[SOLDIERS MAFIA] [RULES/SIGNUP] Shine V: How The Southwest Was Won

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Bifauxnen: Aug 12, 2010; Curses! Foiled again!

Natural 20 posted:

Team bif all the way.

I wonder if I can make an interactive Google doc.

"interactive" sounds a bit too much like forbidden out-of-thread communication? But if you've got some private crazy formulas and poo poo you wanna run in the background, that sounds awesome

# ? Dec 22, 2017 11:08

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 17:41

Natural 20: Sep 17, 2007; Wearer of Compasses. Slayer of Gods. Champion of the Colosseum. Heart of the Void.
Saviour of Hallownest.

Bifauxnen posted:

"interactive" sounds a bit too much like forbidden out-of-thread communication? But if you've got some private crazy formulas and poo poo you wanna run in the background, that sounds awesome

I'm thinking of writing up something for myself that lets me say A targeted B, therefore logically B was targeted by A.

Would probably make it easier to see contradictions in a game this size.

# ? Dec 22, 2017 14:33

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

I am Australian team

# ? Dec 22, 2017 14:42

Podima: Nov 4, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Natural 20 posted:

I'm thinking of writing up something for myself that lets me say A targeted B, therefore logically B was targeted by A.

Would probably make it easier to see contradictions in a game this size.

Just as a FYI, obviously creating your own spreadsheets/notes/whatever is OK, but sharing links to them directly in thread is verboten. Screenshots or text summaries only!

# ? Dec 22, 2017 14:48

Podima: Nov 4, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Also, a new development to start off the day!

King Burgundy will be Pancho Villa, leader of the Divisi�n del Norte!

Bifauxnen will be Miriam A. "Ma" Ferguson, leader of the Texas State Guard!

Please continue lobbying them for which thread you'd prefer to be in, if so desired!

# ? Dec 22, 2017 15:00

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

make me mexico or face the consequences :ese:

# ? Dec 22, 2017 15:31

Moatillata: Dec 13, 2006; Maintain.

No matter who picks me I will still be wearing a serape sombrero and carrying pistolas at all times

# ? Dec 22, 2017 16:16

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Moatillata posted:

No matter who picks me I will still be wearing a serape sombrero and carrying pistolas at all times

A good philosophy in life.

I think I'll steal it :ese:

# ? Dec 22, 2017 16:21

tpink: Feb 18, 2013; Melman

Good team captains both. Happy to be on either. :kiddo:

# ? Dec 22, 2017 16:28

Jeabus Mahogany: Feb 13, 2011; I'm mad because of a thorn in my impenetrable hide

I'm British, your flags mean nothing to me

# ? Dec 22, 2017 16:35

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

There's only one true team. I mean, King is already in his name.

# ? Dec 22, 2017 16:36

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

resume
OMGVBFLOL

skills
i�m am extremely gay

relevant work experience
jan 09 - ongoing
Dick Sucking Factory
Shift Foreman

# ? Dec 22, 2017 17:16

Anomalous Amalgam: Feb 13, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo; Doctor Rope

I pledge my life to KB, because he makes tasty burgers lol.

# ? Dec 22, 2017 17:45

Monathin: Sep 1, 2011; ?????????
?

You can count on me to be fairly sub-par at Mafia, but great at using my abilities to be a shitter to the enemy team.

In exchange, I will probably do doofy flavorposting all game no matter which side.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0Puo2CJh20

# ? Dec 22, 2017 18:12

Podima: Nov 4, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Podima posted:

My goodness, that's FIFTY PLAYERS. Wild. Thank you all for signing up, much faster than I expected! Here's what happens next:

~~1. I will confer with Max/Foo about leader selection, and continue working on the backend setup that needs to be finalized. (1 day or so.)~~
2. Leaders will be announced in thread, and the chosen leaders will determine with me which 24 players go to each of their threads. (This will be done in Discord.) During this time, the other players may speak up about their preferences! (2 days or so.)
(Christmas break goes here, 2 days.)
3. After thread division is complete, character sheets will be sent out. At this time, ALL players will choose their stats as outlined in the rules! (2-3 days)
4. After all stats are finalized, the separate threads will be created and Day 1 will begin! (Aiming to create the threads NEXT weekend, with D1 ending on or around 02-JAN.)

All of this should take place over the next week-ish or so. It's a bit of a wait before the game starts proper, but there will totally be stuff for you to look at and decisions to make in the intervening time. In the meantime, reread (or read for the first time, who am I kidding) the rules and get familiar. AND GET HYPE!

P.S. If you're reading this and haven't signed up yet, please put your name down for the backup list! Having waiting replacements on hand will make me feel much better, even if we hopefully don't need them.

