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Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


That's by far the least disagreeable of all his shittiness so I barely care.


Also because I saw the film yesterday. It's a solid "ok".

Also because it's a film so what if you know what happens before you see it

Josuke Higashikata fucked around with this message at 12:18 on Dec 15, 2017

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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Brown Paper Bag posted:

BTW - Colby Covington spoilt the Last Jedi on Twitter so steer clear.

I probably wasn't even going to go see it but I'm still pissed off

lmfao

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

Colby Covington posted:

Brazil is a trash dump that's not fit for even animals to live in. Also, here's the ending of the new Star Wars movie.

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

I'm actually laughing

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Brown Paper Bag posted:

I'm actually laughing

doesn't sound like you are

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Covington truly embracing the heel role. Can’t wait until he’s on the MMA Hour to talk about being assaulted with a toy lightsaber by Roxanne Modaferri.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



That's hilarious.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

FishBowlRobot posted:

Covington truly embracing the heel role. Can’t wait until he’s on the MMA Hour to talk about being assaulted with a toy lightsaber by Roxanne Modaferri.

As if modaferri would wield anything but the finest of japanese steel

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
it's good to dunk on star wars fans

coby colvington did nothing wrong

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Soothing Vapors posted:

it's good to dunk on star wars fans

coby colvington did nothing wrong

colby covingters did many things wrong, star wars not withstanding

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


I'm okay with racism, xenophobia and being a poo poo


but spoiling star wars????


you're done friend....

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Just wait til Christmas when Colby Covington tells everyone Santa isn't real.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

I forgot about the Mike Perry breakdance and posing in front of an astrogliding Ellenberger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwmmHwSc8j4

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013


lol good

Stanley Tweedle
Aug 15, 2001

apparently, it only costs $600 to throw a boomerang at Colby Covington. pretty good deal, really.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Fabricio Werdum shows up and hits Covington in the face with a toy lightsaber for ruining the movie.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.instagram.com/p/BctbxRbFoXr/?taken-by=timkennedymma

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
the boys over on the mma reddit are pretty upset about it to say the least

quote:

For some reason I was following him and they showed up on my timeline. Had my tickets bought for tomorrow night because I was off work. Waited 2 years for this loving movie but of all the ways I thought it was going to be spoiled for me, smalltime MMA fighter trying to be edgy was not one.
Hope the mods don't remove this

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
Luke Starwalker Kills Orb Dardo.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Work Friend Keven posted:

Luke Starwalker Kills Orb Dardo.

oh was there a big heavyweight ko I missed?

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
As funny as spoiling a wookie movie is, Colby's twitter feed is trying so hard to be edgy it almost seems desperate

He wants to badly to be Chael

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Colby Covington is Jacob Volkmann's "padawan" (special joke for all the laserheads who were probably not going to watch it but are really pissed off anyway)

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Soothing Vapors posted:

As funny as spoiling a wookie movie is, Colby's twitter feed is trying so hard to be edgy it almost seems desperate

He wants to badly to be Chael

Chael tried really hard to be Chael too.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Colby Covington is Jacob Volkmann's "padawan" (special joke for all the laserheads who were probably not going to watch it but are really pissed off anyway)

I'd be ok with Colby ruining Christmas if it was code for breaking Volkmann's legs

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

MassRafTer posted:

Chael tried really hard to be Chael too.

When he wasn't trying far too hard he's actually fairly charismatic whereas Colby Covington is just an unlikeable retard

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?

Lid posted:

I'd be ok with Colby ruining Christmas if it was code for breaking Volkmann's legs

Hahaha nice.

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
When you talk about guys like Chael or Conor you say "he's an rear end in a top hat, but..." and what follows is usually an adjective like charming or funny or quick witted, something that actually makes you interested in what they're going to do next and unique. Covington is just a boor, a lout, an oaf who saw this recipe and attempted to follow it without the important factor of actually being interesting. He's an unremarkable rear end in a top hat who is determined to be remarked on anyway.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
i dont think its working for him at all. regular people just think he's a dumb rear end in a top hat if they've even heard about him and all the other fighters lost respect for him and called him a bitch for calling the police on werdum

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
It's working in the sense that people who wouldn't normally be talking about him are talking about him. Like me for example. It's the most frustrating type of behavior because addressing it at all is rewarding it.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Gay Horney posted:

When you talk about guys like Chael or Conor you say "he's an rear end in a top hat, but..." and what follows is usually an adjective like charming or funny or quick witted, something that actually makes you interested in what they're going to do next and unique. Covington is just a boor, a lout, an oaf who saw this recipe and attempted to follow it without the important factor of actually being interesting. He's an unremarkable rear end in a top hat who is determined to be remarked on anyway.

The next president of the United States, Cobbly Covington

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/TonyFergusonXT/status/941605114606788608

refreshing

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?


Lmao Tim Kennedy threatening murder over trivial bullshit always makes me smile.

If ANYONE tells me how Top Chef turned out last night I will bring down hellfire and righteousness!! #IWillKillYou #IKnowHowToShootGuns #TeamNoCilantro

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Work Friend Keven posted:

Luke Starwalker Kills Orb Dardo.

Dammit Keven!! :argh:

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage


Ah, guy who also won’t defend is calling for biggest fighter in the world to defend or vacate again.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Just a general warning to cool it with "retard" as a pejorative, especially if you're referencing actual people with downs syndrome which is a pretty loving lame move. I'm sure you can all find far more creative and actually funny ways to make fun of stupid fighters doing stupid things, of which there is no shortage.

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Dec 15, 2017

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
lol

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
Hey all, I randomly gave you the logo of a company that folded 10 years ago, with a forum catchphrase that went out of style 6 years ago, and now I need you do something for me: stop saying that mark hunt is brain damaged. This might offend people who have actual brain damage, like mark hunt.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



It's really not an unreasonable request.

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Tim Elliott is (rightly) pissed off because his opponent failed to even step on the scales. Must have known he was so far over he'd never make it. Does Manitoba have a rule where if you're more than a certain percentage over you can't fight? Seems odd he wouldn't still at least get on the scale and forfeit some cash as opposed to getting nothing at all.

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