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AlbieQuirky posted:So, I admittedly do not understand game development, do not play spacemans pew pew games, and am as old as dirt, but that trailer looks really lovely to me. Like, really lovely compared to something like Skyrim or Fallout 4. Or even Fallout New Vegas. No, it's absolute pish
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Dec 21, 2017 04:48
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Shart Shitizen.
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Dec 21, 2017 04:59
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spacetoaster posted:There's a goon one of these somewhere. You can't improve upon perfection
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Dec 21, 2017 05:04
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peter gabriel posted:So my son will be 8 soon and a very good friend of mine makes cakes and every year she asked what he wants, this year was Trump Illuminati - She loves doing these cos my son is a bit mental Approved.
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Dec 21, 2017 05:10
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peter gabriel posted:I'll get some pics from other angles You've turned this thread into a den of lies. Dusty Lens fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Dec 21, 2017 |
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Dec 21, 2017 05:14
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Spiderdrake posted:A tank is a lost and confused turret, bereft of its spaceship. Brutal tankdown.
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Dec 21, 2017 05:25
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Are they going to sell a tank? A loving tank? WTF
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Dec 21, 2017 05:32
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spacetoaster posted:Are they going to sell a tank? A loving tank? Also I looked up the Pioneer since it got mentioned - IIRC aren't all the crew of a jpeg ship supposed to be actual people? WTF is that bridge? What are all those stations even supposed to do? Is each ship supposed to be like a mini Space Station 13? Are they actually marketing anti-fun?
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Dec 21, 2017 05:45
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Looking forward to the addition of bazookas (not rail guns) to the arsenal. Also for the inevitable halftrack that will be some amazingly halfway design between the TUMBRIL squared-wheels and the TUMBRIL labd-crawler
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Dec 21, 2017 05:47
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:That trailer was soooo goddamned terrible. Every single line of dialogue was painful to listen to. So the Wing Commander movie all over again? Seriously.....am I the only person who feels like Squadron 42 is essentially Chris trying to make the Wing Commander movie again? I'm not the only person right? Am I taking crazy pills? The dialogue is just as cheesy and poo poo as the Wing Commander movie. The setups are exactly the same. This is the Wing Commander movie game right? Please someone save me, I can feel my sanity slipping. Here's a picture of my dog. 
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Dec 21, 2017 05:49
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Toops posted:CIG paid a lot for that. Wait......I thought Sandi told Beer they don't pay the media outlets quote:like everyone else does
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Dec 21, 2017 05:52
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spacetoaster posted:Are they going to sell a tank? A loving tank? This is not an empty quote.
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FailureToReport posted:
Get well soon, FailureToCat!
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Dec 21, 2017 05:56
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FailureToReport posted:Wait......I thought Sandi told Beer they don't pay the media outlets lol. I'm sure gamergate is on top of this scoop
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Dec 21, 2017 06:02
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The Titanic posted:It’s the only part of the game they have a chance at making progress in. The space part is hard, and may never advance beyond a very basic and janky arcade shooter. The space part will just be the transport sequences between FPS levels, where they have better tutorials to follow and more abilities to make things happen and look good. you called it
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Dec 21, 2017 06:08
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FailureToReport posted:Seriously.....am I the only person who feels like Squadron 42 is essentially Chris trying to make the Wing Commander movie again? There's a general theme of attempting to prove everyone who exiled him from the gaming industry and from hollywood wrong. Star Citizen is a new stab at Freelancer, Squadron 42 a new stab at the Wing Commander franchise and film, hence his general approach to the entire affair as though it were a nearly total cinematic experience. As to the Wing Commander film itself as near as we've been able to ascertain the plot appears to be virtually identical in terms of broad strokes. Down to the (discovered by Beer actually if memory serves) the ever present somehow undetected backdoor situated directly over old Earth herself.
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Dec 21, 2017 06:10
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Toops posted:Brutal tankdown.