We are ahead of schedule, since I'm still working on backend stuff for the next couple of days! In the meantime though, the leaders have chosen their armies. You may now commence poo poo-talking! (And wait patiently for character sheets, probably post-Christmas unless I get a LOT done faster than expected.)

Anidav
b-minus1
busb
curiousCat
Drunk Nerds
flerp
iajanus
Infinitum
Jeabus Mahogany
Little Mac
Mithross
Natural 20
peramene
Prince of Space
Retro Futurist
SirSamVimes
SLASHER HAWKE
STONE COLD 64
The Ninth Layer
Tired Moritz
tithin
tpink
Venom Soag
Xad

Anomalous Amalgam
CCKeane
chaoslord
EccoRaven
Flying Leatherman
Gamerofthegame
GeneX
Hal Incandenza
IllegallySober
Max Peck
Moatillata
Monathin
Murmur Twin
OMGVBFLOL
Pmush Perfect
Quidthulhu
SalTheBard
Slaan
St Evan Echoes
The Lord of Hats
TMMadman
Tobbs Gnawed
Truth Quark
Your Personal Muse

# ? Dec 22, 2017 18:20

Jeabus Mahogany: Feb 13, 2011; I'm mad because of a thorn in my impenetrable hide

Woo yeah texas baybeee

# ? Dec 22, 2017 18:26

Referee: Aug 25, 2004; "Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)

This is going to be interesting. :ese:

# ? Dec 22, 2017 18:34

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

oye tejanos

chupa mi huevos, cabrones

# ? Dec 22, 2017 18:42

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Jeabus Mahogany posted:

Woo yeah texas baybeee

They only have 2 things in Texas.

# ? Dec 22, 2017 19:01

Max: Nov 30, 2002

Not a funny joke

# ? Dec 22, 2017 19:03

Thranguy: Apr 21, 2010; Deceitful and black-hearted, perhaps we are. But we would never go against the Code. Well, perhaps for good reasons. But mostly never.

I'll be a backup for this glorious madness.

# ? Dec 22, 2017 19:03

Podima: Nov 4, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Thranguy posted:

I'll be a backup for this glorious madness.

Thank you very much!

# ? Dec 22, 2017 19:06

Natural 20: Sep 17, 2007; Wearer of Compasses. Slayer of Gods. Champion of the Colosseum. Heart of the Void.
Saviour of Hallownest.

Everything's bigger in Texas.

# ? Dec 22, 2017 19:15

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

why am i halfway down

do i need to shitpost better

# ? Dec 22, 2017 19:26

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

oh wait its alphabetical never mind

# ? Dec 22, 2017 19:27

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

also hi pera

i will destroy you

# ? Dec 22, 2017 19:28

Truth Quark: Mar 21, 2010; EAT THE DONUTS

As an actual Texan I am ready to scale the wall.

# ? Dec 22, 2017 19:44

Podima: Nov 4, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Truth Quark posted:

As an actual Texan

# ? Dec 22, 2017 19:45

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Not enough tequila itt

# ? Dec 22, 2017 19:46

Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Viva M�xico

# ? Dec 22, 2017 19:48

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Podima posted:

# ? Dec 22, 2017 19:49

Moatillata: Dec 13, 2006; Maintain.

OMGVBFLOL posted:

resume
OMGVBFLOL

skills
i’m am extremely gay

relevant work experience
jan 09 - ongoing
Dick Sucking Factory
Shift Foreman

All this needs is a cover letter and you're ready for a Fortune 500 company

# ? Dec 22, 2017 19:52

Moatillata: Dec 13, 2006; Maintain.

King B I hope you're ready for the disgusting amount of insight I'm about to slam down on this table

Also tequila

# ? Dec 22, 2017 19:54

b-minus1: Jul 24, 2008; She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

how much do i have to pay to max my stats?

# ? Dec 22, 2017 19:55

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

one (1) box of bees

# ? Dec 22, 2017 19:57

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Max posted:

Not a funny joke

I was talking about steers and ears. Cause I steal their cattle and cut off the ears of anyone who tries to stop me.

*shows off necklace of dried ears*

:ese:

# ? Dec 22, 2017 20:04

Max: Nov 30, 2002

Max stats are acquired through payment to me directly.

# ? Dec 22, 2017 20:04

Anomalous Amalgam: Feb 13, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo; Doctor Rope

Podima posted:

Texas isn't thaaaat bad.

*Exits through double-wide doors, pushes up 10-Gallon hat, unholsters revolvers and shoots at sky ceremoniously.*

# ? Dec 22, 2017 20:04

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Max posted:

Max stats are acquired through payment to me directly.

Wait, are you selling stats that are "maxxed out" or selling regular stats that are simply assigned by Max (Max stats = stats by Max)?

# ? Dec 22, 2017 20:07

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 17:41

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

# ? Dec 22, 2017 20:08

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