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And nothing of value was lost.
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Dienes posted:And nothing of value was lost. Yeah, I don't know why people buy that. If I'm thirsty, I have a perfectly serviceable tap to get water from.
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Rysithusiku posted:I do actually remember hearing once that while it's not commonly known, licking or straight up eating chunks of real old poo poo is a thing archaeologists do not as infrequently as you'd think. It's how you tell apart bones and rocks - bone fossil will stick to your tongue slighty, non-sedimentary rocks won't. It's probably not encouraged though.
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Strom Cuzewon posted:It's how you tell apart bones and rocks - bone fossil will stick to your tongue slighty, non-sedimentary rocks won't. And when I tried to explain this to museum security they still invited me to leave. If they didn't want the patrons to lick the exhibits then they shouldn't have made them out of fossils. 
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Proteus Jones posted:Yeah, I don't know why people buy that. If I'm thirsty, I have a perfectly serviceable tap to get water from. You can even pee in it for that authentic bud light flavor
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I didn't even know Rex Reed was still alive. Also, he misspelled Benicio del Toro's name, so he was wrong squared.
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I think the review also got the plot wrong too
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AlbieQuirky posted:I didn't even know Rex Reed was still alive. Also, he misspelled Benicio del Toro's name, so he was wrong squared. That was my first thought too. I literally thought he’s been dead since the mid 90s or so
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AlmightyBob posted:I think the review also got the plot wrong too Reed previously reviewed Cabin in the Woods, where he apparently didn’t actually watch the movie and lost his mind partway through. http://observer.com/2012/04/cabin-in-the-woods-rex-reed-richard-jenkins-bradley-whitford/ quote:It’s all part of an elaborate video game that allows paying customers to watch real people slaughtered according to the horror of choice. The five kids in the cabin are innocent pawns to test the mechanics of the game, the way fiends in a horror movie test the sounds of screaming babies as they feed them to the jaws of mutated crocodiles.
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Someone aught to notify the Onion, they have recovery teams for this sort of escapee.
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Drivers’ reaction: 
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Platystemon posted:Drivers’ reaction: There's not enough alcohol in them to set the cars on fire.
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He’s saying holy poo poo piiisss, not burning
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I feel like there's a lot to unpack here:AP posted:Man claims father-in-law used toupee to scare him
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Presumably a 'joke' because there's a decent amount of fans mad at it for various reasons
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That's a nice problem to have.
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"Boy, I hope so. This franchise has lost sight of what made it great and they've lost me as a fan!" buys tickets to next Star Wars event. Orders three more Dexter Jettster toys online "just in case"
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Long Island Iced Tea Corp’s Shares Skyrocket After Renaming Itself ‘Long Blockchain Corp’quote:Beverage maker Long Island Iced Tea Corp’s <LTEA.O> shares jumped 300 percent after the company said it would rebrand itself Long Blockchain Corp [and] was shifting its primary business strategy to blockchain technology and was in the preliminary stages of evaluating specific opportunities to grow that business.
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Solice Kirsk posted:"Boy, I hope so. This franchise has lost sight of what made it great and they've lost me as a fan!" Take THAT, strawman!
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Tiggum posted:Long Island Iced Tea Corp’s Shares Skyrocket After Renaming Itself ‘Long Blockchain Corp’ I thought this was a joke. Holy poo poo.
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Every Bitcoin story makes me feel old
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GrossMurpel posted:Take THAT, strawman! You're out of your mind if you don't think that every one of these review-bombing cretins is forking their money over to Disney with one hand and shaking their fist with the other.
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Sakurazuka posted:Presumably a 'joke' because there's a decent amount of fans mad at it for various reasons Forbes is somewhat amusing because they have two movie guys: one of them really liked Last Jedi and everything he posts about its performance is incredibly optimistic; the other really disliked Last Jedi and everything he posts about its performance is incredibly pessimistic.
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Sir Lemming posted:Every Bitcoin story makes me feel old My stepfather asked me about Bitcoins the other week. Some investor guy was talking about them on the radio. Later, I was a family lunch for one side of the family, I walk in and 2 people are discussing Bitcoin. I decided not to say anything. I def didnt say anything about how the price is only propped up that high because the Chinese and the Russian mafia make alot of use from Bitcoins. I most certinaly did not say anything about how the major uses of Bitcoin is buying weapons, drugs and sex slaves
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Johnny Aztec posted:I most certinaly did not say anything about how the major uses of Bitcoin is buying weapons, drugs and sex slaves Most people I hear about bitcoins are the people who see this as a plus.
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Johnny Aztec posted:My stepfather asked me about Bitcoins the other week. Some investor guy was talking about them on the radio. That would require it to be a functional currency. It isn’t any more, if it ever was. It’s a pure investment scam propped up by naked fraud.
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I gotta say, "IoT buttplug" is not a phrase I ever expected to see. So what happens when the security on your buttplug is poo poo  and you end up with a botnet drone up your rear end?
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Magnus Praeda posted:I gotta say, "IoT buttplug" is not a phrase I ever expected to see. So what happens when the security on your buttplug is poo poo Bluetooth-controlled sex toys actually have terrible security and would be really easy for a dedicated hacker to break into and turn it on overdrive mid-coitus.
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chitoryu12 posted:Bluetooth-controlled sex toys actually have terrible security and would be really easy for a dedicated hacker to break into and turn it on overdrive mid-coitus. And I'm sure that's someone's fetish anyway.
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chitoryu12 posted:Bluetooth-controlled sex toys actually have terrible security and would be really easy for a dedicated hacker to break into and turn it on overdrive mid-coitus.  Doesn't look like they'd even need to be that dedicated, based on what I'm reading. Like, some simple scripting, at most.Intoluene posted:And I'm sure that's someone's fetish anyway. It's basically a kind of exhibitionism and that's fine, but adding some actual security measures would be good so someone doesn't go around raping people with an old android phone.
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chitoryu12 posted:Bluetooth-controlled sex toys actually have terrible security and would be really easy for a dedicated hacker to break into and turn it on overdrive mid-coitus. Open scripting relationships never work.
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chitoryu12 posted:Bluetooth-controlled sex toys actually have terrible security and would be really easy for a dedicated hacker to break into and turn it on overdrive mid-coitus. 
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I wonder what would happen if you took your sex toy hunting software around the government buildings in DC. You're watching C-SPAN and Mike Pence suddenly begins shaking and falls to the floor mid-sentence.
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