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Dec 21, 2017 06:11
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Look at all the people bitter they didn't buy a land stick when they had the chance. If you are going to claim land--of course you are going to need tanks!! Common sense to any current backer. Or Crobber just got tired of Derek with the scoops and wanted to toss out a curve ball. "Lets see Derek call a tank!" Or CIG is realizing their supporters are their most valuable asset and are having this sale to identify the true believers. Clifford probably buys five... Next weeks sale will be the poop emoji with lasers. Personally I'm holding back my pledge until the hover tank jpeg's are in stock.
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Dec 21, 2017 06:20
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FailureToReport posted:So the Wing Commander movie all over again? what a sweetie
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Dec 21, 2017 06:27
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Saving for posterity--of all the joke predictions--this one is probably going to be right on the mark.
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Dec 21, 2017 06:33
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Get well soon cat! the only tank i want to see in a game is the OGRE 
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Dec 21, 2017 06:35
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HycoCam posted:Personally I'm holding back my pledge until the hover tank jpeg's are in stock. At first I was like "holy poo poo..they didn't make it a hover tank? That was such an easy sell to the faithful, why they no make hover tonk?" Then I remembered the Nox and how that's working out for them after how long now? Chris: "Yeah, it needs to be tracked, it's a tracked tank. Yeah. Because hand waivium lore, like how everything else we do is technologically as bad or worse than 2017 in the year 29XX, yeah....good job Chris, it's my vision mother fuckers! No one pledged your loving game, weak sauces! Now I just have to sell a couple million and Sandi will touch my dingly again."
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Dec 21, 2017 06:41
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juggalo baby coffin posted:Get well soon cat! She's playing down her current physical limitations better than Ben Lesnick! I just want a game where I can see a proper scale one of these mother fuckers laying waste. 
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Dec 21, 2017 06:44
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Gosts posted:
Start another avatar war with Derek
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Dec 21, 2017 06:48
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its spergy as hell but crobbler talking about fidelity and realism while indulging in every lovely cliche of space fantasy is annoying to me
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Dec 21, 2017 06:52
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It's not spergy to notice that when it comes to other people's work he promotes MAXIMUM FIDELITY and project crippling realism but when it comes to stuff that rests more directly on his shoulders, the vision of the project, it's all lazy slapped together references and hand waving ww2isms.
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Dec 21, 2017 06:59
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FailureToReport posted:At first I was like "holy poo poo..they didn't make it a hover tank? That was such an easy sell to the faithful, why they no make hover tonk?" But I'm right there with you. Tanks with rocket boosters instead of treads seems like it would be one of the ground breaking ideas that have become Crobber's trademark.
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Dec 21, 2017 07:03
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Dusty Lens posted:There's a general theme of attempting to prove everyone who exiled him from the gaming industry and from hollywood wrong. Star Citizen is a new stab at Freelancer, Squadron 42 a new stab at the Wing Commander franchise and film, hence his general approach to the entire affair as though it were a nearly total cinematic experience. In other words Chris Roberts is a hack who hasn't had an original thought since sometime near the end of the previous millennium. And I can't take full credit for finding the secret system that linked Earth to Vanduul space. You have to give Jared at least some kudos for leaking the build.
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Dec 21, 2017 07:03
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Look at this goddamn dog https://i.imgur.com/Boo2kGn.gifv
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juggalo baby coffin posted:its spergy as hell but crobbler talking about fidelity and realism while indulging in every lovely cliche of space fantasy is annoying to me him talking about fidelity and realism as his game slowly regresses backwards through time as they sacrifice fidelity and realism in an attempt to get their zip-tied frankenengine running at double-digit fps, on the other hand, will never get old
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Dec 21, 2017 07:05
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I still can't get over it. Tanks. Mother loving tanks. Sure the whales are opening their wallets as we speak but wasn't this supposed to be a SPACE GAME?
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Dec 21, 2017 07:12
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why do you guys obsessively archive lovely reddit posts instead of the super cute dog and cat posts in this thread
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Star Citizen: A New 1.0 Star Citizen: The Smart Strikes Back Star Citizen: The Return of Legal Star Citizen: The Coutts Awakens Star Citizen: The Last Lawsuit Star Citizen: __________________
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Well done for Cribbler fantasy land orcish elves to think of an imaginary tank that looks very close to the Russian prototype T-14 Armata to try to bring in some Russian oligarch walruses into the La-la-land.
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