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15-20 hours of gameplay, never actually completed a mission. Well, it sounds like Star Citizen is the perfect game then. You'll be playing it for years to come! err. More Hyenas. 
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There lived a certain man in England long ago He was stout and bald and his nose was full of blow Most people looked at him and thought he was a fool But to space game nerds, he was clever, he was cool He could code all night with golden fingers Hallowed be his holy name And the nerds they thought he'd be the bringer Of a perfect game Ro- Ro- Roberts, he Scammer like you've never seen There was a dev that really was gone Ro- Ro- Roberts, he Britain's greatest coke machine He crobbled millions in a great con He ruled the studios just like a Russian tsar And he shot mocap, it was really wunderbar Decisions lay with him, he couldn't trust his staff And fidelity, it became his golden calf For the nerds he was no wheeler dealer Though he never made a game He would be the genre's holy healer Fill the goons with shame Ro- Ro- Roberts, he Scammer like you've never seen There was a dev that really was gone Ro- Ro- Roberts, he Britain's greatest coke machine He crobbled millions in a great con But when his lying and hustling and his hunger for money became known to more and more people The demands to do something about this outrageous fraud became louder and louder. This man's just got to go, declared the Crytek team Now their lawsuit would put an end to Roberts' dream The backers and the shills, their hearts filled up with fear But the salty asshats let out a rousing cheer Then one night a team of high-priced lawyers Served him Crytek's legal claim Skadden would now be the game's destroyers (Goons were still to blame) Ro- Ro- Roberts, he Scammer like you've never seen They raised a suit, said "your rear end is mine!" Ro- Ro- Roberts, he Britain's greatest coke machine He laughed it off and said "we'll be fine" Ro- Ro- Roberts, he Scammer like you've never seen They didn't quit, they wanted his head Ro- Ro- Roberts, he Britain's greatest coke machine And so they sued CIG 'til it was dead Oh, those lawyers...
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Dec 16, 2017 19:30
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"But, your honor, as you can see from this post on Reddit by FurryCitizen420, this lawsuit is wholly without merit and...'ehl oh ehl full of fail'...'" *gavel* "CASE DISMISSED"
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Dec 16, 2017 19:32
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 but mostly because I got bored and stopped trying.
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Dec 16, 2017 19:33
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checkmate, goonailure. he'll be earning his Idris in no time
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Dec 16, 2017 19:44
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I wanna see discolando on the witness stand
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Dec 16, 2017 19:44
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Disco will peace out never to be seen again the very millisecond he senses danger The guy is proud of having like 30 different jobs in his adult life , dude is a career shirker
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Dec 16, 2017 19:48
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Enchanted Hat posted:There lived a certain man in England long ago  Great work! Very boney.
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Beet Wagon posted:checkmate, goonailure. he'll be earning his Idris in no time
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SelenicMartian posted:So, how much time did it take him, and how much did he earn converted into actual money? Well, for sake of argument. aUEC = UEC. You can get the smallest amount of 5000 UEC for $5 right now. We take the low-ball guess of 15 hrs to complete mission and get 155 UEC. So his quest was worth about 15 cents, and his time is a penny/hr
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Dec 16, 2017 20:05
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SelenicMartian posted:So, how much time did it take him, and how much did he earn converted into actual money? Well, this is the first mission he's completed since 3.0 hit the PTU, so.... like a month? Right now UEC is bought with real money at a rate of 1000 UEC to $1, so he earned what like 15 and a half cents
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Dec 16, 2017 20:06
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Hello friends. Is this game out yet?
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peter gabriel posted:I don't care about the law stuff, it'll get funny on its own. 
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Roberts Man, hey Roberts Man Alright everybody gather around The Roberts Man is here What kind of bugs do you want Non-opening doors Glitches with floors Frame drops Anything you want You've come to the right man Because I'm the Roberts Man Who can take a game code (who can take a game code) Sprinkle it with poo (Sprinkle it with poo) Cover it with code and hope for a miracle or two The Roberts Man (the Roberts Man) Oh, the Roberts Man can (the Roberts Man can) The Roberts Man can 'Cause he mixes it with fidelity And makes the backers say its good (Makes the backers say its good) Who can take a genre (who can take a genre) Wrap it in a sigh (wrap it in a sigh) Soak in the sums and make a groovy crowdfunded lie The Roberts Man (the Roberts Man) The Roberts Man can (the Roberts Man can) The Roberts Man can 'Cause he…
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SelenicMartian posted:https://i.imgur.com/mkF4vkE.mp4 Should have used bunnies.
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Dec 16, 2017 20:19
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D_Smart posted:Yeah, that's what I mean. It will never get that far. I have no reason to believe they're dumb enough to not settle this long before then. If they even have the money to settle They were dumping staff before the lol-nado
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Dec 16, 2017 20:21
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Beet Wagon posted:Well, this is the first mission he's completed since 3.0 hit the PTU, so.... like a month? Right now UEC is bought with real money at a rate of 1000 UEC to $1, so he earned what like 15 and a half cents Is money even persistent, yet? I heard PTU users get a million monies for testing.
