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Verdict: Guillotine
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Dec 21, 2017 01:15
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Uncanine valley
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Dec 21, 2017 02:13
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Your Computer posted:Verdict: Guillotine Not even being ironic when I agree.
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Dec 21, 2017 02:21
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The MSJ posted:Lady should clean her bathroom. Only one white foot?
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Dec 21, 2017 02:28
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The MSJ posted:Lady should clean her bathroom. I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.
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Dec 21, 2017 02:47
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AKA Pseudonym posted:I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine. 
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Dec 21, 2017 02:49
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Randaconda posted:fight me irl Gladly, your moonpie tolerating genes prove your inherent weakness
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Dec 21, 2017 03:15
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I've just bathed in traditional milk and I'm feeling super scrappy meet me in front of the Savannah Georgia Town Hall tommorow at noon Randaconda
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Dec 21, 2017 03:21
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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang posted:I also put this in the unnerving thread, because uhhh..well, while funny as hell it also gives off that "put the lotion in the basket" kind of feel. A few pages late but holy poo poo I saw that exact sign in the wild and looked them up because the name was so funny. I don’t remember anything especially crazy on there but I’ll take another look.
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Dec 21, 2017 03:32
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Milo and POTUS posted:Only one white foot? The other patterns will disappear, too. But white goes first.
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Dec 21, 2017 04:17
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AKA Pseudonym posted:I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine. 
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Dec 21, 2017 04:39
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and im no chess expert, but i know the board is not 6x6
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Dec 21, 2017 05:06
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Dec 21, 2017 05:08
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Dec 21, 2017 05:14
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Jamesman posted:
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Dec 21, 2017 05:15
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Holy poo poo (Uh, the octopus.)
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Dec 21, 2017 05:17
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PYF Terrifying Pictures 2.0: Y'all need Jesus
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Dec 21, 2017 05:28
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I was actually going to suggest he post it in the cute thread because it's tiny and adorable but okay you do you
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Dec 21, 2017 05:31
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Garrand posted:I was actually going to suggest he post it in the cute thread because it's tiny and adorable but okay you do you Wikipedia posted:The blue-ringed octopus, despite its small size, carries enough venom to kill twenty-six adult humans within minutes. Their bites are tiny and often painless, with many victims not realizing they have been envenomated until respiratory depression and paralysis start to set in.[7] No blue-ringed octopus antivenom is available yet, making it one of the deadliest reef inhabitants in the ocean.
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Dec 21, 2017 05:32
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The blue-ringed octopus' bite causes paralysis which usually leads to death by suffocation because your diaphragm stops working and there's no antivenom so the only treatment is to keep doing CPR on the victim (even though they won't respond at all) until they can be transported to a hospital and put on a ventilator. I've heard stories of people who were bitten and paralysed but were still conscious so they could hear the paramedics talking about whether to keep working on them or give up. 
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Dec 21, 2017 05:56
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I've heard stories of people who were bitten and paralysed but were still conscious so they could hear the paramedics talking about whether to keep working on them or give up. Rest assured, those stories are bullshit. We don't "give up" on someone whose (who's?) heart is still beating. Yeah, you're paralyzed, but your heart will continue to beat, just like you'll still have brain activity. We'll see your heart beating when we hook you up to a cardiac monitor, and when we realize how serious the situation is, we're going loud and fast to the closest hospital.
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Dec 21, 2017 06:12
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Zipperelli. posted:Rest assured, those stories are bullshit. The fact that the person was able to tell the story pretty strongly implies that the paramedics didn't give up. So the conversation was probably just a goof.
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Dec 21, 2017 06:16
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Guy Goodbody posted:The fact that the person was able to tell the story pretty strongly implies that the paramedics didn't give up. So the conversation was probably just a goof. Or they are now undead. Don't be so quick to assume life in fellow posters.
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Dec 21, 2017 06:22
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At least it's not that spider that makes you die with a huge rear end boner
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Dec 21, 2017 06:28
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Chard posted:Or they are now undead. Don't be so quick to assume life in fellow posters. Why would you assume goons have lives?
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Dec 21, 2017 06:29
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At least in my experience, paramedics love talking about killing their patients in front of them. Of course, they can't actually do it. But the little bits of hatred they put out eventually add up to a lethal dose. Whose.
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Dec 21, 2017 06:29
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The MSJ posted:Why would you assume goons have lives? A pulse is different from being a person
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Dec 21, 2017 06:36
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Zipperelli. posted:Rest assured, those stories are bullshit. Yeah rescue breathes at that point is squeezing a ball rhythmically. Not exactly taxing to where you'd 'give up'
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Dec 21, 2017 06:42
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nerdz posted:At least it's not that spider that makes you die with a huge rear end boner Quelaag? Just keep attacking her body to break her poise and stay out of the lava. She's not that hard.
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Dec 21, 2017 06:48
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Hjalmar posted:Quelaag? Just keep attacking her body to break her poise and stay out of the lava. She's not that hard. Then jerk it. It is that hard 
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Dec 21, 2017 07:03
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nerdz posted:At least it's not that spider that makes you die with a huge rear end boner Does it make your boner actually bigger cuz we gotta get develop an antivenom if true
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Dec 21, 2017 07:10
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Milo and POTUS posted:Does it make your boner actually bigger cuz we gotta get develop an antivenom if true they are actually trying to make boner pills out of the spider's venom
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Dec 21, 2017 07:22
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nerdz posted:At least it's not that spider that makes you die with a huge rear end boner Nice!
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Dec 21, 2017 08:10
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nerdz posted:they are actually trying to make boner pills out of the spider's venom I got that e-mail too
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Dec 21, 2017 08:11
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Bombadilillo posted:Yeah rescue breathes at that point is squeezing a ball rhythmically. Not exactly taxing to where you'd 'give up' Not even. I'd intubate them and let my ventilator do the work for me.
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Dec 21, 2017 08:44
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Milo and POTUS posted:Does it make your boner actually bigger cuz we gotta get develop an antivenom if true I assumed he meant it attacks you with its huge boner.
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Dec 21, 2017 09:17
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quote:The blue-ringed octopus, despite its small size, carries enough venom to kill twenty-six adult humans within minutes. Their bites are tiny and often painless, with many victims not realizing they have been envenomated until respiratory depression and paralysis start to set in.[7] No blue-ringed octopus antivenom is available yet, making it one of the deadliest reef inhabitants in the ocean. Also, if the blue rings are showing that means its pissed off and looking for someone to kill.
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Dec 21, 2017 09:58
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Dreddout posted:Gladly, your moonpie tolerating genes prove your inherent weakness My inherent genetic superiority, you mean.
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Dec 21, 2017 10:04
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The Lone Badger posted:Also, if the blue rings are showing that means its pissed off and looking for someone to kill. And it lives in rockpools, where little kids are exploring, looking for the pretty blue thing to touch and pick up.
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