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This is delightfully horrible. 
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Beef Hardcheese posted:Total Eclipse of the My  Will Go On, but the pennywhistle solos are replaced with air horns
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Dec 22, 2017 01:27
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AbstractNapper posted:Because referral links and referral contests have been a thing with CIG since the early days. To be fair, though - MMOs are more fun when you play with people you already know from either real life or other games. I actually think there is some positive here. These people are expressing normal emotions, shame and embarrassment, and are not being immediately downvoted into oblivion by the SCADDF.
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Dec 22, 2017 01:28
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Raskolnikov posted:refactored post switched to slumberyard etc Wow. These people are really bad friends. "I wait to sell my friends on this video game until the video with all the technical fuckups and embarrassment has been sterilized." gently caress man, no wonder CIG releases their videos after the fact with editing. So these morons can reshape the narrative for them.
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Dec 22, 2017 01:29
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqTznu59InY
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Dec 22, 2017 01:32
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Sarsapariller posted:Star Citizen: you didn't verbally stutter, but your brain did That's a legit brutal takedown, and I'm digitally high-fiving TheGremlich right now.
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Dec 22, 2017 01:34
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hot balls man no homo posted:So now it goes r/ds getting shuttered> Land sale!> "Networking isn't the problem, all the stuff going through the network is the problem" > CRYTEK STRIKES BACK > The holiday stream got flooded out 30 minutes before air. I know CIG's self-owns are coming in rapid succesion but you should add >Tanks!>
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Dec 22, 2017 01:35
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Kosumo posted:You better watch out
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Dec 22, 2017 01:35
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Beet Wagon posted:I know CIG's self-owns are coming in rapid succesion but you should add Tanks for reminding me! 
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Dec 22, 2017 01:37
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So does CIG FloDaddelt
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Dec 22, 2017 01:40
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Thoatse posted:Who's up for a game of 'where's Archer'?  well gently caress me that's just about as blatant as it gets.
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Dec 22, 2017 01:41
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Catching up with the thread now. I hope it's worth it.
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Dec 22, 2017 01:41
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It's just like gambling, or recreational drugs!  edit: The solution is simple, don't tell your friends about your JPEG abuse. Raskolnikov fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Dec 22, 2017 |
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Dec 22, 2017 01:43
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So they hosed with perspective and added some greeblies to the back of the turret but basically everything else lines up, including the major identifying marks on the chassis and the cowl over the barrel of the gun.
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Dec 22, 2017 01:46
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Beet Wagon posted:So they hosed with perspective and added some greeblies to the back of the turret but basically everything else lines up, including the major identifying marks on the chassis and the cowl over the barrel of the gun. I thought it was reaching at first but then I saw the camera and rocket pod things. I can't believe they are still archering things to this day.
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Dec 22, 2017 01:48
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Raskolnikov posted:It's just like gambling, or recreational drugs! lmfao - no one calls casinos that, you say? What planet do you live on, exactly?
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Dec 22, 2017 01:48
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Beet Wagon posted:So they hosed with perspective and added some greeblies to the back of the turret but basically everything else lines up, including the major identifying marks on the chassis and the cowl over the barrel of the gun. lol wow.... just loving wow can't sue them for stealing pictures to make jpegs to sell fake tanks... it's not using the engine!!
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Dec 22, 2017 01:48
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Raskolnikov posted:It's just like gambling, or recreational drugs! I can quit anytime I want! I just don't want to is all
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Dec 22, 2017 01:49
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And hahahah, keep on keeping on archering, CIG. I'm sure this'll look real good, now that you're being sued by Crytek over copyright infringement.
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Dec 22, 2017 01:50
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Beet Wagon posted:So they hosed with perspective and added some greeblies to the back of the turret but basically everything else lines up, including the major identifying marks on the chassis and the cowl over the barrel of the gun. Score another one for the goon forensics team.
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Dec 22, 2017 01:52
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It's me, the Star Denier.
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Dec 22, 2017 01:52
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Before the cock crows, you will deny Star Citizen three times.
