particular special brand of legal jujitsu to be applied.

Videogame journalists are loving morons is why. News at 11

Gravity_Storm
Mar 1, 2016

Crytek have one of the best law firms in the world. CIG have Toast and Ortwin Foot-in-mouth.

Theres not enough popcorn.

Slow_Moe
Feb 18, 2013

AP posted:

One of you perverts please download this before it disappears.

Pervert reporting for duty. Downloaded both of the files, but i dont really know what to do with them now.



put in butt???

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

Colostomy Bag posted:

With Lesnick in the equation, I hope you brought a shitload of dimes.

*Cheap Blazzing Saddles toll road reference.

:vince:

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

TheAgent posted:

Sandi is absolutely loving perfect lol

I like the way they've drawn the motion capture lines on top of Mark Hamill's beard. I'm sure that's really effective.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
I bet it's the first time on pornhub for almost all of these stars.





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AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Slow_Moe posted:

Pervert reporting for duty. Downloaded both of the files, but i dont really know what to do with them now.



put in butt???

Keep them safe for now, main thing is to have them.

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