Dog thread: Weekend at Bernese

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ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Instant Jellyfish posted:

I forgot there was a dog thread and thought you might want some dog pictures!

Major is going to be 10 in March.

Despite not slowing down at all, ever, I decided it was time to call in reinforcements.

She'll be in charge of sheep and barnyard supervision while Major manages the house and making sure I go to bed on time.

I drove 5 1/2 hours to pick her up yesterday and we stopped at a farm to trim hooves on the way home so she ended up spending about 7 hours in the car and was a perfect angel in the car the whole time. She didn't have any accidents, she didn't whine, she just flopped in front of the air con vent and passed out. The people at the farm where I trimmed hooves wanted to steal her.

She's also the cutest, softest, best baby in the universe

Holy poo poo

# ? Dec 19, 2017 17:05

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 08:32

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Landoooo

Instant Jellyfish posted:

The people at the farm where I trimmed hooves wanted to steal her.

They're not the only ones...

# ? Dec 19, 2017 17:21

Instant Jellyfish: Jul 3, 2007; Actually not a fish.

I HAVE GOOD AIDS posted:

Hi Major! Hi little buddy!

What will you name her?

Wingnut Ninja posted:

"Minor" would be the obvious choice.

Minor was my first thought but she's probably going to end up bigger than him so I think it's going to be Mina.

# ? Dec 19, 2017 18:04

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

Instant Jellyfish posted:

Minor was my first thought but she's probably going to end up bigger than him so I think it's going to be Mina.

guess which dude is nicknamed "Tiny"

just sayin'

# ? Dec 19, 2017 18:06

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Instant Jellyfish posted:

Minor was my first thought but she's probably going to end up bigger than him so I think it's going to be Mina.

As in Sailor Venus? :swoon:

# ? Dec 19, 2017 18:09

pantslesswithwolves: Oct 28, 2008; Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

Why hello there, I didn�t here you come in. May I offer you a pickle stuffed with kibble and peanut butter?

# ? Dec 20, 2017 01:35

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

I HAVE GOOD AIDS posted:

Why hello there, I didn�t here you come in. May I offer you a pickle stuffed with kibble and peanut butter?

# ? Dec 20, 2017 01:37

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Such an amazing hoodie! Any more pics of Lando in it?

# ? Dec 20, 2017 02:17

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Yo dawg. I heard you like dogs and bandannas on dogs, so I put dogs on a bandanna and put it on a dog, dawg.

# ? Dec 20, 2017 03:18

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

I HAVE GOOD AIDS posted:

Why hello there, I didn�t here you come in. May I offer you a pickle stuffed with kibble and peanut butter?

Bandana dog!

# ? Dec 20, 2017 03:19

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

mrmcd posted:

Yo dawg. I heard you like dogs and bandannas on dogs, so I put dogs on a bandanna and put it on a dog, dawg.

Another one!

# ? Dec 20, 2017 03:19

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

I LOVE COCK SALAD posted:

Another one!

You can't see the bandanna very well in this one (it got turned around dealing with the leash) but here is Summer hyped as hell on the ride home after doing my best to tire her out at the dog park:

Even though it's kinda dangerous, my mom spoils the hell out of her and let's her sit in the car seats and look out all the windows because getting to go is RAD AS HELL OMG OMG OMG