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Dec 16, 2017 20:22
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SelenicMartian posted:https://i.imgur.com/mkF4vkE.mp4 Wow. Games have had this technology for decades but CIG claimed it was brand new - and now we know why. They have no idea what they're doing so they've re-engineered the whole concept from scratch and done it in a really stupid way. Nice work chaps. loving lol
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Dec 16, 2017 20:24
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SelenicMartian posted:Fuzzy on the witness stand? This is what happens when you litter your video game with senseless fidelity: It quickly bogs down in complexity and morphs into a hideous spaghetti mess of logical branches and nothing ever works right. Toops fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Dec 16, 2017 |
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Dec 16, 2017 20:24
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iospace posted:Hello friends. Is this a test from the future?
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Hsaaanngghhhahahaha
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Peroxide Cowboy posted:Is this a test from the future? You decide!
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Chalks posted:Wow. Games have had this technology for decades but CIG claimed it was brand new - and now we know why. They have no idea what they're doing so they've re-engineered the whole concept from scratch and done it in a really stupid way. I you read your post in the voice of Breen in Half Life 2 and imagine it's, I dunno, being broadcast in something like a, erm... train station, then it's even funnier
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Toops posted:This is what happens when you litter your video game with senseless fidelity: It quickly bogs down in complexity and morphs into a hideous spaghetti mess of logical branches and nothing ever works right. This also happens when CIG makes a guy sit at a canteen table on a totally otherwise blank background 
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Phi230 posted:In other news, another kickstarted game using cryengine and mocap with actors is releasing in 2 months Which game is this? I've been looking forward to War of Rights, which is an American Civil War FPS with line battles and bayonet charges and moustaches and whatnot. Also Cryengine, also crowdfunded. Development seems painfully slow, but they 'only' have 500k USD, and a couple of guys working on it.
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Dec 16, 2017 20:38
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quote:Star Citizen is the used-car dealership of video games. The perpetually delayed MMO still has no release date in sight, but the online store is doing gangbusters! In it the gently caress you, "the game is practically finished y'know at this point"
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Dec 16, 2017 20:38
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iospace posted:Hello friends. Pffffft like we'd have a three thousand page thread dedicated to a game that's not out yet. Give us a little credit
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This beautiful crytek engine has only been lightly used since 2011. She'll get you to and from work no problem.
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iospace posted:You decide! Well if the game isn't out by 2020 I feel I'll have made a serious mistake investing in jpegs over buttcoins. 
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My favorite thing thats happened in the last few days is that when the Shitizens quote CIGs response to crytek, they've edited out the infringing part. “We are aware of the Crytek complaint having been filed in the US District Court. CIG hasn’t used the CryEngine for quite some time since we switched to Amazon’s Lumberyard. This is a meritless lawsuit that we will defend vigorously against, including recovering from Crytek any costs incurred in this matter.” becomes “We are aware of the Crytek complaint having been filed in the US District Court. This is a meritless lawsuit that we will defend vigorously against, including recovering from Crytek any costs incurred in this matter.” Because thats totally how the law works.
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Virtual Captain posted:gently caress you, "the game is practically finished y'know at this point" No doubt the FTC already has this in their burgeoning cache of Lies/Misrepresentations/Miscontextualization/Miscontrusions/Misinformation and Rumormongering.
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Beet Wagon posted:Pffffft like we'd have a three thousand page thread dedicated to a game that's not out yet. Well I mean at this point it's probably about 20,000 pages.
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Holy poo poo there's gotta be a good  line in there.20,000 pages under the comon Dusty think. THINK.
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Abuminable posted:No doubt the FTC already has this in their burgeoning cache of Lies/Misrepresentations/Miscontextualization/Miscontrusions/Misinformation and Rumormongering. I think if we've learned anything at all from all this it is that the Derek 'archive' was absolutely 100% redundant and a decent legal team requires absolutely gently caress all that those turds were in there were trying to provide 
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Chalks posted:Wow. Games have had this technology for decades but CIG claimed it was brand new - and now we know why. They have no idea what they're doing so they've re-engineered the whole concept from scratch and done it in a really stupid way. What is supposed to be new about this clip? Engines have been doing everything I see there for at least 5 years, even the fiddly bits. idgi? EDIT: Hell, the lighting looks faked, and the texture normal map is obviously hosed up (that's the two pieces on the side that look mis-colored under the flashlight.) It looks like there's texture missing behind the shadow behind the desk (the checkerboard). Also it looks like it's billboarded cause it follows the camera. SoftNum fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Dec 16, 2017 |
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Dusty Lens posted:Well I mean at this point it's probably about 20,000 pages. I was trying to make us sound less insane than we already do
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