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The moral of this story is don't let pretend video games dictate your life
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peter gabriel posted:The moral of this story is don't let pretend video games dictate your life edit: gently caress I hosed up, better post coming in 24 hours
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Raskolnikov posted:Help I am reading reddit. Please send help. Posters on r/sc: Please continue to show CIG your unflinching cult like behaviour and idiocy so that they continue to put up stupid poo poo for you all to buy. It's absolutely hilarious.
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TheLastRoboKy posted:I would have believed the broken water mains thing because CIG have never had a working pipeline in their existence. 
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Raskolnikov posted:refactored post switched to slumberyard etc These people believe that the company that can't pull off a presentation is going to save PC gaming with the greatest entity (you can't really even call something so grand a simple game) ever created.
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Why do those idiots feel the need to act as extended marketing for a game to their friends? It's fine, you can just let them make their own minds up.
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Raskolnikov posted:YOU GOTTA BELIEVE. Can't stop won't stop. I'll take <signs that maybe you should get your goddamn money back while you still can> for 400, Alex.
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Not showing the commercial ended up being funnier than showing the commercial.
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Star Citizen: Keep it Secret, keep it safe The terrible secret of space games they're bad
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Okay, but tomorrow though, get ready for 2 hours of hot mess hall action. The immersion levels will be off the chart. So many lunch trays, you don't even know! There is even a guy sitting on a chair backwards like AC Slater.
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I was disappointed at first with the delay from CIG, but now I realize that this is actually a miracle. CIG was running out of ideas, running out of time and money. Skadden's lawyers were phoning all day long, demanding to know about this and that, and Coutts' e-mails were filling up the inboxes of everyone in the LA office. They could only entertain us for a scant two hours with images of generic space ships and regurgitated faff from old 90's movies, and then we'd all have to back to the drudgery of our real lives. Hollow, like death. With only real games to play and our loving families to comfort us in our time of need. But then, when no one was expecting it, just before the final flash of hilarity and gently caress-uppery that would send us off for 2017, the word came that the comedy would last much longer. Oh, and it did. The comedy burned brightly for 24 more hours! Far exceeding the limits of what we thought possible, the Goons' cups runneth over! Mirth and merriment spread across all the forums. Joyous words rang out from the signal boosters and the FUDsters, and for that day the Goons were more than satisfied by the offerings of the Crobberts. And so it was, that on this day a new Goon tradition emerged! From now until eternity, on every 21st of December, we Goons shall light 24 candles, one for every extra hour of hilarity, and break our water mains, then get in a fender bender to honour the miracle that has been bestowed upon us. Crobberts be praised, for he is the true giver of laughter!
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About all of these "dont show any of my friends SC any more" comments.... is that a metaphor too, like if they had friends they wouldn't show it to them?
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Can anyone summarize the 2016 holiday livestream? I wasn't on board the trainwreck-watching train yet. Is there a highlight reel? I see a 2hr 41min vid on youtube. I ain't watching that poo poo.
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Rad Russian posted:Star Citizen is a metaphor for a computer game. Oh ha ha ha! What a comedy of errors! You guys thought we were literally "making" a "game!" Sheesh, that's the internet for you!
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BluesShaman posted:Can anyone summarize the 2016 holiday livestream? I wasn't on board the trainwreck-watching train yet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6UpYsOwlGY
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BluesShaman Pick any 4 1. Delayed start 2. Cringe worthy live action role play 3. Crashing PC's 4. Video not running properly 5. Awkward pauses 6. Lack of content Actually just go ahead and pick all of them to be safe.
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Re: don't tell my friends about Star CitizenGrunge posted:Cult leaders want total psychological control over you. Once they've got you fooled into believing that the cult is a great place for you to belong, they begin to isolate you from your old life. They are your friends and family now, not the people you depended on before. To many outsiders, this would seem like a huge red flag. It's hard to believe that if they were in the same situation they'd completely abandon those they cared about. But when you're presented with what you're convinced is the ideal life filled with comfort, unity, and purpose, it can be an easy decision to make.
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Slow_Moe posted:Why do those idiots feel the need to act as extended marketing for a game to their friends? Because referral links and referral contests have been a thing with CIG since the early days.
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