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Dec 22, 2017 01:54
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Natron posted:I was disappointed at first with the delay from CIG, but now I realize that this is actually a miracle. what a post. 
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Dec 22, 2017 01:54
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CrazyLoon posted:And hahahah, keep on keeping on archering, CIG. I'm sure this'll look real good, now that you're being sued by Crytek over copyright infringement. You laugh but there might be some low level intern at Skadden that has to go through the thread to dig up anything useful, such as all the rampant Archering CIG is guilty of. Hello junior lawyer dude! Keep doing what you're doing
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Dec 22, 2017 01:55
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 Sandi's SQ42 dog tags. (not sure why this exists) You'll notice she's in Squadron 106, but her Serial Number starts with 42. I'm pretty convinced Derek's often mocked claim that 42 is Sandi's favorite number, is or was actually part of the SQ42 script.
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Dec 22, 2017 01:56
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I dunno what it is, but...as of late, this thread has made me laugh more and more after literally a year or two of me no longer caring all that much, really. Thank you CIG. Christmas truly came early for us all in here! Or just, what he said: Natron posted:I was disappointed at first with the delay from CIG, but now I realize that this is actually a miracle.
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Dec 22, 2017 01:57
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Dec 22, 2017 02:00
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If I could fire a tank shell frpm the surface of daymar and two months later it hits a ship orbiting Daymar, I may be tempted.
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Dec 22, 2017 02:00
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Next up: stock up on ammunition for your tanks! What good is a tank without firepower? Upgrade your cannon! Hit targets from even further away on your new land based vehicle!
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Dec 22, 2017 02:02
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Beet Wagon posted:
Wait the tank pics I posted are fan generated from cig models, found on reddit so it's supposed to match the stuff in their sales but redditors don't seem to stoked on it https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/7lcvwp/tumbril_nova_3d_model_thank_you_nastyheadwound/ They're the first closeups I saw though, and figured the tank dorks here would be able to figure out where they stole all the parts from to bash these abominations out
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Dec 22, 2017 02:02
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Omniblivion posted:Next up: stock up on ammunition for your tanks! What good is a tank without firepower? Fit your tank with the ability to fire your land claim dart, beat your rivals to the dirt claim!
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Dec 22, 2017 02:05
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happyhippy posted:If I could fire a tank shell frpm the surface of daymar and two months later it hits a ship orbiting Daymar, I may be tempted. This has been foretold in Stellaris: Stellaris Glancing Hit posted:
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Dec 22, 2017 02:07
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iospace posted:Scam Shitizen.
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Dec 22, 2017 02:09
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Dec 22, 2017 02:13
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Thoatse posted:Wait the tank pics I posted are fan generated from cig models, found on reddit so it's supposed to match the stuff in their sales but redditors don't seem to stoked on it https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/7lcvwp/tumbril_nova_3d_model_thank_you_nastyheadwound/ They are so generic Sci fi tank it hurts
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Dec 22, 2017 02:13
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This is even more damning tbh
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Dec 22, 2017 02:16
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so it IS prerecorded bullshit? and they're going to stream it on twitch to make it seem like it's live? laffo
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Dec 22, 2017 02:16
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No you see, we were actually less prepared than you even expected. Buy a tank 
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Dec 22, 2017 02:17
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So it's not even live 
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Dec 22, 2017 02:17
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SoftNum posted:so it IS prerecorded bullshit? and they're going to stream it on twitch to make it seem like it's live? laffo Won't stop them pretending as if it is all live on camera most likely...nor the shitizens from defending it as such, even tho this right here confirms the opposite lol. But yea, basically what he's saying is: "We want to have shitizens comment on it live, while we also want it all staged and pre-recorded so that we get to pull off whatever smoke and mirrors we want and look like badasses." 10:1 the reason for the delay is that they couldn't even get the smoke and mirrors working sufficiently on time, because that's how hosed their game engine and 3.0 is right now. And 10:1 that tomorrow there'll STILL be glitches that they'll leave in the pre-recorded footage and cross their fingers that no one notices and that shitizens will defend! CrazyLoon fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Dec 22, 2017 |
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